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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Someone saying something to/for me. :)
     
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  2. msman

    msman Porn Star Banned!

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    Just got a notification that a very good friend of mine has been accepted into the Army Ranger School.
    Hi isn't 18 yet. Already a very good man and will become a better one.
     
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  3. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    So my dad had a stroke last year and we weren’t sure he’d ever have another Father’s Day, but he made it! So I told him we can go anywhere for dinner he wanted...steak, seafood, pasta...whatever. And he chose Wendy’s lol. Sheesh.
     
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      We don’t have that here. Is it good?
       
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      Better than good. It's goodER, maybe goodEST
       
      Braxton.B, Jun 22, 2020
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    4. Cherrypop
      We are deprived!
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 22, 2020
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    5. Luv2LiqU
      So deprived... but as you know it doesn't take much to beat Wendys. LOL What-a-Burger IS good tho' I enjoyed them when I lived in Plano, TX.
      But talk about deprived! You're not here with us!
       
      Luv2LiqU, Jun 22, 2020
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      ☺️
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 22, 2020
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  4. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Thinking about my dad today. And thinking of all the nice things he's done over the years that made me smile.
     
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  5. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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  6. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    Both of my daughter in laws brought me something to eat for Fathers Day and they arrived almost at the same time and each not knowing the other was doing the same thing. Now Charlie Dog and myself belly's are full and we are just laid back listening to the thunder and watching Thor Ragnarok.
     
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      Loved that movie!
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 22, 2020
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  7. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    For Father's day. My Daughter and two Granddaughters sang a song for me, "Unforgettable" the Nat and Natalie version. Very nice...
     
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  8. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    I am just listening to the kid next door but one playing his saxophone!

    Thinskin
     
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  9. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    This went beyond a smile, it made me laugh. My 80 something year old neighbor is on his lawn mower riding around in his yard and his dog jumped in the seat with him and started licking his face which made him run into the side of his truck. I could hear him cussing the dog over the sound of the engine of the lawn mower but he just put it in reverse and they continued to ride around the yard.
     
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  10. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Being spammed
     
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  11. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Progress.
    Kids walking themselves to school for the last part.
    Lost stuff returning.
     
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      Where is there a school that is open?
       
      msman, Jun 23, 2020
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      I'm Belgian, most kids can go to school again here, either fulltime or partially. Some still don't, but most do.
       
      eendagsvlieg, Jun 23, 2020
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  12. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    I smiled when my mother got excited admiring her newly renovated bathroom and thanked me profusely.
     
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  13. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    So the lone wolf made you smile. Most scream, froth, and cry at sight of the king. On the Left that is. Those on the Right hate politicians and embrace the nonconformist Trump.
     
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      Dream on.
       
      freethinker, Jun 23, 2020
  14. clive pickering

    clive pickering Porn Star

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    Mate, this is lone wolf, not that sorry fool:

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    ;)
     
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  15. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Seeing a wild bunny in my backyard. It must live up the backyard hill so I assume we are neighbors. :)
     
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  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My cat and dog chasing a fly in the house. My cat was full on predator, my dog was just a clumsy welrdo lol.
     
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  17. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Saw this on facebook.

    So this lady goes to the McDonalds drivethrough.

    The car behind leans on the horn cause in their opinion ordering is taking too long.

    Our hero decides to take the high road. She pays for the horn honkers order.

    This of course causes horn honker to stir out of her car, apologize profusely for her rude behavior, and thank our high road hero.

    So our hero gets to the second window, collects both orders, and leaves.

    This means horn honker has to go back to the end of the line and start all over.

    The moral is, don't piss off old people!
     
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  18. PurpleMistress

    PurpleMistress Mysteriously Seductive

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    Went for a walk and got ice cream with my littlest minion today. It was nice to spend some time together... just the two of us.
     
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      I’d love it as a child when Pops would take us for ice cream.
       
      heads-up, Jun 23, 2020
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