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  1. Imwithstupid

    Imwithstupid Newcumer

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    With constant typing that never has anything to do with anything,
    Just kidding, or I'm I .yes go watch porn.



    How can you type, focus, and jack off at the same time anyway
     
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  2. manrod

    manrod Porn Star

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    Years of practice
     
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  3. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    That's what I need a fishing hat but I'll only wear it when I'm not fishing
     
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  4. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    1. inmyhand
      I quit wearing hats years ago but I used talk to text so I have both hands-free
       
      inmyhand, Aug 27, 2021
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  5. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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  6. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    The Op has been here for two posts and two days what does 'she'/he know about who 'tends' to ruin threads?

    Makes me wonder who the OP was last week...
     
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  7. Hamb0ne10

    Hamb0ne10 Newcumer

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    Good question.
     
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  8. Sanity_is_Relative

    Sanity_is_Relative Porn Star

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    How come so many damn people cannot even spell a basic word like THREAD and still complain about anyone else?
     
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  9. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My husband is bald so his ugly ass hat keeps him from getting skin cancer.
     
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    1. Beavereator
      Good for him, my hair is thinning fast, just a few minutes in the sun uncovered I can feel it.
      I do not like the treatment I have to endure for the skin cancer that is now popping up from my Life Guard days.
       
      Beavereator, Aug 26, 2021
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      He’s not completely bald but he shaves his head.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 26, 2021
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  10. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    I'm not bald because I've always worn a hat to keep the wind from pulling my hair out.
     
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    1. shootersa
      A strong indicator you're getting old is when the hair quits growing on top and starts coming out your ears and nose.
      Doctors call it "lazy hair".
       
      shootersa, Aug 27, 2021
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  11. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    Wonderful
     
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  12. Beavereator

    Beavereator Porn Star

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    I never really liked hats. If you wore one in the house, grandma would remind you to take it off ONCE then would knock it off your head.
    She also be-leaved if you wore a hat inside it would make you bald. If that is true we sure about to have a lot of BALD "young-uns", on the way up. I guess they do take them off but only for showers.
    Not to just pick on guys, why do women ware big hats to events that on one can see around, over or under. Like a movie, where they know someone will sit behind them?
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I never wear a hat since I cut my hair off.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 26, 2021
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    2. deegenerate
      I don’t like getting hat hair, so I only wear a hat if I need to protect myself from sunburn.
       
      deegenerate, Aug 26, 2021
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      I’ve put sunscreen on my part of my hair at the beach.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 26, 2021
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  13. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    It's not the fishing hats that I have an issue with.

    The orange pants are another matter...
     
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  14. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Most golf outfits are even worse.
     
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  15. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    lol

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    women don't do that

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      whee! lol
       
      latecomer91364, Aug 26, 2021
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  16. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    The reason men wear such outlandish outfits is so those playing behind them have targets.
     
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  17. Imwithstupid

    Imwithstupid Newcumer

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    Thread can be hard to spell when your typing fast and intelligent original thoughts. But it's ok I dig nerds. Now check my spelling and layout, Grammer bitch.
     
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    1. Jh2
      Huh don't drag me into something that's not ridiculous
       
      Jh2, Aug 27, 2021
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  18. inmyhand

    inmyhand My Goddesses Toy

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    In my opinion which it's just mine I do it just to piss people off like you that AR annoyed at the older generation because you're still whining children maybe we'll have to make a new one for whining newcomers
     
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  19. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    *you're *grammar
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Walked right into that one!! :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 27, 2021
    2. Aqua Marine
      I couldn't help myself.
       
      Aqua Marine, Aug 27, 2021
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      Oh I wouldn't be able to help myself either, so I can't blame you there!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 27, 2021
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  20. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    I've always thought I looked weird in hats, but I bought a big floppy one this year for the pool.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      I bought a big sun hat too. It just gets caught by wind and blows off my head. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Aug 27, 2021
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