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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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      YIKES
       
      Ben Bitten, Jan 24, 2017
  2. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    I was offered Sex yesterday by a gorgeous guy!
    In exchange of that i was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on Facebook.
    Of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. Which is just as strong as Lynsol..the super strong bathroom cleaner,.
    Now scented with lemon,Pine or Vanilla.
     
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      ROFLMAO
       
      Ben Bitten, Jan 24, 2017
  3. Misstribsy

    Misstribsy Porno Junky

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    Whys my thong in my ass again ?
     
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      cause my tongue, hands & fingers were caressing your gorgeous ass and teasing you
       
      Ben Bitten, Jan 24, 2017
  4. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    My mind isn't what it used to be. Also, my mind isn't what it used to be.
     
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  5. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Not bizarre, but yesterday October 21, was Wonderwoman's 75 birthday.
    Hope I look that good at 75.
     
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  6. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    It was kind of bland, but the warmth and consistency reminded me of cheese. A little bit of salt brought out the flavor though. It was good. I think I'll have more tomorrow.
     
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  7. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I'm afraid to ask what it was..:nailbiting:
     
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      I pretty much thought the same thing, lolololololol
       
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  8. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    I was trying to make some hard boiled eggs. It's been a really long time since I've had some and while I normally use a device specifically for boiling eggs, I tried actually boiling them in a pot of water. The first batch came out great, but I didn't let the eggs for the second batch come to room temperature before putting them in the water, so they didn't cook all the way through. I finished them in the microwave. I was nervous to try them but it turned out quite good, the whites eggs were fully cooked but the yolk still had an almost custard like consistency, it was really interesting.

    I simply cannot imagine what you might have thought I could have possibly been talking about. :D
     
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      You must have shelled the eggs before you nuked them, right?
       
      Rixer, Oct 23, 2016
    2. SilverLycan
      Yes, but they had enough cracks in them I don't think they would have exploded. They could barely keep their shape out of the shell. I think I made soft boiled eggs, now that I think about it. Or maybe like, a kind of coddled egg?

      [​IMG]

      When I boiled the second batch, even though I had them in the water for 15 minutes, because they were from the fridge, they came out looking pretty much like the 5 or 7 minute egg. I microwaved some for 30 seconds and they came out like the 9 minute egg. The first batch I made came out like the 11 minute egg, the yolks were fully cooked, slightly creamy, and no green on the outside. Green means it's overcooked. It's caused by a chemical reaction between hydrogen, sulfur, (and sometimes iron from mineral rich water) at the white/yolk interface.
       
      SilverLycan, Oct 23, 2016
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  9. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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      I fully agree; hate skanks that have been Here, There and Everywhere, Used and / or Abused" by all
       
      Ben Bitten, Jan 24, 2017
  10. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    MissRachael,

    You are a real cutie. Why did you take your photos down?

    I am glad I saved some.
     
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  11. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    If someone were to try and assassinate President Trump, would his security detail shout, "Donald Duck!"
     
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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
       
      Ben Bitten, Jan 24, 2017
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  12. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    LOL...Good one...that's funny...

    first I have heard also...

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Ben Bitten

    Ben Bitten Porn Star

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    Why do I always meet Hot, Gorgeous, Women when there are dozens or more people around, and there's no time to act upon it?
     
  14. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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  16. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    Ebbe dabe abby dabe
     
  17. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    Market Research.

    A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

    He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline brand petroleum jelly. Have you ever used the product?"

    She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

    "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

    "We use it for sex."

    The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.
    I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

    The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all; my husband and I put it on the door knob so the kids can't open the door!"
     
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      Haha.. I'll have to try that
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Feb 10, 2017
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  18. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise Banned!

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    Who invented the name coconuts for coconuts and why random things I think of when cannot sleep !
     
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  19. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    Also, which evil bastard invented the word dyslexia?
     
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  20. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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