Hey Pikey!! Just thought I'd pop by for a visit, ewe know, see how things are going with you!!

Hiya Pikey!! Did ewe have a good Christmas? I think I survived with all my assets - just :eek:
Though it was a close thing!!

Oh, now that's interesting!! You writing a kiddie's book I mean - is it a total imaginary one, with hidden worlds inside wardrobes? oOo wait a minit!! That's been done before - *gasps* Plageuriser!! *shock*

Haha!! I knew it!! You're Gordo RAMsey aren't ewe? *coquettish* Your mention of the new book AND new business is what gave the game away!!

OR you could be Nigella Lawson *ponders* Hmmmmmm!!

*halo* Spikey!! How the heck are ya? Keeping out of trouble, or have you hit it lucky lately? *grin* Keep in touch ewe!! Creeping back onto the forum and not even popping to my page to say hi!! Tsk!!

Hey up Spikey Pikey!! I just get concerned when I don't see your charming wit posted hereabout, you know? Like maybe you've fallen down a ditch and you're lying on the bottom with a broken leg and the foxes are gathering - no, wait a minute - that's sheep eh? Shit - I really could do with some time away from farming :satisfied:

Hey mister!! How are you?

*Bleurgh!!* Too much information <little green sicky smilie>

One can only hope your jokes get better as the year ages :rose:

Lol!! Have you been away again? Yes, it's been getting very strange - but the more you ignore the haters, the less effect they have, you know? :)

Hi Spikey Pikey - how's it going?

:)
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Nothing was stirring, not even a mouse
Dadadum diddle dee tum te he he he
Something something something
Ho ho ho I just ate your mince pies
:)

Almost Christmas? No way!! There's me bemoaning the fact that I couldn't find Easter eggs in the shops!! Now I know why :)

I suspect that the only one who cares I'm back may be you.
Besides I'm no attention whore, I post when I can, mostly taking the piss or making fun of idiots.
But I may be pestering you a little more in the run up to Christmas.

I thought, when you mentioned 'getting back to the cold and rain of Wales' you'd actually been somewhere hot and sunny :neutral:

I was thinking I'd not seen you in a while - you didn't start an 'I'M BAAACK' thread!!

My postcard's in the post though right? :)

Hey, hey hey - Piker!! Long time no chat!! Where you been hiding eh?

Yeh - my farm is definitely 'cutting edge'!! :cool:

Geez, ewe must be totally hard up if you're even contemplating a visit to the Valleys!!

Why? Are you thinking of visiting deepest darkest Wales? Step out of le burbs and into the countryside?