I have no idea!

 

Last night I dreamed that I was taking a final exam in a computer class. Bill Gates was in my class. While I was having a hard time getting started on the test, Bill Gates finished, and confidently turned his test in.

I sure was glad to wake up from that dream.

 

Lmao

 

Went to see an escort that is a friend of mine. We did the deed, I went home and my girlfriend realized I did not have my belt. Turns out in the dream I left my belt in the hotel room....oops!

 

Last night I dreamed I detected and prevented an Islamic terrorist effort. I killed one of the terrorists, who was a white American. Then I fled to keep the other terrorists from killing me. A young woman told me she would help me hide. We ran into a forested area together, where I got lost.

 

I dreamt that I joined a pornographic web site and engaged with many of it’s members in the middle of a major international economic shutdown. I woke up in a cold sweat and now I’m gonna clear my head by going out and meeting a bunch of people in one of those cozy crowded bars.

 

I had a dream of art works I was creating.

 

I dreamt i was with my neighbour wife. After that i saw a man in a Black cap, and i got interested in that cap.

 

"Jumping off my uncles shed roof chasing a lady for my coffee mug.." Years ago did as kids jump off his shed roof...I have no idea why he let us do that, god knows climbing all over the roof wasn't good for the piss poor tar paper ro0f he had.

 

Drank beer

 

That I was caught masturbating by a strange man. I was on an huge pile of soft fabric in a warehouse at my business that looks nothing like my business' warehouse, I was pulling on shorts that were shredded and fondling myself and he appears walking up over my right shoulder. He had a beard and looked like no one I could identify. I was embarrassed but woke before we reacted.

 

My dream started when a clown kills a mime, then a mime kills a clown and soon enough a war starts. Mimes throwing invisible grenades to kill clowns and clowns drowning mimes with their little water flower trick things. Soon enough I'm in an army squad sent to settle the matter, and I start cutting them down with guns, grenades and weirdly... chunks of pure black ice cream. mmmmmmmmm ice cream.

Oh wait, that wasn't a dream!!

 

So, we were playing peek a boo, shooter and a bunch of friends.

Unfortunately, one of us was injured. Medical care was required.

Shooter was unsure where to take his friend, so he called 911.

He explained to the 911 operator that a friend had been significantly injured and required medical care promptly.

The operator needed more details about the injury, you know, to properly direct Shooter on where to take his friend. So Shooter explained that they had been playing peek a boo.

The operator stopped Shooter at that point and said "any injury occurring while playing peek a boo should be taken to ICU.

 

I dreamt I was on a spaceship flying plague victims this afternoon, no real surprise

 

I dreamed that somebody who was pissed off about something I did to his buddy, who deserved it, don't recall the offense. Stole my AR-15 and stopped me in the road and threatened me with it, but didn't realize I had two friends with me, I grabbed the rifle, one buddy grabbed him by the waist surprising him, and I buttstroked him in the back of the head with my rifle, and we rolled him into the ditch, then I woke up. Oddly I have no one to be that angry with, so I don't get the dream.

 

Something about moving home, working in an industrial estate but wanting to play a co-op game with my dad and brother. Where suddenly I'm a log according to my in game profile picture
. There was a big Scully looking monster that wants to be a werewolf on my team and a cave

 

I have been disappointed in my dreams lately.
I used to have some good ones.
For some reason they stopped and I have angry dreams now.