Inspired by other threads I decided to start one. This time you can ask me or my lady anything. We,re open-minded and don't offend easily. Shoot away!

 

We do mean anything. :excited:

 

Thank you both for being open and getting others to discuss various sexual topics.

1) When performing a blowjob on your husband do you use any toys on his asshole?

2) Have you ever tried double anal/vaginal/oral with a dildo or another person?

 

If you had a herd of cattle and, during a drive, two thirds of them were rustled, but the sheriff recovered half of them and returned them and later you found one-eighth of them wondering loose, but before the drive was over, one in eleven died from exhaustion, how many were cows and how many were steers?

 

What porn do you like to watch together?

 

So how far can she slide her hand up your ass when she's fisting you...you said ask anything?

 

Fucking Gateways...fix it already, been problem since I've been here.

 

What is your ideal evening or date?

 

Beach, big blanket, full moon, naked bodies.

 

0 steer and 10 cows

 

Lately is been girl/girl wrestling where they get points for fingering each other and the loser gets fucked via strapon, DP, fucking machines, MMF threesomes, guys getting fucked by girls with Strapons, and the usual BDSM.

 

I would like to get dressed up and have a nice romantic dinner. We would drive there in a limo, or something of that nature. I would like to sit next to each other at the table and make her order all the food while I'm fingering her. Then we would fuck in the back of the limo on our way back to our hotel room where, who knows...whatever happens, happens.

 

Judging by your sample answer, you hardly qualify as an oracle.

 

We hadn't seen any "ask me" threads with a couple. We aren't shy so we decided to go ahead with one.

1: I have used a butt plug on him while giving him a blow job. I've used my fingers to give him some anal stimulation too. I'm feeling like I'll need to pull out some toys right now.

2: We have used a dildo for dp before. I prefer one in my pussy and him in my ass. We've been talking about playing with someone else, so this answer will end up changing at some point. Double oral will definitely be added to the list. :excited:

 

I didn't realize I was applying for one. I blame my cut cock....

 

She's used up to 3 fingers before, but it's usually just a warm up to the big cock she's got waiting for me

 

Love this idea for a date!

Just to give an idea what our normal dates end up like I'll add our last two. We have an eight month old so we get our dates when we can. Last week we just went to Starbucks and sat outside talking about what kind of scenarios and what our comfort levels would be if we were to bring in another person for sex play. It made me pretty anxious to get home so we could fuck. Lol.

Tonight our plan was to go to a sex shop. We wanted some more toys and a new dildo. So we took our time looking around the shop, feeling dildos, and checking out what they had in stock. The chick at the store pulled out one of those realistic dildos for us to feel and I can say it feels pretty damn good. I had Adagio feel it and we couldn't pass it by. We also got an inflatable butt plug, an enema kit (we want to feel clean before ass play) and some rejuvenating powder for our new awesome dildo. We had to leave out stuff in the car until our babysitter (grandpa) left and now I'm really excited to try out our new toys. :excited:

 

I'll just add we hate soft porn. It doesn't get me excited and it's usually boring. I personally like to see someone getting pounded. It could be a guy or girl, strap on or cock, just nothing soft. Other than that I'm game for watching anything.

 

They are all steers!

 

How did you guys meet?
Are there any particular actresses/actors in porn you like watching? I like Daniella Rush and Jessica Jaymes personally.
And a brain teaser: You are in a jail with two jailers. One tells only lies and one tells only truth. You don't know which is which. There are two doors, one leads to safety the other to certain death. What one question can you ask to get yourself out safely. (You have one question, it can be to either brother but not both)