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  1. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Karen Gillan... well not actually smile... more like drool. Okay, I'm a dirty old man, don't judge me.
    [​IMG]
     
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  2. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Making peace with someone I've always considered to be a friend. But that doesn't mean we won't be butting heads again. Because that's what friends do :)
     
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  3. Sanity_is_Relative

    Sanity_is_Relative Porn Star

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    We left Houston this morning and my mom was driving us to the airport so we could get to my wifes families house in time, I got a shock when my mom remembered that a few weeks before my arrival and old friend had come by the house to bring me some of my stuff, it was just odds and ends nothing personal, but she was telling us about it and I asked which friend it was. Her response floored me, she said it was that tall black guy that I dated, then she said that she did not know why I broke it off with him. I was so scared that she would be disowning me but instead was very supportive and told me that it was better off because now I had my wife, and even though she cannot give her a grand kid she knows I am happy. She had both me and my wife in tears by this point because we tried so hard to hide that secret from her in fear that it would break her heart that my wife is trans and that I had sex with both males and females. My mom is an old school Mexican Catholic so her being ok with it all was shocking to say the least, the fact that she knew for a long time was just astounding. It made me wonder how long she knew and her answer was since the night I snuck (that friend that came to drop my stuff off) into the house one night and we were so loud in bed that she could hear us. I almost died and my wife had a few questions. That is when my mom said something I never thought I would hear come out of her mouth. She told me it can be hard to sleep when your son is in a room screaming out fuck me daddy, shove that big black in me, make me your whore. Needles to say it turned out for the better because now I do not have to feel guilty because I lied to her for so long.
     
  4. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    The Post Millennial, June 16, 2020

    Mayor of Olympia, Washington, Cheryl Selby, has been a vocal proponent of Black Lives Matter and backer of the protests that have spread across the country amid the death of George Floyd, but when these same people vandalized her home, she called it "domestic terrorism."

    It was reported last week that "two groups converged in downtown Olympia, and some became destructive, burnings flags, smashing windows, and spray painting businesses" moving eventually migrating to Selby's neighbourhood and vandalizing her home.

    This same retraction of endorsement for the behaviour of the protesters and rioters happened with ESPN sportswriter, Chris Martin Palmer, who initially supported the riots in Minneapolis, but called those same people "animals" when they came for his home.

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    Sometimes this is necessary to cure a woke white of his racial delusions.
     
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  5. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    The Post Millennial, June 16, 2020

    Mayor of Olympia, Washington, Cheryl Selby, has been a vocal proponent of Black Lives Matter and backer of the protests that have spread across the country amid the death of George Floyd, but when these same people vandalized her home, she called it "domestic terrorism."

    It was reported last week that "two groups converged in downtown Olympia, and some became destructive, burnings flags, smashing windows, and spray painting businesses" moving eventually migrating to Selby's neighbourhood and vandalizing her home.

    This same retraction of endorsement for the behaviour of the protesters and rioters happened with ESPN sportswriter, Chris Martin Palmer, who initially supported the riots in Minneapolis, but called those same people "animals" when they came for his home.

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  6. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Just heard my boy is coming home for father's day weekend........I am going to cook his favourite tandoori chicken!:)

    Thinskin
     
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      is it fathers day ?
       
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      Tomorrow Sunday June 21, 2020.
       
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      my calender says september
       
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  7. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    My blue eyed girl
     
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  8. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Fresh cherries and sweet corn on the cobb....Oh my!
    Life is good.
     
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      And Strawberries are in fresh from the field.
       
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  9. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    My new wetsuit was delivered today. Can't wait to try it on and get it wet!
     
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      B glad to help you with the zipper and check your tank. Dive safe, and follow your bubbles.
       
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  10. teapot

    teapot Amateur

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    Wonderful, will you need any help getting into that wetsuit :)
     
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    1. deegenerate
      I might! And if it's snug enough, getting out of it is where I really need help.
       
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      That is what I specialize at.
       
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    3. Jack Mine
      I was hoping she'll need help getting wet, before getting into the wetsuit.
       
