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  1. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    1. I'm ex-military. Army. Got out in 2003.
    2. Was on high school varsity wrestling team.
    3. I consider Christian theocrat conservatives and far leftists both equally brainwashed and annoying.
    4. I exercise 6 days a week, but only 3 are gym days, and 3 at home. I have basic equipment out in the man/nerd cave.
    5. Also, I started collecting collectible items. So far, I've got a Freddy Krueger glove and some replica belts from 90s wrestling.
    6. I used to have bad arachnophobia, but I've grown less afraid of jumpers, and now try to pick them up if I see one. Let it crawl on my hand a minute. Curious little critters. I still am wary about the other varieties of spider, and if they're invading my space and procreating, they're done for.
    7. I've used the term "bisexual" before, but romantically, I'm straight as an arrow. I'm just kinky.
    8. I've had the chapter by chapter chronology and character bios laid out for a fantasy/fiction book I thought about writing for a WHILE now, but have yet to start typing out the first chapter.
    9. I'm somewhat ambivert. Which means I have introvert and extrovert traits, but my extrovert side is held back by social anxiety. I still forced myself to get out and mingle, and have made several friends, locally. Chat is easier with people, the more we have in common, though.
    10. I'm spending less time online, some weeks, because I'm having a much harder time managing a decent amount of sleep, work, gym, a little time daily to read, social time, and various errands.
     
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      The only spiders I remotely fear are the ones that can hurt or kill me...but I know many who are the same way.
      Number 3, I can't help but think the same sometimes!
       
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  2. Slutton_for_punishment

    Slutton_for_punishment Sex Machine

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    1. I absolutely love the rain! Hearing it as I fall asleep, the smell of petrichor right before it starts, going for walks in it, just everything lol

    2. I have always been attracted to a good sense of humor over good looks (although good looks certainly don’t hurt lol)


    3. I HAVE to listen to music while I clean

    4. Apple is the superior pie in my opinion

    5. I always thought I was just a dog person but found out later in life that I also love cats (never hated cats but didn’t really bother with them)

    6. When I’m reading I get so lost in the story and enjoy picturing everything and everyone in my mind. If you want my attention while I’m reading bring a foghorn lol

    7. I swear when. I’m sleeping I get as hot as the surface of the sun but ONLY when I’m sleeping

    8. I started dance when I was seven and have loved it ever since

    9. I am divining up for a class to learn how to drive manual because I’ve always wanted to learn but everyone I know that could teach me didn’t have the time

    10. I love the movie Knives Out and watch it very often
     
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      Probably several lol.
       
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    3. Slutton_for_punishment
      @phxbi_bear80 tell me you at least like cherry pie?? That’s an acceptable substitute that should keep your citizenship intact lol
       
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    5. dinny
      My F-150 has a paddle shift you can use in manual mode. Use your imagination.
       
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  3. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    1) I'd rather strike up a conversation with a stranger in line at the grocery store than go to a class reunion and make small talk with people I knew back then
    2) I can cook just about anything. I just can't make it look pretty.
    3) The "craft gene" passed me by. I can sew a button back on but that's about it.
    4) I find somethings unforgivable.
    5) I'll never understand why people in positions of power or authority, throw it all away just to get laid.
    6) Kevin and I stopped a guy from raping a high school girl.
    7) I'm neither proud nor ashamed of my sexual past. It just is.
    8) I'd rather be a veterinarian than an MD.
    9) I probably over tip
    10) Calling me a bitch, doesn't bother me. I've been called worse.
     
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      #4 I can feel that way sometimes too, but it's at the point where the forgiveness is something I need to move on...while whatever the person did still being unforgivable
       
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    2. dinny
      #9 I always over tip... I remember when minimum wage was $1.60 an hour.
       
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      Same here, my mother was a waitress when I was young...kills the feet!
       
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  4. Anna_Roid

    Anna_Roid Sex Lover

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    Most people outside North America learn to drive on manual transmission vehicles. I prefer it to automatic transmission. My car's a manual transmission hatchback. You'll find yourself paying a lot more attention to your driving and much more aware of yourself and your own reactions.
     
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      I know what you mean, I lived in Germany lol.
      A lot of younger people in the U.S. don't know how to drive them, that's true
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 19, 2024
    3. johnrael
      It's interesting, though, because Porsche says their biggest market for cars with manual gearboxes is the U.S., by far. They've actually said they would probably stop making them if it wasn't for the demand from the U.S.
       
