1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. mirage_3c

    mirage_3c Porn Star

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    Why do my neighbours cats think they live at my house? And why does MY cat think he lives with the neighbours?
     
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    Why do I have to get out of my recliner and go to the gym...?
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    A good friend sent these tonight... Loved them!

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    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"

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    Fight fire with fire my old man used to say...

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    The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap...

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    It takes a big man to cry.

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  20. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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