put a bobby pin on a sweet woman's clit.

 

Hopefully you were near the shore, lol!

 

im going to see if my friend will be willing to try this one. im stealing your idea ha ha ha. im so bad

 

we were within swimming distance lol.. he at least drove me to shore.. she fell in the water while they were docked all drunk. if front of a whole bar of boaters and people drinking and fishing. it was a sight to see lol. i got the hell out of there while i could asap. lol

 

Depending on your definition of Kinky, I have a 3 entries, each a different woman....
* Sex while driving on the interstate (her in my lap riding me. Cruise control would have been safer)
* She intentionally took around 8 benadryl and drank a bottle of wine so she'd pass out hard, allowing me to just fuck and use her however I wanted
* She would wear the clothes of other women, and have me eat her through the previously worn panties and have me look at their pics as I fucked her on their own bed. Most notable people: my mother-in-law, my sister-in-law, her over-18 daughters.

As for the most "you've gotta be kidding me" moment.....
* We were visiting my new wife's parents when we went to take an afternoon nap in her old room. At some point, I started fucking her ass from behind (spooning position) as we were both horny and didn't have a condom nearby. Mid-fuck her younger brother came in the room, without knocking. Fortunately the blankets were over us so she pretended to be asleep as I carried on a conversation with her brother, my cock still buried in her ass. Yes -- soon after he left we continued, only now she was on her knees as I fucked her with all I had

As for my most "you can never tell them...." moment ....
* My dad called one night and my wife decided to "tease" me to see if I could maintain the conversation. First she was just touching, then blowing, eventually riding me. As she fucked me she whispered "if you hang up, I stop", so I kept the conversation going. As I talked to my dad I filled my wife's pussy. -- We were trying to get pregnant at the time....and we're 95% certain that was the time she became pregnant.

 

Back in school a few of us were hanging out watching a movie. My friend decided to give her boyfriend a slow handjob under the blanket across the room. She didn’t know I noticed and was watching, but he did. We locked eyes as his mouth opened in a silent moan. My pussy got so wet watching him try and keep still and quiet.

My ex and I were in a packed swimming hole on a road trip with family. We were so horny, but couldn’t get any time alone. With everyone around us unaware, I wrapped my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck. He slid my swimsuit bottoms to the side with one hand as he pulled his cock out with the other. Right there he pushed his throbbing cock inside me. I slowly bounced up and down. It wasn’t long before we were both cumming so hard!!! No one ever noticed, but it was such a turn on having people so close as we fucked.

Recently a friend set me up with her husband. After some subtle hints about how she lets him sleep with other women, we went out bar hopping. That night when we got back to their place, it went from subtle to a “come cuddle with us” text. Next thing I know I’m riding his cock as she lays next to him playing with her pussy. Right before he came he pulled out of me and slid into her. Unloading deep inside her with my juices still coating her cock as I kissed the back of his neck and ran my hands along their bodies.

 

My husband had his buddies make sure I saw them watching us fuck on a camping trip. I never knew he set it up so I didn't say anything during or after. At first I was embarrassed but once i realized that he couldn't see them watching, I kind of liked seeing them rubbing themselves while looking at me. I gave them a show and started telling him to do all sorts of nasty things to me. Johnny said he loved me acting like his slut and wanted to know what got into me...lol. I told him I love fucking outside and just want to make sure I'm the only girl he wants to fuck this weekend. He whispered in my ear that I am the hottest girl in camp, and has to worry about all the guys in camp trying to fuck me. God I got so wet knowing they were watching. Later that night he told me that Kerry and Craig sure were smiling at me all afternoon and told me he wanted me to tease them out by the fire.
that's another story

 

you'd have to pm to get that story

 

Good story, you have a perfect slut. I may be one of the kinkiest man ever but still sane, discreet when I should be and have many experiences that I would enjoy sharing. Maybe even give you a few ideas. Hope to hear from you.

 

One weekend I went over to my older brother's house to hang out for the weekend. He recently went through a rough breakup and was feeling down. Come Saturday he decided he wanted to drink so I joined him. We started to get buzzed so we started playing truth or dare. It slowly evolved into us asking about each other's sex life. Then he got some balls and dared me to flash him, my pussy, not my tits. I had yoga pants on and no panties so it wasn't too hard. Well after a few minutes of building up the courage I pulled the front of my pants down and he got to see my plump, hairless pussy. His eyes were locked on my pussy. And as I sit back down he quickly crawled up between my legs and kissed my yoga pants over my pussy. And that's all It took. It turned me on. We ended up fucking right there in his couch.

 

when my wife was drunk off her ass one time she stripped in front of everyone here and started playing with her self and our dog came up and licked her she tried pushing him away but we held her down till she came like crazy. Then we made him fuck her and it humiliated her so bad that she loved it.

 

Had a gf once through work, we used to go out at lunchtime and walk through a cemetery. Got frisky one day in the sunshine, she lay face down and I pulled her panties down, spread her bum cheeks and looked at her incredible arsehole. Irresistible for my tongue, this was the first time I had done this. Got hornier and hornier, Started rubbing my cock up and down fer bum crack slippery with spit. She said go on put it in my arse. The head slipped in. Took about 30 seconds and I came inside her. We had to walk back to work with cum dribbling out. She didn't like that bit. Took her arse many times after than but never came inside, she like to watch it spurt all over her.

 

Last year when I was working at the gym, I began to flirt with my colleague and when we locked the gym at the end of the day, he tied me upside down to one of our climbing walls and started to lick my pussy and let me cum several Times, i was shaking after that!

 

I fucked an employee in a fast-food, walk-in freezer. A lot of my cum ended up frozen on the floor. One night at closing, during clean up she was giving me grief about having to do something I asked her to do. (flirting being a brat) I threatened to have her clean the walk-in. I was finishing my paperwork and preparing the deposit, she came in the office, after everyone else left. (I was her ride home.) She had scraped my old cum off the floor and was holding it. She put it in her mouth. 5 seconds later I was kissing her. We kissed until it was all melted. We fucked in the office, that night. Then we fucked again on the hood of my Nova, down a dead end road, on the way to her parents house.