Well if you insist, wouldn't want you to be lacking in attention

 

Old McFuckald gave a fuck, ei, ei, ohh... lol

 

I'll take a case please..

 

I tried peeing in the snow once and wound up peeing my pants...lol

 

I don't know this for sure seeing as we have different plumbing and all. But knowing a little bit about the female anatomy ... You probably should have pushed that cute ass you have out rearward further.

Unless your referring to the fact that when your pee hit the snow you were standing in it soaked up your pee and then that pee migrated to the snow that was surrounding your pants, thereby soaking your pants

Either way, may I suggest next time taking off said pants and panties. I'm sure whoever was with you would not have complained... I know I would have even let you put a hand on my shoulder for you to lean on.... Helpful guy that I am.

 

Hey I'm all for fitness, let me help you keep that heart rate up for a healthier heart...

 

I'll meet you in my gym at 10am @Male Lesbian

 

You bet. I hope that gym has "rings", uneven parallel bars and a trampoline. I've got some great exercises in mind if it does. We'll start off with something light to warm up. You can 'skin the cat on the rings and when your pussy is right about there, I'll apply some tongue pleasure, that will get that heart rate rising and since I'm meeting you during my lunch hour, I'll just dine on you for a bit.

Next up the uneven parallel bars. This ones a little tricky, but with your lithe body I'm sure you can master a spread eagle flip right onto my cock as you spin on the top bar and my cock and I are waiting for your arrival on the lower bar.

 

Last but not least will be the trampoline where we'll really get that heart rate going. You and I joined, bouncing together, flipping and landing and flipping again. Don't worry about slippage, I have enough length and girth, coupled with you clutching and strengthening those pussy muscles will ensure not a moment of pleasure will be lost.

After both our heart rates are increased to ultimate cardio health, sweat pouring toxins out of our pores. The taste of you plastered on my mustache and beard, orgasmic juices running down our legs, cum dripping off your chin from my ill placed shots (sorry about that). We'll retire to your shower where we can catch a breather washing each others bodies. If I happen to drop the bar of soap, you can bend over to pick it up and I'll show you another exercise that should have you gasping for air.

Lastly we can sit in your Jacuzzi, you sitting on my lap and we can discuss the first thing that pops up...

 

I only get an hour for lunch you'll have to was it till I get off of work... Then, oh then a massage will be in order... Your place or mine?

 

Since we both have such a heavy collection, Yours today? Mine tomorrow? We better not meet in the middle or we will get arrested.

 

That only applies in Chicago and then only if your carrying concealed... The last time I had mine out in my hand I got arrested for that too.. So, even going Commando will probably get us arrested, but it will make your job easier if you want to get mine out quickly