1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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TheCourier
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Birthday:
May 19, 1988 (Age: 35)
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Occupation:
Master Debator

TheCourier

Sex Lover, 35, from Canada eh!

In the end, you're in it for yourself. Apr 18, 2015

    1. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      ... Finally got it rolled right and what happens? Damn paper is too old and the glue is all dried up and it won't seal.... RRRAGH!!!
      1. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        What's more incredible, that I'm wasted and keeping a conversation going on 3 fronts, or that I'm (poorly) rolling a joint while I wait for the pages to load when I jump between them...
        Mar 28, 2015
    2. MelloBubbles
      MelloBubbles
      Mind blown, (one last time tonight, I promise) EH?
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      3. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        no, just less friends...
        Mar 28, 2015
      4. MelloBubbles
        MelloBubbles
        HAHAHAHAHA. Oh. Sorry.
        Mar 28, 2015
      5. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        lol ;)
        Mar 28, 2015
    3. MelloBubbles
      MelloBubbles
      Like apparently, Mounties like to sodomize sheep.....or maybe it was goats.
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      3. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        Mar 29, 2015
      4. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        Mar 29, 2015
      5. TheCourier
    4. MelloBubbles
      MelloBubbles
      So Canada, eh? All I know of Canada I learned from South Park. ;)
      1. Norton X and TheCourier like this.
      2. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        the square wheels, that's no joke. You wouldn't believe how banged up our roads get here. Construction crews 24/7
        Mar 28, 2015
      3. MelloBubbles
        MelloBubbles
        Plus the noise from that racket? No thanks silly Canadians.
        Mar 28, 2015
    5. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      Well old buddy, looks like it's just me and you again...
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    6. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      Off to work, ciao!
    7. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      That does it, I'm off for the night; there's a little pussy in my room that I need to beat with a hard rod....
      1. Norton X likes this.
      2. funguy740
        funguy740
        Poor kitten. That's animal abuse lol.
        Mar 26, 2015
      3. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        Not if the fuzzy devil started it!
        Mar 26, 2015
      4. Norton X
        Apr 7, 2015
    8. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      OMG! I HATE CATS! The little shit just jumped on my bookshelf and brought the whole thing down, waking up my roomies in the process...
      1. Norton X likes this.
      2. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THESE MONSTERS AS A PET?!
        (I kid, I love the little fucker, but sometimes....)
        Mar 26, 2015
      3. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        OMFG THIS CAT!!!! "I'M TURNING YOU INTO A HAT! DO YOU HEAR ME! A FUCKIN HAT!"-me yelling at an animal that doesn't even pretend to care...
        Mar 26, 2015
    9. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      I needs a break! Smoke em if you got em!
      1. funguy740
        funguy740
        I'm smoking a menthol.
        Mar 26, 2015
      2. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        I pitty you, truely. I suffered them for years because my boss hated the smell of my regulars.
        Mar 26, 2015
    10. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      Re-reading an old journal of mine looking for poems... I actually put an index in this thing with page numbers and everything.... jeez
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      2. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        Yeah, I had a good laugh at myself just now. :P
        It's important to be able to laugh at one's self, otherwise; what can we laugh at?
        Mar 26, 2015
      3. MelloBubbles
        MelloBubbles
        People not wearing pants? Me? Yeah. You can laugh at me
        Mar 26, 2015
      4. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        I wouldn't laugh at your for your wardrobe choices in your own home. However if you we're out on the street, ass naked, I might be inclined to stare... but not laugh. I only laugh at the girls who think their price tags have bought them good looks and not just future regret.
        Mar 26, 2015
    11. Bestintheworld1653
      Bestintheworld1653
      Is it done?
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      2. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        Sorry babe, not yet, I wanted to ask you some more questions about it because I wasn't getting far. I had pictured you in a locked stable/barn filled with horses. But I'm stuck on where to go with it next. Any ideas? :P
        Mar 26, 2015
      3. Bestintheworld1653
        Bestintheworld1653
        Hard to say
        Mar 26, 2015
      4. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        If you like, I'll finish up what I have so far and send you that. I just feel it could be better.
        Mar 26, 2015
    12. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
      1. 6ULDV8_1981 and MelloBubbles like this.
    13. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      Q: What has over a hundred teeth and holds back a monster? A:My zipper!
      1. Bestintheworld1653 likes this.
    14. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
      1. Daniella21 and 6ULDV8_1981 like this.
    15. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      Why is a weathervane usually in the shape of a cock (rooster)? Because if it was shaped like a c*nt, the wind would blow right through it!
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    16. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      Any Tenacious D fans out there?
    17. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      I was just propositioned by a straight man. Should be proud that I turn straight guys, or worried that I'm sending the wrong message...
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      2. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        As if he wasn't on the internet already...
        Mar 28, 2015
      3. MelloBubbles
        MelloBubbles
        You do know how this site effects people, right? I have definitely become aroused from some unique sources before.
        Mar 28, 2015
      4. TheCourier
        TheCourier
        *looking up the comments on my own page...*

        Fair point....
        Mar 28, 2015
    18. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      I'm so excited to play with my hot mommy tonight!
      1. brownsuggadick likes this.
    19. TheCourier
      TheCourier
      Done beating myself up for the night, time to give it a rest and call it a day. Have fun everyone!
    20. BigBumWife4RP
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