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  1. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Well tie me to a hog and wallow me in the mud. I got my stimulus money today in the form of a damn Visa card.
    SWMBO is gonna spend it on groceries and staples. LOL, right.
     
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      Maybe SWMBO will buy you some fish!
       
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    3. conroe4
      Ha! shoes for her probably. LOL
       
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    4. Lioness
      She can buy you a can of tuna at least!
       
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    5. conroe4
      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I opened a can of tuna once, and there was a rat turd right on top.
      I've never eaten canned tuna since. Also I learned they allow a certain
      percentage of rat hair in canned tuna. Man, that shit ain't right.
       
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      Ohhhhhhh that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gross!! So, did she buy you some shoes, too?
       
      Lioness, May 27, 2020
  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I’m currently listening to my kid singing very badly and very loudly in the shower.
     
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  3. Sanity_is_Relative

    Sanity_is_Relative Porn Star

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    Finally got a field call out today, not one of our usual clients or even our type of machine but it uses the same controller and computer so we got the call. It was a damn candy factory here in country, just a few hours away. The stink of the sugar gave me a headache but actually working on something outside of the office for a change.
     
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  4. PurpleMistress

    PurpleMistress Mysteriously Seductive

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    @QuietStranger for being the guy that he is... you have no idea how much I appreciate you

    @Luv2LiqU just because ;)
     
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  5. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Not having to head immediately to the medicine cabinet
     
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      Nice to hear you’re starting to feel better :)
       
      PurpleMistress, May 27, 2020
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      About fucking time - stupid body !!!!!
       
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  6. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Today I received some jewelry templates that ordered from Amazon. Shields, fat shields and thin shields They are gonna make some nice pendants.
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  7. naztypanty

    naztypanty Porn Star

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    I normally shy away from political things on XNXX but I grinned ear-to-ear to read George Will's editorial that Biden should consider choosing Rhode Island's governor Raimondo as his running mate. George Will, a right-wing conservative columnist said the Biden-Raimondo ticket would "... restore adult supervision in Washington." That conservatives with intellect and conscious are so evidently finished supporting Trump makes me cheer, hurrah and smile broadly.
     
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  8. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    How could this not make anyone smile? It made my day
     
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      Pretty!
       
      StrawberryCupcake, May 27, 2020
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      I actually took time out of my work day to snap a few pictures. It's pretty, lovely and simply beautiful. If we just take the time to look around, there's a lot of beautiful things we may have never noticed
       
      Jack Mine, May 27, 2020
  9. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Two young trampers found safe and well

    after 19 days lost in very rugged country ,
    in our second biggest national park ,
    (covers 4,529 square kilometres)
    in cold wet inclement weather.

    Just goes to show , if you follow good advice and go prepared , and do the right thing ,
    you can survive ,
    and you will be found.

    They only had very minor injuries , and both walked from the rescue (army) chopper ,
    and we're discharged from hospital the same night.

    Apparently disoriented by thick fog , they got lost , and then each suffered minor injuries , and stayed in place , untill they could move to a better position , and then hunkered down and waited it out , as recommended.
    They were out of food a few days , but again , staying in place , they did and had not wasted energy or body condition.

    Both of their set of parents had come out here to help and hope ,
    so you can imagine the reunion after days of searching.
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    Hungry and exhausted after a 19-day ordeal lost in "hostile" thick bush, a young couple were plucked from a tiny 3m clearing after their fire signalled a helicopter above.
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    Despite both suffering injuries during their dramatic ordeal, they survived freezing temperatures (met survice say temps got as low as minus 8 in the area while they were lost) ,
    with rescuers crediting the pair's "excellent equipment" for keeping them alive.
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    After the pair failed to emerge as expected they were reported missing on May 18
    (10 days after enterning the park)
    and a massive search operation was launched.

    Searchers initially had good weather on their side but the search was suspended over the weekend due to heavy rain, reducing the odds of the pair being found alive.
    much of the park is fractured and craggy , with multiple hazards
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    The two say they spent nearly two weeks without food - and their only saving grace was water they had found.
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    Dion Reynolds revealed that he had only realised the pair were walking in a loop around a Manuka forest after he recognised one of his own footprints in the mud.

    "I told Jess we need to stop now because that's my footprint. We were very lost at that point,"

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    About a week ago, he said they spotted a helicopter flying over and lit the fire again to grab its attention.

    "It got to about what I assumed would be five-thirty or six o'clock in the evening and we saw a Westpac Rescue helicopter fly up the gully and straight at us... and they just didn't spot us because it was real poor lighting. After that, it really bolstered our hopes a whole lot."

    ****
    about same time:
    Ill-prepared tourist froze to death on Alpine Crossing
    26 May, 2020 5:45pm
     
  10. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My kid told me that it’s nice that when he talks to me I put my phone down or pause the movie or whatever, and I listen to him when he has something to say. And so I was like, yea of course! But he said his dad never stops what he’s doing to listen. Not that I’m competing with his dad, but if I was, I’d be a point ahead ;)
     
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      I hope so ♥️
       
      Cherrypop, May 28, 2020
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  11. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    I saved this guys life today. I wonder how old it was .
     
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      I’ve seen a giant snapping turtle and sea turtle.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, May 28, 2020
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    3. Truthful 1
      I’ve seen sea turtles in Hawaii. Magnificent creature
       
      Truthful 1, May 28, 2020
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    4. Dearelliot
      I've seen some big ones in the lake behind my house, scary but I've never heard of anyone bitten by one in the water. unless they tried to catch em.
       
      Dearelliot, May 28, 2020
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      I saw sea sea turtles at the Monterey Bay Aquarium and they’re incredible.
       
      Cherrypop, May 28, 2020
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    6. Truthful 1
      I’m sorry @playmatefinder He was crossing the road . Actually it may have been a she and she might have been up on the road to lay her eggs. I hope I put it on the right side of the road it was headed down the line I don’t know which way you wanted to go with any luck I put it on the right side so it didn’t cross back over .
       
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  12. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    I cooked chili today and didn't fuck it up.
     
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  13. Les Paul

    Les Paul Porno Junky

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    Another trip around the sun and my new Telecaster.

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    1. slutwolf
      a trip around the sun today ,
      you better get a hold of NASA .

      They'll want one of whatever you have.

      maybe 2
      ;)
       
      slutwolf, May 28, 2020
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      HBD!
       
  14. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    My daughter telling me the saga of trying to potty train her new puppy. :)
     
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      Omg Dee in feeling that pain right now I hate this cute little puppy
       
      Truthful 1, May 28, 2020
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      It's a lot of work!
       
      deegenerate, May 28, 2020
  15. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    3D424012-99CA-4E2D-AA33-789EFBF7F06A.jpeg She is so tiny . Sleeps anywhere .
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Awwwww...she's a cutie!
       
      deegenerate, May 28, 2020
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  16. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Everyone wants the puppy I end up with the training part . I’m tired of being nice . Damit
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Something tells me you're a pushover for the kids. lol
       
      deegenerate, May 28, 2020
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      I’m a push over for everyone, who am I kidding Dee
       
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  17. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    So many friendly people trying to make this pandemic easier.
     
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  18. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    A long boring meeting getting cancelled!
     
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  19. Numero 3

    Numero 3 Porno Junky

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    My screen with those cuties all around!
     
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