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    4. speakeasy
      Even the big rigs are going automatic.
      There are a few American sports cars with manual transmissions but almost all cars sold in the US are now automatic.
      It’s easier and cheaper to have assembly lines set up for one type.
      Plus it’s hard to drive a stick with a phone in your hand and most Americans don’t take a shit without their phone in their hand
       
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    5. dinny
      They say even Formula 1 and NASCAR is automatic now. I bought the Mrs. a Mini Cooper S for her retirement with a six speed tranny in 2009. She hasn't gotten behind the wheel yet... I think because she cracked up her MGB in NYC and spent 6 months in the hospital just before out processing from the Navy. Me on the other hand, I love doing pedal to the metal across Wyoming. 160 on the speedometer and tires rated for 130, I'm good to go. Checker flag top and mirror covers looks like a miniature pace car.
       
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    6. speakeasy
      It's the difference between driving the car and being a passenger in it.
       
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  5. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Conversely, automatic transmissions are easier to learn and manage in slow traffic or tricky situations, don’t burn out clutches like they’re going out of style, and are much easier for persons with disabilities to operate.

    There are pros and cons to most things.
     
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      That's true...there was a time when driving a manual was far superior and faster than an automatic. These days the new drive systems are so much faster but not nearly as fun.
       
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      I personally prefer manual; I like to have more control of rpm, how I’m slowing the car, etc.

      With respect to learning, however, I absolutely think learning to drive on an automatic first is preferable - learning traffic rules and how to actually be a good and safe user of shared roads - and then adding the mechanical element of manual transmission.
       
    4. phxbi_bear80
      Oh I agree, better to be comfortable driving before learning is best.
       
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    5. Justlikethat
      @submissively speaking, okay I’ll buy that. I’m using my own experience, my focus when driving manual vs automatic. I’m a more active participant while driving my manual, not necessarily a better driver, just more aware. My Escape has all the goodies to make the car virtually self driving and as much as I love all of these features, the ease at which I can be distracted is noticeable, especially on a long drive.

      @phxbi_bear80 manual can be challenging in the city or at rush hour, my left leg muscles are a little better defined than my right lol
       
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    6. phxbi_bear80
      I bet they are, it's the only bad thing about it really
       
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  6. Wiznius

    Wiznius Porno Junky

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    1. I've never been arrested, but I've been in handcuffs several times.
    2. I lost my virginity to one of my high school teachers. She also taught me how to pleasure a woman with my mouth.
    3. I've met three former US Presidents. (Not sure if that is something to really brag about, though.)
    4. I joined the Army in the mid 80s. I served for 6 years. Boot camp was one of the best experiences of my life.
    5. I prefer cooking and eating at home.
    6. I rarely discuss religion or politics. Those two topics always seem to spiral quickly into hate and anger.
    7. I think people are beautiful. Period. Everyone has an amazing story to tell, if we would only take the time to close our mouths and listen.
    8. My favorite holiday is Christmas. There's a part of me that still believes in Santa.
    9. I rarely watch television. I think it's all garbage.
    10. I'm Gen X. I did all of my university research work using the card catalogue system in libraries. I typed all of my papers using a manual typewriter.
     
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    1. dinny
      You've truly missed the joy that a good mugshot, a set of sloppy fingerprints and entry into the NCIC criminal database can bring...
       
      dinny, Aug 19, 2024
    2. phxbi_bear80
      I too am a big cook my own food person, and my family always loved my food too.
       
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      I whole heartedly agree with #7 too... Everyone is attractive too, its confidence, it goes such a long way. As long as they do good and don't cause harm in anyway, all good.
       
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  7. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    Great thread!! I don't have time to participate right now but I'm looking forward to reading more responses.
     
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      As are we!
       
      dinny, Aug 19, 2024
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  8. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    1 I'm left handed.
    2. I'm pigeon toed.
    3. I have a slight tremor in my left hand but was very accurate with the M1.
    4. I've never trusted anyone!
    5. I try hard not to rationalize! I cheat on my taxes because I want the money.
    same with taking from my employers anytime I could...safely.
    6. I have 4 people in my life who matter.
    7. I'm selfish
    8. I adore older and old women.
    9. I'm very frugal.
    10. I argue with dead people.
     
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      Do the dead people argue back?
       
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    2. dinny
      Me too! The only gun I ever shot expert on was the M-16. After working in a Combat Support Hospital, I came home and bought the guns that caused the wounds I saw on the wards... SKS, AK-47... reliable yes, accurate not so much. And I mostly argue with my dead father because his is the voice I always hear in my head when something goes wrong. You're not alone Elliot!
       
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    3. Dearelliot
      No answers from the dead, but we've been having this argument for 60 years so I always know what they are going to say.
       
