1. Hello,


    Personal info as kik, email, skype etc. is not allowed ("email is....."; “kik is same as my username”) on our forum. Please use Private Messages for it.

    Personal ads with pictures or videos post in Personal and not in Pic & Movie Post.


    Thank you,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I wonder if she liked driving the photographer's stick
     
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    Now when I get to painting your breasts, that should be quite easy
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      :eek:
       
      umpire2, Feb 24, 2017
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  3. vincenzz

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    WOM: "There you go, Dan! That's the only successful split you'll see tonight!"
     
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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ALICE WANTED TO GET RID OF THE UGLY CORN AT THE BASE OF HER HUSBAND'S PENIS. SHE USED "BLUE JAY", AND UNFORTUNATELY, IT REMOVED THE WHOLE DICK, ROOT & ALL
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      :eek1: ( < ala umpire )
       
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    On the golf course, Sally shares with her friend Alice that her husband, Jeff, not only has a tiny dick, but sex with him is never more than a '60-second workout'.
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      BLONDE: PAR-don me sir, but you're blocking my hole.
       
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  6. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    It's that simple, ladies! Just put a live raccoon on your foot and your problems will be solved!
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    "Take two, and call me in the morning ..."
     
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  8. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Shouldn't that be: "take two and BALL me in the morning?"
     
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      Ahhh! Much better.
       
      vincenzz, Mar 19, 2017
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    WON'T RUB OFF, EVEN IF COVERED IN CUM!
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    IF YOU WANT TO GET "HEAD" FROM A "FOX", HAVE HER DRINK A HALF-DOZEN OF THESE
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Now, Mr. Gabrielsson, how would YOU know that it resembles my husband's cock?"
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  12. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Arlene has a secret wish that this was called "Dickbook", since the last three guys she hooked up with on line all had less than 4 inches.....
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  13. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ALL NATURAL! MADE WITH REAL CHEESE and REAL HUMAN and ANIMAL WIZZ!
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  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "MY NEW CAMERA MAKES HOME MOVIES SO EASY! SO, GEORGE, GO GET THE DOG, OUR WELL-HUNG NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR, SOME COOKING OIL AND TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!"
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  15. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    CAUTION! THERE'S INJUNS OUT THERE!
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  16. vincenzz

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    WOM: "Bill you Schlitz-Head! Well you better enjoy those cans,
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  17. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Very good, Vincenzz
     
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  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    TURN IT ON, PUT IT UNDER his WOOD and it will TURN HIM ON
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      My "type" of secretary!
       
      vincenzz, May 18, 2017
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  19. vincenzz

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    ... and give your gal, a fews of these, and she'll open just as easy!
     
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  20. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Good one, Vincenzz!
     
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