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What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Pussies are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside. :)
My gf came out of the shower and said, "I shaved my pussy you know what that means?" I said, "Yeah the fucking drain's clogged again."
Company who make women's vibrators is called...... Genital Electric.
If a wife is laughing at her Husband's jokes, • • • it means.. they have guests at home.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car? Carlos!
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.
Q: How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? A: Tell them you can't cum.
Masturbation is like procrastination, it’s all good n fun until u realize u r only fucking yourself
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used. :D
Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment.
Sex is like pizza, if you're going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you're doing
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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