Who thinks this should be created? It would be help annually in a different state each year. There would be vendors and testing for stds and everyone could stay in the hotel where it takes place. It would be awesome for fellow xnxxers to meet each other.

 

I don't want to meet these perverts, and they don't want to meet me.

 

Do you realize that the bulk of the active members live on at least four continents?

Besides, it would probably just be a bunch of guys standing around looking for the one or two of the members who are actually real women to show up.

Then it would disintegrate into a riot as someone spots a priest, who is wearing a tutu as he rides his slave, who is shouting political slogans at the story writers.

 

There is not a single woman in this whole place.

(wait... what am I saying...)

 

Hmmm, maybe it would be fun...

 

Dear God; an XNXX convention?
Could you imagine some members in the same city at the same time? we'd need the National Guard!
Maybe San Francisco; they'd be tolerant of the "unique" people running around here. For a few days anyway.

Jesus. an XNXX convention. Did someone leave the medicine cabinet unlocked?

 

I went two years ago. When the opening ceremony included a prayer, I left.

 

This is a place where we value anonymity. Especially since some of you have barred your souls. Imagine getting together and someone says, "Hey Dexter, so you still a virgin "?

Probably not a good idea.

 

How's the titties.

Will the Convention include you getting your asshole tongue fucked?

 

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Then why is everyone asking for skype and kik to VIDEO CHAT with each other?

 

Everyone?????.

Those living in the Personals section isn't everyone.

 

Nah, you had it right the first time. I really can't imagine anyone wanting to converse with almost any XNXX member. I've never in my life seen such a bunch of know it all's. Not all mind you but most. No offense meant to anyone here.

 

The only ones who'd phase the San Franciscans might be the right wingers. San Franciscans are a tolerant bunch, and there are actually republicans in San Francisco, so they might get away with it. Your average millionaire in this end of the world is a democrat.

 

I'd be up for that.

But why should it be held in the states? Europe, Asia, and Australasia are represented here too.

 

It could be held on neutral ground......ie, The Siberian Steppes, plenty of places to hide the bodies....

 

How about a ship on a world cruise, people could get on a off any where they wanted to.

 

By plank...?

 

A ship?
Hmm ......... mutiny?
(Captains announcement) "we regret to require that all passengers remain clothed while in public areas, including the swimming pools and hot tubs. Please respect the sensitivities of all our passengers. Also, those who took the entire stock of peanut butter, kindly return at least half to the galley, no questions asked. Finally, kindly refrain from sexual activities on the bow of the ship"

Shortly after this announcement it is certain that the XNXX crowd would storm the bridge. Shouting "WE PAID OUR MONEY!!"

 

I always figured everyone would get together later somewhere in the 9-Circles of Hell....



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