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  1. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    So Shooter used to consider a good hot dog just about as good as an honest slice of bacon, you know, in the yummie department.

    But then he got this new meatless diet thing going, and while he had his doubts, he gamely went whole hog (pun intended) with it cause, you know, heart.
    Anyway, leaving bacon out of his diet turned out to be pretty easy; even the smell of bacon now causes Shooter some nausea. But a good hot dog, now he still craves them.
    Until he tried a meatless dog.
    Jesus.
    Whoever created that should be demoted to making chicken feed, or maybe ferret feed.
    No.
    On second thought, take them out and shoot their scurvy ass.
    Truly, the worst thing Shooter ever put in his mouth, and in his younger days .............
     
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  2. hornybigguy68

    hornybigguy68 Porn Star

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    Thought i would restart this thread since it reminded me of episode of Bar Rescue that bar name changed to "Bacon Bar".

    one quote on episode that I thought was funny "what is one thing that 43 percent of men prefer over sex? Bacon!"

    Not sure who they surveyed.

    I love bacon when I can have it.
     
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  3. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    43%? Now add bacon to bloody Mary's I bet lead to 43% more sex!
     
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  4. xxbaerli76xx

    xxbaerli76xx Newcumer

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    hi bin 44 aus Baden verheiratet und unerfahren da bisher nur 0815 erleben durfte hab lust auf eine längere affaire mit offener frau und diskreten frau für alles was Spaß macht lass uns doch einfach mal näher kennen lernen bussi Erhard

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  5. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Thats Bacon, ..not Baden (Das ist Bacon, .. nicht Baden)



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  6. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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  7. badbadman66

    badbadman66 Sex Machine

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    Love Bacon don’t care what country it comes from
     
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  8. Lxv200

    Lxv200 Porn Star

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    The best of both worlds bacon and dick

     
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  9. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    I heard bacon grease is good for lube for sex Thats What my freind tould me
     
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  10. JackPenny

    JackPenny Sex Lover

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    Hope this wasn’t already posted but I wasn’t scrolling through 8 pages to check!

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  11. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    2. Cherrypop
      I actually rarely order bacon at restaurants. They never cook it the way I like it. I hate it soft and rubbery (that’s what she said)
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 23, 2021
      #link
    3. dirtyjedi
      Bacon should always be cremated and crisp... Cook with butter not fat and go extra thick, it shrinks less
       
      dirtyjedi, Jan 23, 2021
      #link
    4. Braxton.B
      IHOP is that new amputee's dance. It's the latest craze.
       
      Braxton.B, Jan 23, 2021
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      @Cherrypop
      But that’s the best consistency for nether lips. (That’s what he and she said)
       
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    6. crhurricane
      I know that dance, a girl I knew did it all the time. Her name was Illene.
       
      crhurricane, Jan 23, 2021
      #link
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  13. hornybigguy68

    hornybigguy68 Porn Star

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    Denny's is pretty good and affordable. I like a place called Cracker Barrell if you heard of it.
     
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  14. crhurricane

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  15. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    The best way to enjoy bacon is to have it in your cheeseburger! 2 parts beef, 1 part bacon ground into hamburger then grilled. No mess to clean up is a plus.
     
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  16. DeaconBlues666

    DeaconBlues666 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    1557875552776.jpg350_UG.jpg Was taught at a young age how to get that bacon to swim right up to ya.
    This one time, at swamp camp.....
     
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  17. Lxv200

    Lxv200 Porn Star

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    I am not a hero but i love a bacon sandwich atlest i die with a smile on my face
     
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  18. DeaconBlues666

    DeaconBlues666 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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  19. crhurricane

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    Must liberate bacon

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  20. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    80's Retro TV Commercial for Enjoli Perfume

    "I can bring home the Bacon,
    Serve up in a pan,
    And never, ever let you, forget you're a man
    because I'm a woman,
    Enjoli..."
     
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