Trump has announced that he has all the necessary materials
to build the wall along the Mexican border.

You should have known this.

When Trump won the election,
60 million Democrats shit a brick....

 

FUCK that hurt.

Why is it that one rarely stubs their toes while wearing shoes (runs into solid objects) but it's almost guaranteed when you are barefoot.

 

Is it getting crowded in your head, squirrel?

 

I saw a very friendly fox , it is a wild animal but it behaves just like a very docile friendly dog , my cousin got it a while back and he is keeping it . I have no idea it is even legal or not ? but who cares it is awesome pet to have .

 

When a Girl Guide asks you if you would like to buy a box of cookies, it has little to do with a box of cookies. They are asking for a donation with a payback without trying to be just another someone asking for a handout. Make the fucking 3 dollar donation and you don't even need to take the cookies if you think it was about cookies ...

Fucking cheap cunts.

 

So much hostility, what would you people do if faced with real confrontation ? You need to chillax .
Leave the fighting to the grown-ups over here and just have some fun people .

 

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Eggs ...

I wonder who was the first person that stared at a chicken and said "I am going to eat the next thing that comes out of that things ass" ???

 

I must start to send out X-mas cards soon. I have ten to send to the `Outside' plus three to family.
Not feeling too much of the holiday spirit this year, wanted to see family(in Ontario), but the money just isn't there this year, maybe in next spring.

 

Why do they say;

''If pussy was meant to be ate, it would be between two slicess of bread?''

 

I have new stalkers ...

Just sayin'

 

Flattery is unbecoming of you...you're not that important.

 

Fuck me, almost had a crisis, had to run out and get another gallon of ice cream.

A day without ice cream is like a day without sunshine ... or sex.

 

The Girl Across The Street...

She's single... She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window. I
watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street,
up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I
just got home, and I have this strong urge to have
a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid
tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!

 

Aaah I'm so happy!

 

Just fucked away the whole afternoon.

Watchin' old westerns, when I could have been working on some shit.

I think I'll do it again tomorrow.

 

A sexy bi slut to talk dirtybto me is whats on my mind

 

No disrespect to insomniacs who are considerate of others, but, I am fed up of them living above me(and one or two on job, or former friend), they are not aware of the structural limitations(thin walls, floors) of my bldg! They have easily been here long enough!

So selfish in their oblivion! Mental decay, from condition or drug/alcohol abuse. I think so!

Its their varying habits, cannot get used to them, this relates to `freak sleep'. Can I get 4 to 6 hrs without hearing their shitty loud tv?!
Crap choice most of time, I think so too.

As well, when I have known those that are brain damaged, alcohol, drugs, the vast majority had to have their music, or tv very loud.
My sanity!
Serenity now!

 

Do I look at some sweet porn and flog the log or go to GD and read the constitution?

Decisions.......