Smothering has the same effect.

Allegedly *angelic*

...although whipped cream will do when you put too much mayo on your salad :eek:

I have nine cat's tails, a jar of mayonnaise and a feather duster :)

One of the 'spanking tools' I always keep close at hand is a fire extinguisher, just for that very purpose!!

Of course it makes the spankee nervous as I place it carefully, close at hand. But maybe it's not that, and more to do with the way I lovingly caress the hard, red, glossy surface of the tank before caressing the hose gently with my fingertips :laughing:

I'm always afraid to hit too hard - I have visions of the hittee falling forward, unable to stop themselves, and ending up hitting their face on the floor :neutral:

*spanks ewe furiously*

HA!! Weren't expecting that, were you :laughing:

My scroller nearly didn't make it to the bottom then :laughing:

Wouldn't

it

be

quicker

if

each

word

were

on

it's

own

line,

though?

I know, hunh - just think how long it'd take to write in single space *writerscrampedly*

Maybe a twenty page essay in double spacing :)

Mine gets lower the older I get!! I used to be able to drink anyone under the table, these days I'm lucky to not feel the effects after once glass (and need a lie-down to recuperate).

Still, I'm a cheap date, which is one of my selling qualities :)

I guess, once I'm slumped on the floor, drooling, I'd be cleaning the floor - doesn't matter what I drink, though *sadly*

Vodka. Yours?

Sheep bites can be nasty if infected!!

Ewe really have a thing about sheep, hunh?

Yeah, and during particularly rough sex, they shout HEEHAW instead of YEEHAW :shock:

I don't believe in sex with animals at all - donkey (ass), or sheep (or even goats!!)

Aha!! So, you like to mix it up a little, hunh?

...or your tongue :eek:

oOo - be careful in Ireland, I hear they eat cabbage too!!

Not a bad thing to eat, if that's what you're expecting to eat - but you wouldn't expect to find it in a pussy (unless the lass has a real big gash!!)