      Dearelliot, Aug 19, 2024
    4. phxbi_bear80
      I am also very frugal, except towards my girls but what father isn't.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 19, 2024
    5. Dearelliot
      @dinny: On a calm day I could put 2 or 3 out of 5 in a one foot diameter bull. at 500 yrds. not great but decent. M1 a Great rifle but only 8 rounds and I never liked reloading a clip.
       
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  9. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    I found a few minutes so I'll try to come up with ten things.

    1: I've had continuous employment since I was a teenager but have only had four different jobs.

    2: I spent five years in the military and at one point turned down an offer to become a commissioned officer.

    3: I can find something in common with virtually anyone. There are very few people that don't like me and there are very few people I don't like.

    4: I love to travel. My "next" trip is usually being planned before I leave for the current trip.

    5: I have a chihuahua and she is pretty funny

    6: If I was at an Information Booth conference, someone would come to me with questions. Strangers constantly ask me questions and I think its pretty amusing.

    7: I'm not a picky eater at all.

    8: Being uncomfortable doesn't bother me. Hot, cold, wet, etc. It's all temporary.

    9: Even though my screen name is SoutheastUSofA, I grew up in a very rural part of the northeast. It will always be my "home" and I miss it every day.

    10. I enjoy a lot of the threads and responses on here. We have a lot of interesting and fun members here on XNXX.

    Have a great day everyone! Or evening if you are in other parts of the world
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      I got a few of these down as well...always had a job, but more than 4 though that's impressive
      Why would you want a commission, you work for a living!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 19, 2024
    2. dinny
      I always get people coming up to me asking for information, but it's usually people that sleep on benches in the park under newspapers.
       
      dinny, Aug 20, 2024
    3. phxbi_bear80
      I get those too, but I also get a lot of elderly/shorter people if I could help them grab something off the top shelf at the store. Hell, I can sense it and end up saying if they need help!
       
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      I’ll scale shelves before I ask anyone to help lol.
       
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  10. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    1. I have been to every continent except Antarctica.
    2. I have been on the front page of a newspaper 4 times starting at 7 years old.
    3. I was in an airplane from Boston to Germany on September 11th, 2001.
    4. I'm a girl factory as for as fathering kids apparently (not complaining though).
    5. I've taken 12 polygraphs while working for Homeland Security.
    6. I know Bruce Willis a little bit (my dad went to high school with him), he's prickly lol.
    7. I was lucky enough to have been married to the perfect person for me for 22 years.
    8. Played college football and was able to keep my scholarship after severe injury.
    9. I've never ran out of gas on the road before.
    10. Lastly, I was questioned by the FBI as a teenager on suspicion of hacking computer networks. Knowing there was no evidence to find I finally said "With an immunity deal for the crime I MAY have committed, and a decent job in the taskforce you set up to fix this problem, and I'll show you how to do it and defend against it.
     
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      :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious: I read the whole thing and the only thing I kept coming back to was 'what do you have against Antarctica?':hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
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      LMAO that's hilarious...I actually really would go there, it's just obviously the last one on the list but I could check it out :D
       
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      Its too bad for Bruce, I deal with a lot of people who have frontotemporal dementia. I don't mean it offensively when I say I'm fascinated by Dementia, its a terrible thing, especially for the families. That's still mom or dad to someone, but its not anymore... it's like one long funeral procession until the death. A lot of these people are abandoned into care facilities and we never see the relatives again, so I have a very BIG family as all these people I care for become my family. BUT I also have heard some stories about him and that this could be karma, though I wouldn't wish it on anyone, I imagine there's some credance to those stories about him.
       
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  11. Anna_Roid

    Anna_Roid Sex Lover

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    The dead people reply "BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIINS".
     
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      Not the ones I argue with.
       
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  12. drmmm

    drmmm Porn Star

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    1) I invented Foil-O-Vison™

    2) I once dated a "TV celebrity turned model" about 20 years ago, she's now married to a Multi Millionaire!!!

    3) I fell off a cliff playing drunken golf at 2am...whilst launching golf balls into the North Sea

    4) I had a picture in Tony Harts "Art Gallery" of a Robin Redbreast I'd made out of scrunched up coloured tissue paper that I made aged 7

    5) I'm a Geordie from the NorthEast of England

    6) I don't like cheese

    7) I've been DJ'ing since I was 13 when I got my first decks. My last mix went to Number 2 world wide in the charts.

    8) Adonis the legendary co inventor of Chicago House/Acid wears teeshirts that I've designed.

