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  1. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    fuckin bitch on games thread, wont play by the rules, or thinks she is beyond question, and then cries `nazi' when disturbed by those
    that want to keep a smart thread going, hate these mud-people1
     
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  2. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    1. BrandiDelicious
      So if a troll posted it then why re post. Dumb but perhaps you are secretly enjoying the trolls, it seems to give you a reason to post.
       
      BrandiDelicious, Feb 3, 2017
    2. Rixer
      No you moron. This is a true story with captions and a link to it.
       
      Rixer, Feb 3, 2017
    3. BrandiDelicious
      I am aware that it was a true story with a link but yet you got the idea from a troll which means you enjoy the trolls and without them you would have nothing to post since you never thought this up on your own.
       
      BrandiDelicious, Feb 3, 2017
  3. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    See only someone who has no reasonable or intelligent thought would say moron as an answer. You failed and were caught so have to use insults. I won't say that makes you a moron although if the shoe fits.
     
  4. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    2. BrandiDelicious
      Like your wife was when Brutus fucked her
       
      BrandiDelicious, Feb 3, 2017
    3. Rixer
      Now that was low, even for you.
      tsk, tsk.
       
      Rixer, Feb 3, 2017
    4. BrandiDelicious
      What was low was your IQ. You should have never started and also slinging insults cause you see while your wife was bent over being fucked by Brutus I was in front shoving my dildo in her mouth making her choke and puke.
       
      BrandiDelicious, Feb 3, 2017
    5. Rixer
      Okay, to be honest, I wouldn't mind seeing that. hehe
       
      Rixer, Feb 3, 2017
    6. conroe4
      OMG <cleaning cloths on the flat screen>
       
      conroe4, Feb 10, 2017
  5. Undeniable

    Undeniable Porn Star

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    This site should be included in the military psychological warfare training manual .
     
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  6. Undeniable

    Undeniable Porn Star

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    Why do people think that prefacing a sentence with no offense excuses them from following it up with the rudest statement ?
     
  7. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    1. Ficxa 479
      Never thought of it, well done.
       
      Ficxa 479, Apr 7, 2017
  8. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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  9. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    Years ago that was know as a Dagwood sandwich....

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    1. Lioness
      A dagwood has lots of goodies in it! A redneck sub has bologna! lol
       
      Lioness, Apr 15, 2017
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  10. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Manure happens: German dad, daughter doused with detritus

    BERLIN (AP) — One can only imagine the expletives uttered by a Bavarian driver and his teenage daughter after a farmer accidentally filled their convertible with a trailer full of manure.

    German police say the incident happened Saturday near the town of Altomuenster, about 30 kilometers (19 miles) northwest of Munich.

    The 52-year-old father and his (teenage) daughter were parked by the roadside when a tractor pulling a trailer of liquid manure swung in their direction.

    The maneuver sent the entire load pouring into their Renault convertible, covering the occupants from head to toe with slurry.

    In a statement Monday, police said the car is likely a write-off.

    On the upside, they noted: "nobody was injured."

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    1. justpassingthru
      Why were they "parked" on the side of the road and was it really his "daughter" LOL ???

      Talk about having a shitty day though lol.
       
      justpassingthru, Apr 15, 2017
  11. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    I have a random thought ...

    What are the odds of someone NOT turning around if you say "whatever you do, don't turn around" ???
     
  12. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    I gotta stop making so many threads and chasing this thread to page 2 LOL.

    Random thought ... I wonder how far a bullet would travel if fired in space ???

    And yes I know it would eventually pick up an orbit somewhere ... so would never stop until it fell out of orbit due to gravity pulling it in slowly.
     
  13. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    If there isn't a swizzle stick in there you might want to consult your doctor lol.

    This post reminds me of that poor old lady that kept saying that it hurt her eye when she drank her tea until someone told her to take the spoon out first the next time she drinks it lol.
     
  14. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Guys need tampons?
    University of Wisconsin Madison has put free tampon dispensers in men's restrooms. After coeds complained buying tampons was a burden, campus officials installed free machines in women's restrooms. Then so the men wouldn't feel left out also put them in the men's restrooms. UWM is the third college to do so.
    College officials claim it was for the transgender females.
     
    1. RandyKnight
      lol---women that think they are men...mmmmk
       
      RandyKnight, Apr 17, 2017
  15. Deleted user 643675754

    Deleted user 643675754 An Xnxx Water Nymph Banned!

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    Love seahorses..
     
  16. Undeniable

    Undeniable Porn Star

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    I apologize in advance for the ranting I am going to do over the next short while in some threads and do not wish to offend others here and I definitely am not targeting anyone with my current hostile attitude . I am pissed off , hungry , tired , cold , sore , bloody and bruised and am in fighting mode . It was a rough week again and it will only get rougher as time passes here . Way too much fucking senseless killing going on but that is what we get paid to do but what is the endgame ?
     
    1. RandyKnight
      I knew that....hang in there...
       
      RandyKnight, Apr 21, 2017
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    2. Undeniable
      Thank you .
       
      Undeniable, Apr 21, 2017
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    3. conroe4
      No apologies, feel free to rant and rave. We'll listen. I wish we could help more, but I'm too old and slow...
       
      conroe4, Apr 21, 2017
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    4. Undeniable
      I will come around . Real food is helping already . Eating mre's in a foxhole on Easter is not our idea of fun . Thank you sir . When you take up a position you are basically stuck there until your objective is met .
       
      Undeniable, Apr 21, 2017
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    5. conroe4
      No, thank you, Sir.
       
      conroe4, Apr 21, 2017
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  17. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Life is like a roll of toilet paper..the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes until you are nothing but a hollow shell and pitched into the garbage.
    Have a good day.;)
     
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  18. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    I'm an only child ... if you don't count my brother and two sisters LOL.
     
  19. Legsley

    Legsley Porno Junky

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    My skull
     
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  20. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    20 hours until I finish work until Monday.

    I am going to drink myself into a fucking coma this weekend
     
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    1. justpassingthru
      You won't be missed LOL.
       
      justpassingthru, May 5, 2017
    2. michael saint
      If I died, nobody would care less than me.
       
      michael saint, May 5, 2017
    3. Lioness
      Wrong.
       
      Lioness, May 6, 2017
    4. michael saint
      Sorry, I can be a depressing drunk sometimes...
      and I was very drunk. I need a few days off the vodka
       
      michael saint, May 6, 2017