I do all kinds of stuff when I'm horny, it's like a get possessed and just do everything I can. This means Many strange things being inserted into me hehe what's the dirtiest thing you've done before?

Xo

 

hi

sucked another mans cock

 

Msg me and I will tell you

 

Tbh dirtiest thing I have done is a threesome with my mate and my misses after a night of drinking things got pretty messy lol, but the other half loved it

 

Nasty

A girl I was with in college had trouble getting wet when she was drunk so in a drunken stupor I inserted the tip of my chewing tobacco spit bottle (20oz coke bottle) emptied the contents it was almost full and went to town

 

I also enjoy watching my misses with other men and women love to see her get pleasured

 

Hmmm this one I'll really have to think about... there is at least a two way tie in my mind...

 

Wife is an "exit only" gal, never ever does anal sex. But one very horny night wanted to try it... when we finished, as I pulled out my cum oozed form her still gaping asshole, and I told her how erotic it was to see something I thought Id never see, her asshole gaping like a porn star and my cum oozing from it. So she, still in a scary nasty mood, one uped it and said I should clean her up. So I wnet down on her ass, licking up my cum that had run down to her pussy, and then up to and all over her asshole, and finally, her ass still soft and open, licking her inside as deep as my tongue would reach...
Doing something so profoundly disgusting, to please my beloved, was amazingly erotic.... but shes really emabarrassed now that she asked me to do something so dirty..

Also played peeping Tomm and watched her fuck a friend through an open window... when the friend finished( no condom, we knew he was clean) and left, I went in to wanting to fuck her, so sloppy wet with her juice and his cum. But I was so aroused, as soon as I was inside I nearly came... so, I ulled out and went down on her. But instead of being a little disturbed by another man's cum in my mouth, I found smelling the cum and especially tasting it just added to the whole experience, all five senses had a share of enjoying her fuck someone else, I watched, listen, felt her sloppy wet with him, smelled his cum, and tasted him. Well, taste is an understatement, once I started and liked it, I licked up and swallowed every bit of both their juice I could... and then I fucked her...

Now... when I am really horny... I imagine getting to lick her juice off another man's cock after he has fucked her.... I am way too oral for my own good... we watched a porn one night together,r and it ended with a really very thick creamy cream pie, and the performes were very attractive and the scene unusually romantic and classy for porn... in other words I was really turned on.... and when my wife saw the look on my face she said "What?" something she always says when she can tell I am thinking someing I always answer honestly, and its often something she regrets hearing... " That was so hot my mouth is watering, I wish I could lick both of them clean!"
She looked at me sickly... , "what's really scary is that you aren't kidding!"
I liked the scene so much( it was on a satelite porn channel) that I tracked down the DVD it came from and bought it. Every time she catches me watching it I laugh inside because I know what she is thinking that I am imagining and that shes a little sickened by me but she knows I am laughing at her for being so uptight... LOL.
She confessed one night watching a actress in a movie role invite every man in a busy nightclub to line up and fuck her that she found it strangely and disturbingly erotic, she had even got very wet just thinking of 20 or 30 strangers using her like that... I told her I thought it would be erotic too, seeing her, who is always very careful about sex, even when shes being naughty, let loose and just get USED... if the real world didnt have STDs... Id be the last one in line..... you should have seen the look on her face when she went from, really, you would let me fuck 30 strangers to fulfill a dark fantasy for me( a positive look) to then... oh you sick bastard, you just want to lick 30 mens cum out of my cunt( a very sick look) I actually HADNT been thinking that!.. but once she mentioned it... we had a really good laugh about how twisted we both could be at least in fantasy.

So, dont just tell whats the naughtiest thing you HAVE done, but if doing it, you then get even naughtier ideas....it seems like every time I cross a line that shouldnt be crossed, I am looking ahead for the next one to challenge me. LOL I am home on sick leave because I have a swollen knee and cant walk my regular 10 miles, and have nothing better to do than write ridiculously long thread responses... except, now maybe Ill go take a bath and masturbate, imagining my wife getting used as a sex toy by a crowd of strangers, and my humble loving husband duty to finish last and then clean her up... damn Im a sick bastard some days, well every day...

 

Ass play

The naughtiest thing ive done was playing in the cam with random people, teasing, undressing, covering my ass with lube and insert objects until they came


the feedback was very exciting and drove me hornier

 

Groped sleeping asses and tits; fingered pussies :excited::excited:

 

I had my wife suck my cock while I was getting telephone sex!

Thinskin

 

Let four blokes cream pie in me during one day on separate occasions, but didn't tell them I was so wet because I was full of another blokes jizz.... And another and another....
God I got hot thinking of them fucking me and all that cum being there already.

 

Cum swapping with my gf. Having her piss in my mouth. Fuck me with her vibrator. Having her go arse to mouth.

 

I saw mom sleeping naked with the cover have off her and got horny. I got naked and spooned with her as I played with her tits and ass. She pretend to be asleep even when her pussy got soaking wet and fucked her?

 

Fucked a girlfriend on the couch downstairs while my wife was asleep upstairs!

 

You got my vote!

 

When I was pregnant my sex drive increased 10 times, I was always horny. I was into my 7th months when one night hubby brought a friend home that I have never met before for dinner and as they drank more, one thing lead to another.

They laid me on the edge of the dinning table with my legs bend up and my feet resting on two bar stool, (get the picture?) Then took turn standing between my legs and fucking me.

 

fucking your mother while she slept....awesome

 

Have sex in a movie theater. Didn't watch most of the movie