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    You can now get verified on forum.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. hausenfeffer

    hausenfeffer Porn Star

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    Eating a pleasantly surprising Mexican lunch. I Love Mexican food, but I made a mistake when I ordered and was afraid I was going to hate it. But quite to the contrary it turned out to be Delicious lol:)
     
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  2. gammaXray

    gammaXray Porn Star

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    When I went to the grocery store I had to admit. I'm not YET strong enough to walk very far. So I had take a motorized shopping cart ! It was a humbling experience to say the least.

    But I'm still feeling pretty good that I survived one the worst train wrecks of my life. To be bothered too much by the blow to my image !
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Did it turn out to be fun to drive? I hope so. :)
       
      submissively speaking, Mar 30, 2022
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    2. gammaXray
      They aren't bad. But it lacks a Horn & rearview mirror......LOL
       
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    3. submissively speaking
      Puts you on eye-level with boobs, though. ;)
       
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    4. gammaXray
      I was mostly terrorizing old ladies. You can't outrun me now Grandma ! LOL
       
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  3. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    The neat thing about those motorized shopping carts is, you can take up the entire aisle, read the label of every can in the aisle, and no one will say a thing.

    Now here's where the fun begins; every time anyone comes near you ask them if they'd get that can (box) off the top shelf for you.
    They will.
    Then you can look at the label, and hand it back and say "no, not that one, the one next to it" and when they hand that one to you, hand it back and go "no, sorry, I guess I did want the first one".
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Naughty Shooters!:catwoman_whip:
       
      deegenerate, Mar 31, 2022
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Shooter, you’ve been a member too long to not know the difference between post and comment.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Mar 31, 2022
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    3. shootersa
      Wait.
      Theres a difference?
      Was alway curious about that ......
       
      shootersa, Apr 1, 2022
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  4. KissFloridaGuy

    KissFloridaGuy Porno Junky

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    Waiting to get off work and go play
     
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  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    1. Cherrypop
      Me at work at the moment lol
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 30, 2022
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    2. KissFloridaGuy
      :) Me too
       
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  6. Sgtgunner

    Sgtgunner Porn Star

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    Still working, maybe another 2 hours of my day left.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      I hope you can close up shop soon!
       
      submissively speaking, Mar 30, 2022
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    2. Sgtgunner
      As soon as I get to Detroit, I will.
       
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  7. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Marinating early tonight. :)
     
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    1. conroe4
      That sounds like a wonderful idea. I'm going in just after dark and will be dead to the world by 11:00.
      This retired life is about to kill me. LOL.
       
      conroe4, Mar 30, 2022
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    2. submissively speaking
      Join me in the tubby clubby! :)
       
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  8. Ncgremlin

    Ncgremlin Always Horny

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    Relaxing watching lost bullet
     
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  9. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Obviously at a high alcohol content!:rolleyes:

    thinskin
     
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    2. Valspar
      What a fucking tool.
       
      Valspar, Mar 31, 2022
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    3. submissively speaking
      Funny. I wouldn’t have said that; I have use for tools. ;)
       
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    4. Valspar
      Lol!
       
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    5. thinskin
      Why not try to be a little more condescending?

      Val and Sub sounds just up your street or perhaps up your avenue?

      ts
       
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    6. Valspar
      @thinskin!
      Did you mean 22 Acacia Avenue?
      Give it a listen.


      Skerte.
       
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  10. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I’ve had my fair share of attention from the opposite sex before, but lately it’s been at an all time high. I was trying to figure out why, and honestly, I think it’s the bangs. For real. They’re like magical. Idk why but since I got my fringe, I’m much more desirable. Could it be because it hides more of my face? Maybe :p

    Anyway the Amazon delivery guy just dropped off a package and was mega flirting, and I look like garbage. It’s the bangs. I know it.
     
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    2. Valspar
      Lol...nope.
       
      Valspar, Mar 31, 2022
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    3. Cherrypop
      I can picture you snuggled up under a blanket with a cup of tea and watching Clueless in the dark. Maybe shedding a happy year when they finally get together.
       
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    4. Valspar
      The reason I asked is because your post was...ya know...like, omg!
      :p
       
      Valspar, Mar 31, 2022
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    5. Cherrypop
      It was! I’m surprised you got that lol
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 31, 2022
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    6. Cherrypop
      *tear :p
       
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  11. AnonymerTyp

    AnonymerTyp Sex Lover

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    Since I'm not a native speaker i can't tell. ( Don't know what a fringe and bangs are) but maybe it's just eye contact and a stunning cleavage. At least to tell from we get shared on here luckily ;)
     
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  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I over-caffeinated myself today and now I feel sick.
     
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    1. conroe4
      Hate that. 2 gin and tonics will fix it though.
       
      conroe4, Mar 31, 2022
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    2. hausenfeffer
      I know a way you can burn off some of that energy and also Feel Much Better:)
       
      hausenfeffer, Mar 31, 2022
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    3. Cherrypop
      Go for a run?
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 1, 2022
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    4. hausenfeffer
      Why run when Riding is so much more enjoyable:)
       
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    5. Cherrypop
      Touché lol
       
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  13. ironside2011

    ironside2011 Porn Star

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    Just finished a delicious lunch
     
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  14. DiabloGolfer

    DiabloGolfer Porn Star

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    Home sick. Sinus infection. Sucks.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      That’s a specifically poignant type of discomfort. Sorry to hear it.
       
      submissively speaking, Mar 31, 2022
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    2. Cherrypop
      No gyms for you!!
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 31, 2022
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  15. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I’m not causing any trouble for once. I’m happy and feeling no pain whatsoever :)

    It’s good to be the king

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    1. Braxton.B
      Good April Fool. You almost had me there Jack. :D
       
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  16. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    Just had the cops visit me, luckily I hadn’t started choofing and I wasn’t who they were looking for
     
    1. Wazzaox
      Apparently it was bad news
       
      Wazzaox, Apr 1, 2022
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  17. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    Getting off the PC now to go jog on my treadmill and work out in the mancave/shop.
     
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  18. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Gearing up for all of the things on today's to-do list, then the weekend starts!
     
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  19. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Rewriting descriptions for items I’m adding to the system.
     
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