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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. @MiTch

    @MiTch Porno Junky

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  2. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    You first..
     
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  3. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    The one that gives me the biggest...
     
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  4. Rothko

    Rothko Porn Star

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    God..

    errm this has to be a pretty dumb question
     
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  5. marymcf13

    marymcf13 Sex Lover Banned!

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    This one.
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  6. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    Huh... We've got to settle.
     
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  7. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    If there is a God, why do churches need locks on their doors ???:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    *just waiting for the "free will" argument*

    But since I believe in the Devil (and have met her a couple times), I must subconsciously believe in a God as well ... hmmmm

    Does a stack of hundred dollar bills count lol ???
     
    1. Lioness
      No
       
      Lioness, Aug 28, 2016
    2. justpassingthru
      Then why do they say "In God We Trust" on them ???
       
      justpassingthru, Aug 28, 2016
    3. Lioness
      Because at one time He was acknowledged as our Provider...that's what Thanksgiving's about.
       
      Lioness, Aug 28, 2016
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  8. naughtyguy4u

    naughtyguy4u Traveling Vaginal Dilator Therapist

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    This one!

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    1. seafoam1
      Oh, God.
       
      seafoam1, Aug 29, 2016
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  9. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Low winds and clear skies..
     
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    1. gammaXray
      That sounds like a Fisherman's Prayer !! I've been in 8-12 ft. seas that will cause you to pray even if you're a non-believer !!
       
      gammaXray, Aug 28, 2016
    2. deleted user 777 698
      So very true, been there. Not only in high seas, every single soul on this forum despite what they may think now while they're safe and warm, will cry out to God when it appears their lives are in imminent danger, to spare their lives. Do you think they'll call out to Satan to spare them? How about crying out to Obama? Crying out to Hilary Clinton? Bill? Trump? Putin? No, we all know who we cry out to. The real shame is the elite have shamed us into denying the truth.
       
      deleted user 777 698, Sep 19, 2016
    3. deleted user 777 698
      In reality, just because you visit a porn forum and you were all taught morals, you do not need to deny God to justify your actions.
       
      deleted user 777 698, Sep 19, 2016
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  10. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    I don't get to fish much any more, but I do skydive.
     
    1. gammaXray
      That is DEFINITELY a Leap Of FAITH !!
       
      gammaXray, Sep 20, 2016
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  11. thebuilder

    thebuilder Amateur

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    Lets spam the fuck outta this shithole mitech
     
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  12. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    I haven't really 'actively' prayed to God in quite a while. But I think in my own way I might be doing it passively. I don't know. Sometimes I doubt there even is a god. Sometimes I very much want there to be a god, (the implication of course being that I truly believe there isn't one, or maybe I'm only hoping there isn't one), but the damn thing is I think somehow I'm simultaneously wishing there wasn't a god. I don't know.

    Getting a job is more important right now. I have to tend to my physical needs before I can tend to my spiritual ones.
     
    1. deleted user 777 698
      Trust me there is a force we call God. Look around at nature. That is all you need to do to see proof for yourself. People can try to tell you anything, however your eyes do not deceive you.
       
      deleted user 777 698, Sep 19, 2016
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  13. corsican

    corsican Porn Star

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    Cthulhu
     
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  14. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Is there some contest I'm not aware of to see who can start the most threads on odd topics? Or do you just sit around smoking weed and asking anything that pops into your head? I'm just curious.
     
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  15. naughtyguy4u

    naughtyguy4u Traveling Vaginal Dilator Therapist

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    Kali!
    She awesome at the circle jerks!
    Very handy!

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  16. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    The God of Dumb Questions.

    I pray he'll make them stop.
     
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  17. Wee Hector

    Wee Hector Porn Star

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    I don't believe in God. I don't believe that the universe and time came into existence with the Big Bang. I believe that the universe is infinite and that there are Big Bangs happening regularly, somewhere in the universe. Mankind, including astronomers, has such a closed mind about the universe.
     
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  18. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I used to pray to the toilet god before I quit drinking. .:vomit:
     
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    1. FeltPlay
      Ah yes, the porcelain god...I've had a few prayer sessions there.
       
      FeltPlay, Aug 28, 2016
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    2. anon_de_plume
      Don't you mean confession?
       
      anon_de_plume, Sep 26, 2016
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  19. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    Well, I haven't had one for a while! :laugh:
     
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    1. Wee Hector
      But you are a "Little Englander" since you voted for Brexit. You have cut yourself off from the infinite joys of creation. :D
       
      Wee Hector, Aug 28, 2016
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    2. JayneyRedd
      Jeez, I didn't know the EU had the monpoly on bonking. Never mind, I'm sure Theresa May will negociate a British equivalent.
       
      JayneyRedd, Aug 28, 2016
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      :p:p:p:D:D:D:D

      EU bonking rules :doggystyle::doggystyle::doggystyle::doggystyle::doggystyle:
       
      Wee Hector, Aug 28, 2016
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  20. Heywood123

    Heywood123 Porn Star

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    All hail the dark lord
     
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