This.

 

Made me laugh because I thought of this site.

 

I usually don't answer the door unless I'm expecting someone, but today there was a very loud knocking on my door along with a loud voice calling out "Sherriff's Department"!
So I hurried downstairs and answered the door without thinking about what I was wearing.

The young officer proceeded to look down at my Captain Jack Sparrow pajama pants and although he didn't mention them, he did smirk a tiny bit. I looked down at them and then looked at him and shrugged, and said, "Oh, sorry about that"

After closing the door after I answered his questions, I look over and the hubby is standing there cracking up at me. I started laughing and bet him the officer goes back and tells the other guys at the station about my pajama pants when he gets back. They will probably all have a nice laugh about it.

 

This GIF

 

Also this:

 

Watching old episodes of Top Gear. Even though I've probably watched them all a dozen and more times, they still make me laugh.

 

When the two guys I was sucking both pulled out of my mouth and came all over my face

 

I went to enter the girls bathroom in a store. This lady screams at me, “I’m cleaning!” I waited and waited. I finally got to go in and caught myself inspecting her cleaning skills. I thought, “ she didn’t even touch the floor.” She had put a sign up though stating it was wet. The poor woman looked exhausted when she had walked out. I thought to myself, “well it is closing time.” I would probably be tired of cleaning up after everyone’s nasty ass too by this time. I noticed she had cleaned the toilet nice. I laughed at all my thought process while going to pee. Lol

 

I’m still giggling about this.

That one bat shaves.

 

Turning Sexuality thread titles into books

 

I loved Avatar and Mulan was a favorite growing up.

 

Being startled by a tiny lizard when I went outside to pick up a package the mail carrier left.
We have these cute little lizards in our yard, and they're only about 3 inches long from nose to tip of the tail, and they dart around really fast. Then they stop and stare you, waiting to see if you're going to try to get any closer.