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  1. daggabuddy

    daggabuddy Porn Star

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    @Truthful 1 and @bigbird this is also a pritty good summary of the game. Confusing but correct.

    Cricket Explained to a Foreigner

    • You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
    • Each man that’s in the side that’s in the field goes out and when he’s out comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.
    • When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.
    • When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
    • Sometimes there are men still in and not out.
    • There are men called umpires who stay out all the time, and they decide when the men who are in are out.
    • Depending on the weather and the light, the umpires can also send everybody in, no matter whether they’re in or out.
    • When both sides have been in and all the men are out (including those who are not out), then the game is finished.
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      Hysterical!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Jun 6, 2020
    2. daggabuddy
      A completely accurate. I really struggle to explain the game.
       
      daggabuddy, Jun 6, 2020
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    3. slutwolf
      and it's amazing how often it's over

      and you can play for five days
      and end in a draw
      but
      at least it's finally over
       
      slutwolf, Jun 7, 2020
  2. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Awe inspiring places
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    Kjerac rock
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    definitely take suitable footware
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    as sheep have
     
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  3. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    This was funny. Yesterday on my way home from work , three black guys on Crotch rocket bike . Had Cardboard license plates . That said COVID-19 . This is so funny . Because here in New Jersey Motor vehicle is closed . So now Everyone is driving with no license and no registrations . Even me lol lol I got to get me some cardboard licsense plates
     
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      Too bad, you should live in California. :p
       
      Rixer, Jun 8, 2020
    3. conroe4
      Had to get both vehicles registered recently. It was a PITA for SWMBO, poor girl.
       
      conroe4, Jun 8, 2020
    4. Rixer
      Can't you just do that by mail in Texas?
       
      Rixer, Jun 8, 2020
    5. conroe4
      Nah, only if it's within the 2 month window, and the office was closed for 3...lol

      true story.
       
      conroe4, Jun 8, 2020
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      Bummer. My registration was due and this time I had to get it smogged. Our DMV said they will forgive any people who can't get it registered because of covid so I wasn't too concerned.My son in law took it down and got the smog for me and they file it electronically at the smog station. Easy peasy and the tag came in the mail.
      Though the offices were closed, there were still online service available.
       
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  4. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    2 different people telling me that they thought I’d lost weight - I have no idea as I don’t use scales
     
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  5. naztypanty

    naztypanty Porn Star

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    Waking up to the smell of the gf making banana nut muffins from scratch.
     
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  6. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Being called a sexy fuck. But what made me smile even more, was buying her breakfast and taking a rain check on the blowjob.

    To saved you some time, it wasn't the wife ;)
     
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  7. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    No new cases for 17 days ,
    and today we'll hear when we move to level one.

    Effectively no new spread cases for longer.
    The few recent before that were all part of known infected groups , and I believe we're already isolated anyway.

    Only one active cases (not hospitalised) ,
    a lady in her 50s , again , infected weeks ago , and was already isolated , but sadly taking time to meet the recovered criteria.

    Is generally expected we will go down to level 1 Wednesday.
    Basically that will mean the only restrictions remaining are the border restrictions.
    Apart from that , pretty much back to normal , with extra care.

    Full airlines , busses , trains etc.
    Unlimited gatherings everywhere , and so on.

    Now we just have to hope there are no wild card superspreaders hidden amongst us.
    Always a possibility.
    (and that we don't import any , amongst returnees and "special exemptions")

    (all inbound cross border entrants will still have to put up with
    14 days isolation/quarantine)
     
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    1. slutwolf
      Wow
      she no fukky about.
      We're going 1
      Tonight (mid)

      Party time

      And a bonus smile
      Finally
      No Active cases
       
      slutwolf, Jun 8, 2020
  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Plans to have a girls night out
     
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  9. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Sitting outside reading while the little wild bees buzzed back and forth around me to the watering plate I keep filled for them.
     
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  10. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    My girl sent me this picture this morning she woke up to something knocking on the window when she sat up the a Turkey was packing at the window. She said the dogs were going crazy. . Turkeys are one big pain in the ass but they love to look in the window lol lol lol I believe these Turkeys are peeping toms , lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
     
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      They are funny till you bring home the brand new work truck and they are on the hood pecking at the windshield . Bin there experienced that lol lol lol lol lol those big goof balls
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 9, 2020
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    4. Truthful 1
      Lol they are my Characters. Can you guys see the turkey outside the window ? The Third dog is being brave from behind up on the bed . They love chasing turkeys . Well they actually like chasing everything .
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 9, 2020
    5. Rixer
      You have a nice place T1. :thumbsup:
       
      Rixer, Jun 9, 2020
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  11. naztypanty

    naztypanty Porn Star

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    Had a good long bicycle ride to work today, got all winded and sweaty... love the feeling.
     
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  12. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    My boss just called me to tell me that I am getting an unexpected bonus. :)
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Woohoo!

      Hey everybody, drinks are on Dee! :p
       
    2. deegenerate
      Yesssssss!!!! lol
       
      deegenerate, Jun 9, 2020
    3. Lioness
      Congratulations!!!
       
      Lioness, Jun 9, 2020
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    4. Truthful 1
      Drinks on Dee. Umm sounds like fun lol
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 10, 2020
    5. Sweetpassion
      Congrats lovely lady!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Jun 10, 2020
  13. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Discussing an original copy of the bible found in the loft - which was nice
     
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      You have a Gutenberg Bible? :eek:
       
      Lioness, Jun 10, 2020
    3. slutwolf
      Oh there's many bibles much older than the Guttenberg .
      Guttenberg is only as old as printing ,
      15th century I believe.

      The oldest may be in the Highlands of Ethiopia.
       
      slutwolf, Jun 10, 2020
  14. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    Cooked a pork roast and my kids didn't sniff it out and come devour it so that left myself, Charlie Dog Esquire III, and Popeye The Cat to be able to kick back and eat and watch tv with plenty left over......May sound strange but that's a rare thing.
     
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  15. deleted user 43425235

    deleted user 43425235 star dust Banned!

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    bounced out of bed ready for a sunrise photo, it was 4am, sunrise 7am
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Did you post it somewhere?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jun 9, 2020
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      it is only 5-30 am, still waiting
       
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    3. slutwolf
      lmao

      hope you at least got a worm already

      early bird advantages should always be taken

      and I like the "bounce outa bed" part
      3 hours early
      was it a pole vault ?

      hope the cloud lifts for you
       
      slutwolf, Jun 9, 2020
    4. deleted user 43425235
      no worm, but a pot of tea. More of a sausage roll. Cloudy, but i can see the moon
       
  16. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Drone footage of
    64,000
    yes , sixty four thousand
    Green Turtles
    waiting to come ashore in western Australia

    velly velly smart turtles
    to chose a remote Aussie beach
    (android smart turtles ? )
     
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      My God I would love to see that
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 10, 2020