1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Marinating and watching the weather.
     
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  2. ironside2011

    ironside2011 Porn Star

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    Laying down next to a fan a heatwave hit socal
     
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  3. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Relaxing now that work is done for the day!
     
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  4. VikingOvD00m

    VikingOvD00m Porno Junky

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    I went and put gas in.my truck, went inside got some stuff, and the clerk is like "you ever wanted to eat something you probably shouldn't?" And he looked at me with an insatiable look in his eyes, and i was like "yeaa.." then he said "i want to eat a whole stick of butter" ..i nodded he smiled and said "the whole stick " ...i left after paying, my current status is, I'm not sure if i should be disturbed or aroused, perhaps both.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Shoulda said, “Funny, all my friends call me Butter.”
       
      submissively speaking, Apr 19, 2022
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  5. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Don’t you know that I’m still standing better than I ever did. I’m looking like a true survivor and I’m feeling real dam good. I’m still standing after drinking all this wine ,and I’m being good. I’m still standing after all this time. Looking like a true survivor and acting like a little kid. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
     
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  6. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Sipping my coffee and enjoying the rain. It seems like it's washing the whole world and making it fresh.
     
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    1. SlowDownTurbo
      i wish it could rain and wash away the filth accumulated on me ol' noggin
       
      SlowDownTurbo, Apr 19, 2022
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  7. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    just woke up. ate some thin crust pizza, and NSA applesauce, and Atkins shake. about 50g carbs. bout to go to shop to work out for a bit, then to run some errands, and go to coffee shop
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Where do you get no strings attached applesauce? :p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 19, 2022
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    2. ncsubcd6997
      I had to horrible things. Think Klondike bar times ten.
       
      ncsubcd6997, Apr 19, 2022
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  8. Mostondave

    Mostondave Sex Machine

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    It's next to the NSW cranberry sauce
     
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    1. mstrman
      Is that no strings wanted cranberry sauce?
       
      mstrman, Apr 19, 2022
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  9. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Headed out for second boster shot!
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Get you some, Elliott! :)
       
      submissively speaking, Apr 19, 2022
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  10. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Eight meetings down, one left to go, will she make it? It's impossible to tell. o_O:dead:
     
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    #8551
  11. 7734

    7734 Porn Star

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    Taking a shower after grinding furniture
     
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  12. featherbutt

    featherbutt Newcumer

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    Cleaning up the apartment.
     
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  13. SlowDownTurbo

    SlowDownTurbo Porno Junky

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    trying to be normal and converse with people but doing that on a porn forum is like staying sober in a crackhouse
     
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    #8554
  14. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Here’s a naked mole rat. He can help you.

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    2. J H
      Yeah could say the same bout the tits and ass !! But I won’t lol
       
      J H, Apr 19, 2022
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    3. J H
      We use what we have !!! Be quite ungrateful if we didn’t now wouldn’t it ?? Lol
       
      J H, Apr 19, 2022
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      Don’t like my ass, don’t look. :p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 19, 2022
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    5. SlowDownTurbo
      yeah but breasts and ass have that new car model curviature to it while a penis is just stiff and rigid like a swamp boat or that first model lawnmover
       
      SlowDownTurbo, Apr 19, 2022
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      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 19, 2022
      #link
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  15. neddy3511

    neddy3511 Porn Star

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    How did you get a picture of my mother in law
     
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    1. SlowDownTurbo
      ::throwing in the towel:: that's it bro. she's had enough.
       
      SlowDownTurbo, Apr 19, 2022
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  16. J H

    J H Porn Surfer

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    Ha ha ... I said I could but I wouldn’t !! Cos I’d be lying !! Lmfao
     
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  17. Real Soldier

    Real Soldier Always UP for you

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    Still at work because the delivery I was expecting today hasn’t showed up yet. Can’t leave until I have these parts in hand. Ugh.
     
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    1. SlowDownTurbo
      That's a fucking real soldier right there
       
      SlowDownTurbo, Apr 19, 2022
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  18. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Still in my office but pretty much done for the day.
     
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    2. SlowDownTurbo
      not gonna lie being notified that the big boss commented on something im on made me feel like i was in trouble
       
      SlowDownTurbo, Apr 20, 2022
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Me too.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 20, 2022
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    4. Valspar
      You tagged him, numbskull.
       
      Valspar, Apr 20, 2022
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    5. SlowDownTurbo
      NARC!
       
      SlowDownTurbo, Apr 20, 2022
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    6. StanleyOG
      :D
       
      StanleyOG, Apr 20, 2022
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  19. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Fulla sass.

    It’s the high-octane insomnia talking; pay no mind to the woman behind the curtain. Imma eat me a bomb-ass burger and prolly be out for the night shortly thereafter.
     
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    2. daddydoug
      and make you cum so and you scream my name as i makkkkke you looose your mind
       
      daddydoug, Apr 20, 2022
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    3. SlowDownTurbo
      ever been on a picnic date with two pretty girls and some guy comes and lays his dick on your sandwhich?? I havent but that what this felt like.
       
      SlowDownTurbo, Apr 20, 2022
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