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Does Clarise get all the credit for how much fun this place is?

  1. Fuck Yes!

    25.0%
  2. Fuck Not at all!

    30.0%
  3. Fuck Partly!

    16.7%
  4. Fuck those Riverdance Bitches!!!!

    48.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    Distant Lover is the Master of Facts, the source of information, and the font of wisdom. :cool::D

    It is impossible to disagree with Distant Lover, because everything he says is obviously true. :)

    Unfortunately, some posters do not want to be told the truth. :(
     
    1. CS natureboy
      Me, me, me, me, I'm so great.

      Demonstrating that narcissistic personality disorder again?

      Do you think professional help would do you any good???
       
      CS natureboy, Mar 16, 2016
  2. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Where did princess bow tie go?
     
  3. M4MPetCock

    M4MPetCock Porn Star Banned!

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  4. clarise

    clarise Precious princess Banned!

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    No hatred. No venom. I've merely pointed out that you said you had what you needed. Then you said adieu. And since then, I've lose count of the number of times you've said goodbye.

    So, socklet, I'm thinking that in fact you're not done being clever.
     
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    1. BrandiDelicious
      I don't think anyone said goodbye to you but I heard through the grape vine that you like long goodbyes.
       
      BrandiDelicious, Mar 17, 2016
  5. Deleted User kekw

    Deleted User kekw Porn Star Banned!

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    Do you forget what you write? We're barely a page removed from it.
     
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  6. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Convenient altimeters just like a few others here except Clarise can rapid cycle in just one day.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Mayling

    Mayling SEX FIEND

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    white socks, blue socks, black socks, pink socks, grey socks, yellow socks, red socks, ankle socks, knee socks, toe socks, clean socks, no socks, one sock, two socks, three socks, socks with holes, socks in a box, my socks, her socks, his socks, their socks, mismatched socks, a cat named socks, sock-ling, socklet, look at all the socks you get...socks, socks, socks socks, socks, socks,
     
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  8. Mayling

    Mayling SEX FIEND

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    and more socks !
     
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  9. kronos99

    kronos99 Porn Star

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    You love the attention. That's why you keep continuing our verbal copulation. don't need to be Sigmund Freud to see that.

    But more seriously, if you are struggling to keep count past two or three then you might want to consider going back to school.
     
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    1. Mayling
      OK then - goodbye, goodbye, and goodbye.. I think.
       
      Mayling, Mar 18, 2016
    2. kronos99
      I find writing things down is a great aid to memory.
       
      kronos99, Mar 19, 2016
  10. Mayling

    Mayling SEX FIEND

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    Are there any you can recommend ? I graduated High School at 14 yrs old, well 14 yrs., 3 months, 1 week and 2 days, but who's counting ?
     
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    1. BrandiDelicious
      Hi Clarise, yet another sock? How many do you have?
       
      BrandiDelicious, Mar 18, 2016
      Ben Bitten likes this.
  11. kronos99

    kronos99 Porn Star

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    I'm like the scary looking dude from sesame street.

    One. Ah ah ah
    Two. Ah ah ah
    Three. Ah ah ah

    I LOVE TO COUNT AH AH AH .

    seriously though, If you graduated so early shouldn't you already know where the good schools are?
     
  12. Deleted User kekw

    Deleted User kekw Porn Star Banned!

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    She does, but she won't admit it. Check this out on page 10 and see how long she stuck around:

     
  13. Ben Bitten

    Ben Bitten Porn Star

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    Dang!! I know a few of the names here but I'm flabbergasted!!

    What did I walk into, a grade school food fight?????
     
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    2. Starlight and Pearls
      The Twilight Zone would get lost here.
       
      Starlight and Pearls, Mar 22, 2016
  14. Mayling

    Mayling SEX FIEND

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    Can I retract my poll choice pick of the poll above because I picked ''fuck partly'' but had thought it was 'fuck party' so I chose it, I do it a lot, not paying well enough attention to things and jumping in before I should without much thought given, until afterwards, and then it's usually to late to do anything about except live with guilt and regret and hopefully learning from the mistake so it won't happen again, but never in my case, I can't seem to stop doing it no matter how hard I try. I'm thinking it's the '' Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it '' I think. Back to the question at hand, can I retract my choice in the poll, it was made in error.
     
  15. Mayling

    Mayling SEX FIEND

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    Oops I made another mistake I meant to say, '' Every 'sock' in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it '' not every 'object' I apologize my bad. I think.
     
    1. kronos99
      Is a sock not an object then?

      You're not giving your "I graduated at 14" claims much credibility with all these little mistakes!

      Jus sayin.
       
      kronos99, Mar 21, 2016
  16. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    Evenin' to ya sock-ling, did ya rub on it a lil'bit last night for us?
     
  17. Mayling

    Mayling SEX FIEND

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    I in fact did rub last night for you all but not just a lil'bit but a lot, a whole lot, it was amazing, I came three times and soaked all of my bedding it made me squirt so much. Thank you all so much for making it possible, the all of it, I really mean that. I love you guys. I think.
     
  18. Mayling

    Mayling SEX FIEND

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    I treat my men like objects, but not my man.
     
  19. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    I dont mind sharing

    Most men only want to be objects.
     
  20. Mayling

    Mayling SEX FIEND

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    I never said that a sock was not an object, I said I meant to say every sock, etc. etc., because I am certainly an object, as such sock or object, object or sock I am one in the same.