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an unexpected sweet smile

 

Seeing my asshole neighbor fall on his ass in the ice/snow...oh did that put a smile on my face lol

 

Being reported for something I posted over two months ago.

 

Also...my new t-shirt.

 

Watching two seagulls fighting over a fish head only to see it pinched by a rat.

 

One of my neighbors: Her tiger striped gray cat Sam has been missing for two weeks, but she found him. When she took him to the vet, she was surprised to learn her neutered Sam had grown a set of furry balls!...

 

My kid was walking the dog past an apt building today, when he noticed a pretty girl was going in with a bunch of groceries. So my kid thought he’d give her a hand and maybe talk to her, when suddenly the dog decided to have a huge poop right there in front of her. So he had to stand there with the pooping dog and missed his chance to flirt.

 

I keep smiling cause In the summer we're going to be neighbors, I feel honored.

 

Getting to talk to a friend today that I haven't got to talk to in several months. Felt good to catch up with her.

 

Helping my future wife.

 

Talked to the British SAS guy who discovered Shooters Dads old war ship and arranged for us to dive on it.
He's all for a return expedition, so looks like Shooter and friends are going diving on a ship again!!

 

More the merrier.
We put 22 on the ship in one dive.

 

My kid sent me pictures of his new haircut. He’s at that age where he’s starting to care about his looks ☺️

 

Lol this made me laugh

 

Re diving, Years ago at a dive resort in Curacao, run by an old Dutchman, we were to do a dive on a container ship, a little over a hundred feet. About 15 of us in our cars followed him to a very deserted beach. The Dutchman had us all put our wallets in his truck because his glove compartment had a lock. The shoreline was rocky and the waves were pretty choppy, so getting into the water in gear wasn't easy, and Reni couldn't make it. I stayed behind with her.
We saw a guy parked across the street waiting and watching, looking suspicious. So maybe a year later in a dive magazine, I read about divers complaining that while at that dive site, their wallets were stolen and they blamed the old Dutchman for setting it up.

 

My dog barks out the window when she sees other dogs and it’s annoying AF so I always give her shit for it. This morning she saw a dog outside but knew I was still asleep, so she was quiet barking instead. It still woke me up but it made me smile to know she was trying to let me sleep lol