I turn shit off and then turn it on again to make it work.

 

I’m an entrepreneur. I spend $20 on celebrity photos and a Sharpie, then I sign ‘em and sell ‘em at a profit.

 

I work in retail - Produce. Been in management 20 some odd years.

I show up for work, tell everyone else what to do and make sure they do it the right way the first time so that everyone can go home on time because I don't like staying late either.

 

I’m a boss.

 

That's what my boss would like to know.
My skill set is mostly intangibles. They don't know exactly what I do or how I do it but I get shit done and solve problems no one else in the company seems to be able to do.
We have offices all over the world so I could go from sitting around doing nothing to getting phone calls at 2 am from our team in Bangalore.
I'm not a code writer nor a project architect but I have a knack for understanding what they do, how they interact and what happens when they don't.

 

I start a large throbbing monster then use a lot of rubber to fill a huge load before eventually emptying it into a waiting recepticle with my mate

 

Nothing!

 

I’m a stand up philosopher.

 

House-Husband / Part-time CIA assassin

*One of the above is true. - Just one sadly.

*Or is it? Inserts evil laugh!

 

Professional ass wiper

 

I run music recording studio that I hope to expand to a center for music where people can learn how to play instruments, engineer music, and anything else I think of...
Here's hoping!

 

I find professional ways to nag grown adults about paperwork, swear at Excel, and generally keep the world in my industry spinning.

 

Cat herder

 

I volunteer my services, yard work, minor auto repairs, painter, carpenter, domestic engineer, sanitation engineer, to name a few.

 

Drive a protection vehicle for road workers