I used to fundraise for an orphanage here in Phoenix, and it came out to about $200-$300 a month for a young man's entire life almost...So yes!

HYE found $20 or more on the floor of a bar, waited a bit to see if anyone was looking for it, and after nobody showed they were...bought rounds for you and your friends?

 

Wow, that's pretty specific... No, but I was in the black part of town at an intersection with a liquor store on the corner, and spotted 'that special green' while I was making a left. I stopped, got out and scooped it up (a $20 bill) and left quickly, because my actions had been noticed by a group outside the store, drinking things covered by paper bags (this was in the 70s).

HYE won a superfecta at the racetrack?

 

No, God I wish. I've only ever seen one actual horse race. It was pretty fun though. Beer in one hand, betting ticket in the other.

HYE crossed the equator?

 

Yes, multiple times.

HYE flushed a toilet, either North or South of the Equator, just to see the direction of the water swirl?

 

No lol

HYE gone to bed alone only to have someone climb in later and wake you up in a very "exciting" way and it was someone you didn't know...but you were "Totally" OK with it

 

No, that hasn't happened to me.

HYE been in an accident with an impaired driver involved?

 

Nope

HYE cooked something for someone and it was a total Flop so you both went out to get something to eat together instead?

 

Yes, but it was a long time ago.

HYE Been to a World's Fair?

 

Nope...do they still do that?

HYE made a Double Eagle?

 

No I don’t play golf.



have you ever had sex on the golf course?

 

No. 18 holes is just too many

HYE had sex in any type of uniform (sports, military, first responder, etc)

 

I have If scrubs count...

HYE Sent a sex toy to someone's place of employment? (I have)

 

Lol omg nope cant say that opportunity ever arose.
HYE.
Had someone hold the steering wheel while you ate fast food?

 

No. I can drive with my knees pretty good.

HYE given someone a happy ending while driving?

 

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No


Have you ever watched someone masturbate?

 

Sure plenty of times...until my desire to do something with them overpowered me!

HYE a show or movie that you're too embarrassed to tell your friends about?

 

Not that I can recall. In an era when several Real Housewives and Bachelor/bachelorette shows too the ratings, there’s nothing I watch that I’d be embarrassed to admit watching.

HYE stopped to offer assistance to a stranded motorist?

 

Yes several times

HYE been Lost outdoors anywhere?

 

No not that I can recall...always had a good sense of direction and knew how to read maps.

HYE been so drunk/high that you forgot where you lived!