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  11. teapot

    teapot Amateur

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    Well that was going to be my next question ;)
     
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  12. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Met friend s at the winery tonight after late work got home . And my girl and my kids . Had a beautiful surprise for me they are having one of my Harley-Davidson’s custom painted for me . Now that is the greatest give they could have ever gave me . I love these three .
     
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      Thank Cherrypop
       
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      Thanks everyone , my family makes me feel loved sometimes , lol lol lol lol lol just kidding all the times . I’m a lucky guy . Truly
       
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    4. Geminpa
      That is awesome!
       
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      what if they paint it pink
       
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      That would be funny right lol
       
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  13. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Fur doesn’t get much shorter on dogs than on the bully breeds. Being an Old English, Georgia is no exception. Her fur is smooth, and short, and not terribly thick.

    But it never fails to make me laugh that after she’s had a bath and is finally dry, for a 15 minutes she’s actually kinda soft and fluffy. She always looks a little uncomfortable, like she’d prefer you didn’t see her so indisposed. :laugh:
     
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    1. deegenerate
      It's all about the indignity of it all! lol
       
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    2. submissively speaking
      This particular indignity was entirely necessary. She stank. :wtf:
       
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      Poor Georgia.
       
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    4. Ed Itor
      Yeah Mollie gets her bath this weekend. Short hairs do stink & hounds especially.
       
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    shadowj Shadow Cumshooter

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    COVID Negative
     
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  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Went treasure hunting and found the most beautiful vintage Schiaparelli glass jewels :inlove:
     
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Doing a walk through on my old house. The contractors are almost finished and it looks like a brand new house. It gets staged and photographed next week and then listed for sale! :)
     
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      hahaha, well, prepare to lose it all again! Well, until you move again. lol
       
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  17. Bitsman

    Bitsman Marquis de Sade

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    Was at the grocery store... Younger dad... Late 20's I'd say... With his boy... Maybe 5 or 6... Well the boy was being a little shit... I want this.. I want that... Dad told him to cool it... He didn't... Then dad grabbed his arm... Looked the boy directly in the eye.... Said.. You wanna take a trip out to the car????... The boy knew dad was done with his bullshit... Not another issue that I saw... They ended up in line in front of me... My comment to Dad.... You handled that well...
     
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      My mother would just have to reach down to take off her shoe, and I'd suddenly become an angel. She threw a pretty mean slipper
       
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      Damn Skippy @Jack Mine ... Mom could throw curves... Think you are safe standing around the corner... Then WHAM... Shoe right in your face...
       
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    4. Geminpa
      I used to get the teachers telling us what angels the kids were. I would be like “hello are you taking about my kids?” They were always so good in public!
       
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      Yep, my daughter was very popular with the school administration, worked in the office, and a very good student. Almost made
      #1 in her class. I went in one day to the office, and the teachers there were all over me, "Oh, you're <insert name> dad? We really
      love <insert name>. I went NO! I'm <insert name>'s Dad. You must have her mixed up with someone else!!! And all I got from her was, DAD!
      Stop! Everyone laughed. They know how kids can look good in public, but hell to raise when home. LOL
       
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      Lol lol
       
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  18. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Pussy noises
     
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  19. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Anticipation for tomorrow night. :D
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Hope it is so enjoyable!
       
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    2. Jack Mine
      We can never know about the days to come
      But we think about them anyway
      And I wonder if I'm really with you now
      Or just chasin' after some finer day

      Anticipation, anticipation
      Is makin' me late
      Is keepin' me waitin'
       
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  20. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I need to get my bathroom redone but I can’t hire anyone to come out and do it because of this whole COVID thing. They’re all so backed up from work they missed during the lockdown that they can’t come out for weeks. Maybe I can do it myself. Pfft. That made me smile
     
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    1. Bitsman
      FWIW.... Just wait... Household projects are best left to those who do it for a living. Unless it's some sort of emergency. It hop keeps a peaceful home.
       
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    2. Cherrypop
      It’s not an emergency. I was just excited to get it done lol. But not a big deal in the grand scheme of things
       
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    3. Braxton.B
      I know exactly what ya mean ;)
       
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