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  1. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Oh what if? I’m currently thinking life without menopausal shit would be heavenly! I mean seriously wtf? Fucking life closer to the big 50….sucks big massive balls! The struggle is real like, “for real for real!” :laugh:
     
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      Menopause is why men lose their hearing." Sorry Honey, I didn't hear you" is probably the most used phrase by married men over 50. It works well for single Dads of any age also.
       
      Kenrychard, Jul 5, 2024
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      Reading these reply’s has me wondering if guys go through menopause. Moody, getting pissed off easily. Yep, I’m convinced some guys do. :hilarious::p:laugh: Oh ya, and they’re always so hot and sweaty. Continuous hot flashes.
       
      Sweetpassion, Jul 5, 2024
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  2. lottapicklejuss

    lottapicklejuss Sex Machine

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    What if all countries just got on.
     
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      Got it on or got along? Jk lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Jun 16, 2024
    2. Cherrypop
      No borders would be interesting.
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 16, 2024
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      It’s not working out so well in the US.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Jun 16, 2024
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      Another 50/70 years and society will have evolved to where us Europeans are. Be patient
       
      lottapicklejuss, Jun 17, 2024
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  3. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    What if there was content available when 3D TV's were the next big thing?
     
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  4. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    When I was in 7th grade I won a costume contest. My prize was an album (I'm old, okay?) and I got to choose from Night Ranger and Motley Crue. I chose Motley Crue. It greatly impacted my taste in music, and subsequently, my friend group. What if I'd chosen the Night Ranger album? Would I have had a different taste in music and a different friend group? Would I have stayed on the straight and narrow instead of becoming a turd? lol
     
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    1. lottapicklejuss
      Good choice
       
      lottapicklejuss, Jun 16, 2024
    2. paulavettbrothers
      Don’t dis Night Ranger. They were a good band.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Jun 16, 2024
    3. Aqua Marine
      I agree with both of you.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 16, 2024
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      I loved some old Crue. But I hear their live shows blew chunks when they got older.
       
      ncsubcd6997, Jun 17, 2024
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  5. Navrocky

    Navrocky Porno Junky

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    What if we live and let live? What if worry about you and yours and not others? What if you realize what is good for you may not be good for others? What if we practice kindness and acceptance?
     
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  6. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    What if 007 hooked up with Jessica Rabbit?
     
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      Rabbit Galore
      Who framed Sean Connery
      Jessica Moore, now that's a porn name
       
      crhurricane, Jun 16, 2024
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  7. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    What if I had a huge monster cock?
     
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  8. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    What if I had gotten involved in computer technology earlier?

    The IBM 360 mainframe was introduced in 1964. Many companies who had earlier not bought computers bought 360 mainframes to computerize much of their cherical work. Then they had to hire people who knew how to program those machines.

    To program an IBM 360 one needed to learn the COBOL and the Assembler programming languages, and OS and DOS job control language. These could be learned in six monthis to a year by someonw with an IQ of at least 115.

    By the time I learned computer technology the field had become much more competitive, and much more specialized.

    After I got a job programming COBOL a woman told me that the next new thing was the C programming language and the UNIX system. She said that there was a big demand for people who knew those skills, but few people did. She said she would teach me those skills for free, and send me out on interviews. Unfortunately, I decided to stay with COBOL and OS job control language. By the time I learnded C and UNIX those skills were also competitive.

    The way to get places in progamming is to learn the next new thing when it is newely introduced, and look for a job when employers are begging for that experience, and they cannot demand two or more years of experience, because the skill did not exist two years ago.

    Unfortunately, the next new thing might become obsolete in a few years. In that case your skills are not transferable.

    It is difficult to precict the future of computer technology. I did not begin to learn until 1982 I took two introductory courses. The text books speculated on where the field was going. Neither of them mentioned personal computers, the internet, or Microsoft, although each existed
     
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      What if I hadn’t fell asleep while reading this crap.
       
      lottapicklejuss, Jun 17, 2024
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  9. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    I may be contradicted by several women posters, but I think penis size is more of a male concern than a female concern.
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      I agree. My life would be unchanged I’m sure. I’d just have a big monster cock.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Jun 16, 2024
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  10. White N Brown

    White N Brown Sex Machine

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    Agreed
     
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  11. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    What if we were all in a peachtree dish as part of an experiment?
     
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      Did you mean a Petri dish?

      I wanna see a peachtree dish; it sounds pretty.
       
    2. Justlikethat
      Yes if that’s the proper spelling. You come to my rescue once again Subby, thank you! You’re one of the reasons I remain active here. You’re one of the best.
       
      Justlikethat, Jun 17, 2024
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      :shamefullyembarrased:
       
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      :shamefullyembarrased:
       
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      We are, we just don't know it.
       
      Kenrychard, Jul 5, 2024
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  12. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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  13. Kenrychard

    Kenrychard Porn Star

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    What If ... what if the very worst of human beings weren't the ones who ended up in power? Hmm, no war, no starvation, a cleaner planet, wow, shouldnt we all be trying for that? No, we really like the perpetual cycle of choosing the lesser of evils and never considering, maybe we shouldn't be letting scumbag lying piece of shits on the ballot to begin with, and actually choose from the best?
     
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  14. shavednhard

    shavednhard Porn Star

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  15. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    What if Jimi Hendrix, Peter Steele, Layne Staley, Dimebag Darrell, Sid Haig or Brian Pillman hadn't died?
     
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  16. wantingnot

    wantingnot Sex Machine

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    What if humans stopped warring?
     
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  17. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    What if I just sit here, watch the birds and listen to the Indians baseball game?
     
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  18. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    What if you woke up tomorrow and all of your troubles were gone?
     
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      If only…
       
      aesopstails, Jul 7, 2024
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  19. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I don’t know if you have any interest in classic china or ceramics patterns, but there’s a very popular old one called "Franciscan Desert Rose". I know several people who have it, and I inherited the complete service from my aunt.

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    I just recently learned that they also made a similar pattern called "Franciscan Peach Tree", so, just because you’re so special, here’s that honest-to-goodness Peach Tree dish you’ve been wanting to see!

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      Well that’s lovely, springy and fresh-looking. :)
       
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  20. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    What if supreme commander had sent that blood thirsty psycho confrewd instead of shooter to spy on earth?
     
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