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  1. Michaelfg7x70

    Michaelfg7x70 Porn Surfer

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    I keep running into folks wound up tighter than that old watch in my pocket.

    People like that are NOT having sex.
    I dare some never had sex before.
     
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  2. Michaelfg7x70

    Michaelfg7x70 Porn Surfer

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    I dare SAY that is
     
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  3. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Are you looking into a mirror?
     
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  4. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Ryan's back.
     
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  5. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    you may be right and I don't think my parents had sex either...........
     
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    1. Wee Hector
      Jesus Christ!
       
      Wee Hector, Apr 20, 2016
      #link
    2. chris4sylvia
      Did he have sex?
       
      chris4sylvia, Apr 20, 2016
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    3. RandyKnight
      my friends call me Lord...
       
      RandyKnight, Apr 20, 2016
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    4. RandyKnight
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      Did he have sex?

      ================================

      You must have never seen the DaVinci Code

      [​IMG]
       
      RandyKnight, Apr 20, 2016
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    5. Wee Hector
      He is said to be the result of parthenogenesis
       
      Wee Hector, Apr 20, 2016
      #link
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  6. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Speaking of which ... is bad sex better than no sex at all ???
     
    1. tommyturtle
      Yes, but it might take awhile to come to that conclusion.
       
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    2. justpassingthru
      Hmmm, I will stick to the easy questions ... would I rather have a bottle in front of me or a frontal labotomy lol !!! :eek::rolleyes:
       
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    3. seafoam1
      Is there really such a thing as bad sex, I think not!!
       
      seafoam1, Apr 21, 2016
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    4. El Paso Kid
      Maybe it would be bad if a person caught some STD or AIDS. Tell me now that is good sex
       
      El Paso Kid, Apr 21, 2016
      #link
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  7. Bron Zeage

    Bron Zeage I am a river to my people

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    It just seems like it at the time.
     
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  8. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    the worse blow job I ever got was good....
     
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    1. seafoam1
      And you still came, right?
       
      seafoam1, Apr 21, 2016
      #link
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  9. siinide

    siinide Porn Surfer

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    What is this sex you speak of?
     
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  10. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    upload_2016-4-20_15-2-8.png

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    2. RandyKnight
      I am from Arkansas back in his days as Governor and knew him a little all those around him............

      The number would be shocking.........

      Very charming person......

      and in those days there was a bunch of gold diggers...........
       
      RandyKnight, Apr 21, 2016
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  11. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    It's quite stunning ,
    the number of the Notori Intelligencia
    who stop in here to inform us of the obvious.

    or should that be Pseudo Intelligencia
    :)

    Actually my children were the result of immaculate conception.
    of course.
    so I had no need of this thing you call sex.
    My ex wife is the oldest virgin known to have given birth to five children without intercourse or artificial insemination ,
    apparently :suck_dick:
     
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  12. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    You are wrong sir. Many out here have had sex. We're just not having it anymore.
     
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  13. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    except with ourselves...<Woody Allen>...I was the best I ever had...
     
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  14. Michaelfg7x70

    Michaelfg7x70 Porn Surfer

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    I understand
     
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  15. legons

    legons Amateur

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    They did and when you came along they realized what caused that and right there was the end of their sex life.
     
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  16. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    quote:
    He is said to be the result of parthenogenesis
    *

    I didn't know parthogens bred:arghh:

    don't they just suffer immaculate devision. :shy:

    ewe sounz painful
    fuk dat seks shit
    I'm giving up
     
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  17. alla Adagio

    alla Adagio Porn Star

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    I disagree. I can think of one in particular who is "wound rather tight" but seemingly is a slut. Go figure. Some people are just assholes.
     
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