the dirtiest thing i have ever done is eat feces out of a fat mans ass and drink his urine then to top it all off, have him cum on my hand and me lick it off.

once he posted the pictures and totally humiliated me i almost had to leave town because so many people found out.

 

dirtiest thing....hmmm....was eating my ex wifes asshole like it was puppy chow....got a taste of poo. Didn't turn me off or on at all, but i didn't care for the taste either. Squirted some flavored lube on her asshole...stuck my finger in a few times...wiped my finger off...then continued to eat her ass without tasting poo again.


It's just one of those things you have to expect while having non conventional sex. another example...I was going down on my ex....she tried to hold her sneeze and she farted in my face while i was down there. I didn't get pissed, i understood you can't sneeze and hold everything else..it just happened. I waited for the "air" to clear and went back to her box.

 

yeah...

i fucked my dads girlfriend at my grandparents house in the basement on christmas.

 

I hate to say this but this did make me chuckle a little bit...But thats only because I was banging this chick one time and she sneezed and killed the mood when she let one rip so bad it actually mad me gag...

 

dirtiest thing ive done sexually

ive done a few dirty sexual things but one experience stands out that still makes me hard and i feel the need to masturbate.

it was 10 years ago me two friends of mine and one of their dogs all gangbanged this slut of a woman my friend ben meet over the internet.

he told us he had seen her profile on a dating site had started to chat via email with her and it quickly became apparent she was up for anything sexually.

he was very suspicious of her and asked her to meet him in person to see if she was indeed the 30 year old divorcee with red hair and the insatiable sexual appetite she claimed to have.

he meet her a couple of times and they had sex both times and the third time he meet her he took her to a pub round the corner from my house. they stayed until closing time and couldnt get a taxi home so they came to my flat where one of my friends and his dog where lodging with me for a few weeks.

to cut a long story short his dog was a horny bastard and his dick was out and ready all the time he was a young alsation dog two years old and really friendly.this woman lorraine took a shine to him right away and giggled when she saw his dick emerge from its sheath.

ben dared her to touch his dick and without any encouragement she was on her knees wanking the dog off infront of the three of us. then in a flash she was on her back under the dog and began to suck him off.we all took this as a queue to get our dicks out and she looked up long enough to see us all standing there our hard cocks in hand.

she reached down between her legs and pulled her knickers to the side and told us she wanted us all in every hole.

for the next 3 hours or so myself,ben,tommy and the dog all had her in every hole sometimes three of us on her at a time and i had the pleasure of cumming in her after the dog which was ......interesting to say the least!

after we had all came she used her fingers to wipe up some of our cum and licked them clean.

 

Anal sex and had a bowel movement yuck

 

i ve sucked my aunt s husband cock, and let him piss in my mouth

 

woooooooooooooooooooooow

 

My wife has her hardest "knee-weakening", "gut-wrenching" multi Os when I go down on her after filling her hot, juicey cunt with my cum!:excited:

 

woooooow

 

any more

 

very nice man

 

My girlfriend. F****** two big black cocks after she f****** she came and sat on my face and made me lick all the c** out of her p****

 

Hard to say. The bar keeps getting raised.

 

Taking turns putting creampies into my wife. I think we each took about 3 turns

 

Put a bottle up my ass for a bunch of strangers on Cam4

 

Done so many “dirty” things with my friend’s wife it’s hard to pick one but the dirtiest had to be the time we convinced her to let us involve a 3rd guy. It gets pretty raunchy when it’s just me and my friend tag teaming her but adding another guy ramped it up big time. It was a weekend get away type situation with my good friend, another friend of mine he was comfortable with and his wife as the center of attention. We had her throughout the weekend but that Saturday night was the highlight, especially since drugs and alcohol were involved. We fucked her off and on for the better part of 6 hours and creampied her when and wherever we felt like. I’m guessing she either swallowed or received in her pussy/ass at least 10 loads split between the 3 of us. The “dirtiest” part was filling her asshole with 3 back to back creampies, letting her suck the leftover cum and juices off of our cocks while the next guy up went and handled his business. That happened within the first hour and I made sure to go first of course lol

 

Dirtiest thing was probably fucking a girl I had just met in the bathroom of Greyhound bus. Pulled out and blew my load all over her face

 

Lady in question was cowgirling me and after a lot vodka and orgasms that night asked could she pee as rode me , well I won't ever forget the view and sound and the warmth