letting a family member catch me masturbating

 

Mine hasn't happened yet but if I'm lucky mine is actually going to be you saying yes to giving me ya snap chat or Instagram

 

Seeing the sun come out made me smile!

 

Kicked back watching Holmes Inspection and stuffing my face with these.

 

Played the car game on the way to the supermarket with my daughter.... Ended up laughing so hard I walked into a tree

 

It's full of my pets and leggings nothing like here lol

 

I woke up this morning to find my dog using my cat as a pillow and both sound asleep. That was pretty funny.

 

This was a plain beige room with exposed pipes and I created this all by myself

 

Having a friend drop by with a jar of homemade stuffed cherry peppers. It's nice being thought of

 

Reading some posts and pondering Deja view

 

Weiner Wednesday always gives me a nice big smile!

 

Calling my father very early this morning. I love talking to my father we laugh my god that we laugh My father is one of the most intelligent people I have ever listen to in my life . It’s a shame I didn’t realize it when I was 17 . Lol lol lol lol Everyone always used to say to me your father should be a college professor . I realize now they were right . What an incredible human being he is . It was a motherfucker when he was young , but he was a cool motherfucker . I have never seen him asked a question he couldn’t answer . Quite an amazing guy I love you dad

 

Happy Gilmore

 

This made me smile last night . New York State

 

A man accused of attacking a South Carolina couple inside their home ended up dead after being bludgeoned to the floor by the 82-year-old husband,
after he cut her
authorities said today.

 

Thinking about going out tonight

 

She’s female, with all her friends etc... should be fun

 

Friends that care. ❤️

 

It's a little convoluted, but my boss had given me an assignment to write something fairly technical for our webpage, with a certain new slant. I emailed him that there had been something that he had me proofread (not write) that was very in depth about this subject, a while back. maybe 6 months.

He wrote back: "lol I have no idea"

It made me laugh out loud as well, that his constant drivel of tasks doesn't even register with him.

 

At work, we played an impromptu make-believe version of The Price is Right and we won an all-expenses paid trip to New York City, a Volkswagen Jetta, $10,000 and two new iphones and having the phone bills paid for a year!