1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. NiteWalker

    NiteWalker Naughty Gentleman

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    Any of you lovely woman want to repent and suck the sins out of me?
     
    #1181
  2. Lostlady

    Lostlady Happy MILF

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    Let's take another collection to get this priest a call girl, he really needs to get laid.
     
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    #1182
  3. BeCoop

    BeCoop Porno Junky

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    I thought the nuns were on there knees for me
     
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  4. Capt_Howdy469

    Capt_Howdy469 Sex Lover

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    The first time I went to mass, I didn't know what to do. Saw a very attractive woman in her 50's and asked to sit with her and I would follow her lead.
    She agreed. She was the deacon's wife and all I could think about was bending her over right there and fucking her! Lol
     
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  5. Themis

    Themis Porn Star

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    "You want to perform an exorcism on me? hell NO I'm having far to much fun"
     
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  6. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    I don't believe that is Gabriel's Horn you are blowing Sister.
     
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    1. Lostlady
      I was taking a sip of tea when I read this one, broke out laughing, then had to shut down and dry the keyboard.
       
      Lostlady, Feb 22, 2018
      #link
      sleight likes this.
    2. sleight
      I did something similar :)
       
      sleight, Feb 22, 2018
      #link
    #1186
  7. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise Banned!

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    Fuck the Holy water where’s the wine
     
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    #1187
  8. NiteWalker

    NiteWalker Naughty Gentleman

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    Is it true Priests and date Nuns as long as they do not get in the habit?
     
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    #1188
  9. sleight

    sleight Porn Star

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    "I do"
     
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    1. angelforyou
      Best comment ever on this thread
       
      angelforyou, Feb 22, 2018
      #link
    #1189
  10. Themis

    Themis Porn Star

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    And Jesus said "Bring me that ass"
     
    1. anon_de_plume
      Jesus likes a good donkey show!
       
      anon_de_plume, Mar 14, 2018
      #link
    #1190
  11. stacilv

    stacilv Porn Star Banned!

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    meet you in the choir loft
     
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    1. anon_de_plume
      Probably a very common thing to say.
       
      anon_de_plume, Mar 14, 2018
      #link
    #1191
  12. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Do you have seat cushions? This pew is killing my ass.
     
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    #1192
  13. NiteWalker

    NiteWalker Naughty Gentleman

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    As long as you are kneeling, could you do me a favor?
     
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  14. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    "You know, your excellency! You have great taste in alterboys!"
     
    #1194
  15. amethyst10

    amethyst10 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    Holy Shit
     
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  16. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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    Can I ask any of you ladies to help me with my robe?? I seem to have lost the belt that goes around it..
     
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  17. Lostlady

    Lostlady Happy MILF

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    Oh hell, I just threw my diaphragm into the collection plate!
     
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  18. Big E69

    Big E69 Porn Star

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    God damn
     
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  19. stacilv

    stacilv Porn Star Banned!

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    Deeper :)
     
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  20. AnalArchangel

    AnalArchangel Asstronomical Anomaly

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    Sing the lyrics of Craig by Stephen Lynch

    Everyone knows Jesus,
    The man who healed the lame,
    But I am Jesus' brother:
    Craig is my name.

    Jesus is the Prince of Peace,
    Jesus is the Lamb,
    Jesus is the Son of God,
    But Craig don't give a damn.

    Because when Craig's in sight,
    We'll party all damn night!
    I don't turn water into wine,
    But into cold Coors Light!
    I'm not my brother, I know,
    Don't walk on H2O,
    But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow!

    I'm fuckin' Craig!
    I'm fuckin' Craig!
    Yeah, I'm fuckin' Craig!
    Craig Christ.

    I hang out with lepers,
    Barabas and Salome.
    Jesus' friends are called Apostles;
    Those dudes are totally gay.

    Jesus performs miracles
    From Galilee to Rome,
    But it would be a miracle
    If he brought a fuckin' lady home.

    Because while Jesus is prayin',
    Fuckin' Craig is layin'
    Every lady in the Testament,
    You know what I'm sayin'?
    I won't die for your sin
    Like my famous kin,
    But if you've got a little sister,
    Then there's room at this inn!

    I'm fuckin' Craig!
    Yeah, I'm fuckin' Craig!
    I'm fuckin' Claagh!
    Craig Christ.

    Jesus was our mother's fave.
    All her love to him she gave.
    But there's no sibling rivalry
    When he's nailed to that tree! Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

    And now the question for you,
    Is not "What Would Jesus Do?",
    But where will you be
    When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
    And if the Lord will allow,
    You've got to ask yourself how,
    And who and why and when and where is your messiah now?

    It's fuckin Craig!
    It's Fuckin' Craig!
    Fuckin' Craig!
    Fuckin' Craig!
    I'm fuckin' Craig!
    Craig Christ.
    Craig Christ.
    Craig Christ.
    I'm fuckin' Craig!
     
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    #1200
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