    9) I've been single for 5 years now (Form an orderly queue ladies )

    10) I'm sarcastic as fuck and humour is everything :biggrin:
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Falling off the cliff playing golf drunk is some epic shit there my friend!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 20, 2024
    2. dinny
      Not liking cheese is fightin' words in General Discussion.;)
       
      dinny, Aug 20, 2024
    3. phxbi_bear80
      Well yeah dude...Strawberry will get on you! I got shit for just not being a crazy person about it lol
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 20, 2024
    4. StrawberryCupcake
      YOU DON’T LIKE CHEESE!?:eek:

      Everything else was cool but no cheese?
       
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  13. neddy3511

    neddy3511 Porn Star

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    I've been married twice
    I have a daughter from a one night stand
    I still have a metal pin in my left leg that should have been taken out 23 years ago
    I have owned 3 ford Capri mark3 s
    My wife doesn't know anything about this place
    Telling people about who you are on here is just amazing even if some don't like it but most do because you feel free on here
    My sex drive is taking a dive
    Had to count where I was because I didn't number them 7
    5 times is the most I cum in the best sex session I ever had,
    Didn't loose my virginity until I was just under the age to vote
    High
     
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      Daughters rule don't they, I have 3 myself!
       
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      I have 2 and a step daughter so three because she was young when I married her mum, my eldest step son died of sudden death 3 days before my daughter was born he was 20 and classed me as his dad only after 3 years in his life and another step son and our youngest son but they are all mine blood or not
       
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      I'm sorry to hear about your step-son, my condolences...
      Means your a decent guy that they are all your kids regardless if by blood or not!
       
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    4. dinny
      Hmmm, using the voting age as defining factor for loss of virginity is tricky. At 71, I'm pretty sure I lost my virginity before you were able to vote too.:)
       
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  14. neddy3511

    neddy3511 Porn Star

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    I was going to put I'm a cunt but everyone has worked that one out
     
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      You are what you eat I guess LMAO
       
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    2. neddy3511
      How did you know I have no hair
       
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  15. johnrael

    johnrael Porn Star

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    Eh, okay, I'll take a crack at it.

    1. I was born lefthanded, but they made me learn to write righthanded in elementary school. As a result, I detest having to handwrite anything, and I avoid it if at all possible.
    2. Three times, I have had lightning hit very close to me.
    3. I once had a side hustle as a wedding photographer.
    4. My dad worked on the Saturn V moon rocket. I met NASA engineers and astronauts as a young boy.
    5. I've been fingerprinted numerous times, but none of them had anything to do with criminal charges.
    6. I know several obsolete programming languages, including FORTRAN and COBOL.
    7. My last two jobs have compelled me to learn more about radar than I ever wanted to know.
    8. I played in a hair band in the 1980s.
    9. I can card-count in blackjack well enough to win more often than not.
    10. I've been active on the ARPAnet/Internet since 1985.
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      I heard that happen to people back in the day, fucking stupid shit right there!
      #4 Fucking awesome, my oldest daughter would be super jealous lol
      #5 Yeah, I had polygraphs on top of that LOL
       
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      Almost forgot about blackjack...I know I can fully recall when using up to 6 decks at Vegas but that was a long time ago
       
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      I usually only bother keeping up with the 10-cards and the aces. That gets you a long way by itself. But Vegas is using ridiculous shoes now of 10 or more decks, and they only go about halfway through the shoe before they replace it. I'm watching for the day they go electronic and it's a new virtual shoe for each hand.
       
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    4. phxbi_bear80
      That's the way to do it for sure...my brain kind of just does it with no effort lucky me lol.
      Oh yeah I know that tactic. I've been tossed out for winning too much money, but obviously not for cheating.
       
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  16. Anna_Roid

    Anna_Roid Sex Lover

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    That happened to me too. It was very common as late as the 1980s. It made me clumsy and I still can't forgive them for it.
     
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  17. Anna_Roid

    Anna_Roid Sex Lover

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    Please tell me you were in a kilt.
     
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  18. Anna_Roid

    Anna_Roid Sex Lover

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    Please tell me you were in a kilt.
     
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  19. drmmm

    drmmm Porn Star

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    Wearing a kilt for what? Haha. No one needs to see my legs lol
    (Oh and Kilts are a Scottish thing, I'm from Emgland ;))
     
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      So you're the bad guy then...at least to Scottish people LMAO!
       
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  20. drmmm

    drmmm Porn Star

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    I love the Scotts, I love the Country itself, I have close Scottish friends, I just wouldn't look good in a kilt :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
     
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    2. deegenerate
      Pictures or it doesn't count! lol :jimlad:
       
      deegenerate, Aug 21, 2024
    3. drmmm
      Hahaha absolutely no way! And in any case I don't own one :hilarious:
       
      drmmm, Aug 21, 2024
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