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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. deleted user 1548766

    deleted user 1548766 Porn Star Banned!

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    Standing and facing the toilet is WRONG, people! :eek:

    Butt cheeks MUST be kept apart!

    No wonder I've always had to use a whole damn roll of toilet paper every time! :banghead:

     
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    deleted user 1548766 Porn Star Banned!

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    @LORCO will absolutely love this thread. :D

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  3. wackmeoff

    wackmeoff Sex Machine

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    Can you even call this toilet humor?
     
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    deleted user 777 698 Porn Star Banned!

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    Joe's funny! :)
     
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    deleted user 1548766 Porn Star Banned!

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      The gf is hilarious in this Joe!!

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  6. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Just remember.........

    Thinskin

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  7. pussy in boots

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    HOW TO WIPE!
    1. Tear of one square of toilet paper.
    2. Fold in half. Fold in half again.
    3. Tear off a bite of the corner (be sure the hole will be in middle when unfolded.)
    4. Because there is always a fourth.
    5. Stick index finger through hole.
    6. Wipe your ass with finger.
    7. Clean finger as you pull toilet paper off finger.
    8. Clean under finger nail, with bite you tore off folded square. (DONT toss paper torn off folded square.)
    9. Wash hands.
    10. Damn Fucking River Dance Bitches.
     
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      This was standard instruction given to newbies on river trips when it was time to explain how one shits in the wilderness. You know, when camp was being set up and the porta pot was ready to go.

      But, we explained that the process was important to follow because "We may be heathens, but we are CLEAN heathens."

      Funny how many newbies bought it.
       
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      pussy in boots likes this.
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  8. msman

    msman Porn Star Banned!

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    That is what I was told in boot camp.
     
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  9. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    Well that was 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
     
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