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  1. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    yep son and ex not ex wife.....

     
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  2. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Apology accepted lol.
     
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  3. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    The relevence on this thread is what exactly Randy?

    Is there nothing but vitriol in your veins that you have to ruin a light-hearted thread on a Saturday!

    TWAT!!

    Thinskin
     
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  4. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I've had roses delivered to the wife at her workplace on Valentines Day before. The women where she worked thought I was a lovely man... muhahahaha
     
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    1. freethinker
      How many leg humps was that worth?
       
      freethinker, Feb 11, 2017
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    2. Rixer
      Let's just say..... it kept the door open.;)
       
      Rixer, Feb 11, 2017
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  5. coraline

    coraline The Witchy Woman

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    Well if anyone wishing to send me flowers I don't want roses I like another arrangement I do lol
     
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  6. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    Yup that's the only kind of flowers my wife wants. Hell I would like a bouquet of those too. The ones you can smoke kind haha.
     
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  7. M4MPetCock

    M4MPetCock Porn Star Banned!

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    Hopefully he's not a member here. :D
     
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  8. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    He has a flower stall,
    where he sells them for £10 each :)
    after sleeping in and missing the market
     
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  9. Saint Sinister

    Saint Sinister Sex Machine

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    Wonder what he is apologizing for?
     
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  10. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise Banned!

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    They are very nice but if somebody bought me those first thing I'd say is what the fuck have you been up to .
     
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    1. M4MPetCock
      And "Next time, just give me the £999!"
       
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      That would be the next thing I said lol
       
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      Followed by "Guess whose job it is to pick up all the dried petals when these things start dying!"
       
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  11. coraline

    coraline The Witchy Woman

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    If I was the woman I would rather that he spent the £999.99 and another 100 more on a very horny weekend away

    Screenshot_20170211-201214.png Screenshot_20170211-201145.png
     
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    1. M4MPetCock
      LOL. I didn't even get this far, but said the same thing right above.
       
      M4MPetCock, Feb 11, 2017
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  12. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Would much rather have some rose petals floating in a warm jaccuzi tub and maybe a trail leading to it.....or something creative spelled out on the bed with them. But that's just me lol
     
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  13. FeltPlay

    FeltPlay Porn Star

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    I think I'd get laid more just giving her the $1200.00....or giving her a dozen roses and spending a grand on a prostitute.
     
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  14. osakisbl

    osakisbl old codger

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    That is equal to 6 bucks a flower even with one meter stems, that's spendy, as we say here in the mid-west. If I spent that much on flowers that are doomed to die, the wife would make sure that I joined them. That isn't over-compensation, that is an apology, and a huge one.
     
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  15. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    So ... I am watching a film called Anything For Love and there was a scene with flowers that had an interesting twist. There is this schmuck pursuing a woman but she isn't that into him and her assistant sets her up with another guy through a dating service and she is starting to like the guy ...

    Anyway the schmucks sends her a huge bunch of roses sort of like your pic and the guy she likes sends her a small bunch of yellow somethings (I don't know flowers lol). One obviously cost 100's and one obviously didn't but she loved the yellow ones and didn't give the roses a second look.

    She is pretending to be an assistant but owns the company, she thinks he is a doctor but is really a nurse ... should be interesting lol.

    The moral of the story is that it doesn't so much matter what they are as much as who they are from ...
     
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