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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Catching up with a long time friend and having a really nice chat ♥
     
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  2. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Seeing my the ground hop in my yard with there family , baby ground hogs first I’ve ever see . As Matter-of-fact I thought I was seeing one groundhog. Didn’t even know it was two . Now there is a family lol lol lol those rascals
     
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  3. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    A picnic at breakfast time followed by a long walk in the sun superb
     
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  4. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Looking at sexy pic that was sent.
     
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  5. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Waking up with all the windows in the house open, fresh breeze coming through, smelling rain in the air, wandering to the kitchen to make a cup of coffee, the whole day laid out before me, mine to do as I please.
     
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  6. naztypanty

    naztypanty Porn Star

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    Grabbing my kid to give him a big hug and having him hug back.
     
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  7. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    My male cat is all stretched out asleep right next to me on the table with his head on my laptop and his ear on my left hand while I'm typing.
     
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  8. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    The wife is making me cannabis chocolate chip cookies right now. :)
     
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  9. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Water fight in the garden - they thought they had me until I made it to the garden hose !!!!
     
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  10. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Finding the mystery remote control that's in the master bathroom of my new house on Google and finding out that it is a programmable remote for a very expensive bidet that apparently the previous owners took with them.
    So they have a bidet that I posses the remote for. Hahahaha!
     
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      Or warm, depending. ;)
       
      submissively speaking, May 27, 2020
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Check for hidden camera's. Why else would they need a remote for something they would be sitting on to use? Unless... others were watching. Kidding ya. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, May 27, 2020
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  11. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    A programmable remote
    for a bidet ?

    That's a laugh right there.

    What's it do , half a minute every hour with iced water at 45° ,
    followed by 10 seconds of warm at 120° ,
    and then a coloured display on the hour ?

    Sounz suitably degenerate t me
     
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      Fascinating.
      Dose it have a choice of deep cycle or quick spray rinse ,
      with perfume or bleach ,
      and how about an anti viral option ?
      :)
       
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      It has choices for the water to Oscillate or Pulsate, In the Front or the Rear, Air dry, Seat temp, Water temp, Deodorizer, and Pressure levels.
      I'm telling you, I am tempted to go out and buy one so I can try it. Except it's over $1,500. on sale! :eek1:

      I can't believe those bastards took it with them and left me just the remote as a teaser! :laugh::laugh:
       
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    4. conroe4
      Dee, was it there when you looked at the house? Everything bolted down is supposed to stay with the house when it's sold. <by law>
       
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    5. deegenerate
      No, it wasn’t. The house was already vacant when I bought it, and I assumed the remote attached to the vanity was for the bathtub jets. lol
       
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    6. conroe4
      Oh well, a remote for a bidet is like a remote for a ceiling fan...pretty much unnecessary.
      When the toilet paper shortage came about. I was happy to have a bidet <until I found out the maids had broken the diverter handle>
      Amazon had a replacement, fortunately. We never ran out of TP though.

      I do like Rixer's idea. Drive by their house at various times and push buttons. Great fun for all.
       
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  12. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Okay, with several good reports on covid-19 vaccines and human trials in progress, the market rally's in anticipation. :)
    It would be great to have it developed so soon. However, I wonder how many whackjobs would claim it's a conspiracy and refuse to vaccinate....
    Time will tell.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      I have an old friend from high school on my Facebook that is one of those people. She is constantly posting about how it's her right to not wear a mask and to refuse to be vaccinated, etc.
      Thankfully, she now lives in Modesto, which is plenty of far away from me! lol
       
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      Dee she sounds like my sister. Lol lol lol lol
       
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  13. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    A poor little deluded troll with 3 failed marriages thinking he can give advice to me
     
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  14. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Dirty nappies...drool ...choccy hands and back ache =) never been happier
     
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  15. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I can smell these throughout my whole house.

    One of my all-time faves. ❤️
     
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    1. clive pickering
      lilac ?
       
      clive pickering, May 26, 2020
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      Lilac. ❤️❤️❤️
       
      submissively speaking, May 27, 2020
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      Found it now!
       
      Anniemated, May 31, 2020
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  16. 55andhorny

    55andhorny Porn Star

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    It was 3 things...my children.
     
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  17. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    The mail carrier brought lots of packages!
     
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      You can tell by my avatar that I am a firm believer in the idea of "less is more. "
       
      55andhorny, May 26, 2020
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  18. clive pickering

    clive pickering Porn Star

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    First swift of the summer
     
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