1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Working on getting popular on a different site.
     
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      No smarty pants. It’s actually a professional business related site. Take your wtf and shove it.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jul 17, 2020
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    3. Valspar
      Rude... I wtf'd you with love.
       
      Valspar, Jul 17, 2020
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      All wtf’s are rude and will be responded to as such.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jul 17, 2020
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    5. Valspar
      Ok.
       
      Valspar, Jul 17, 2020
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    6. latecomer91364
      Ooh! I'd love to know what site (I hope it's not Lit). I never, ever solicit PMs, but I would love to know, if you'd care to tell me... privately, if you prefer.

      Oops - didn't read through all the comments...
      See you on LinkedIn, maybe?
      Hahaha
       
      latecomer91364, Jul 17, 2020
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  2. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Just finished What The Hell Did I Just Read by David Wong. (lol)
    The only problem is I read it online and didn't realize until I got to the "about the author" part that it was the third book in a series and now I have to go back and read the first two.
    Might as well work my way backwards and read the second book next. :D
     
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  3. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Pedaling my little legs of and switching between here and YouTube.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Go, cupcake... go! LOL
       
      deegenerate, Jul 17, 2020
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Thanks Dee! Just finished my 1.5 hours. Fwoooh! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jul 17, 2020
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  4. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    Is amazed how fast a bunch of parents can fill up the empty spaces on a zoom meeting in the middle of the day. 70 spots (on mute) filled in 10 seconds. How is that even possible?
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Desperation.
       
      submissively speaking, Jul 17, 2020
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    2. Geminpa
      Unfortunately we couldn’t tell them what they really want to know. Half want school completely online and the other half want school the way it was last September.
       
      Geminpa, Jul 17, 2020
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  5. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Just as I was going offline yesterday they gave me the new Facebook, it was awful I couldn't find F All, scrabbling around like mad trying to get back to what it was. I didn't keep it more than 5 minutes, it's awful!
     
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    2. Anniemated
      The changed all the lay out, the new one is supposed to be better. For whom?!! If it ain't broke don't fix it !! Do you want a pic @Lioness showing how to change it back?
       
      Anniemated, Jul 17, 2020
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    3. SoutheastUSofA
      I enjoyed FB but I got really tired of it showing me stuff that it thought I wanted to see. I just wanted to see stuff in chronological order. Even if I hit "most recent" it would show me four or five posts in order then go back to showing me stuff from a week ago. Grrrrrr
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Jul 17, 2020
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    4. Anniemated
      That's a swine, at least mine works properly in that respect.
       
      Anniemated, Jul 17, 2020
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    5. Lioness
      Lioness, Jul 18, 2020
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    6. Anniemated
      Posted the pic below x
       
      Anniemated, Jul 18, 2020
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  6. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Exercising and arguing with @55andhorny . Still not positive what we’re arguing about. Probably going to watch some food eating challenge videos on YouTube too.
     
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      Now what kind of soldier would I be if I were to give you the time of attack?? Huh? Huh?
      Exactly! Piss poor.
      My tactics shall remain top secret.
      Rest well, Mon-cheri. :doggystyle:
       
      55andhorny, Jul 21, 2020
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      I took French so...
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jul 21, 2020
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    4. 55andhorny
      Hot, funny, and smart.
       
      55andhorny, Jul 21, 2020
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      Are you challenging me to a dual?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jul 21, 2020
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    6. 55andhorny
      If I was in your presence and had a glove in my hand... You would have your answer.
      Das, ist das leben.
       
      55andhorny, Jul 21, 2020
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  7. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    One of my coworkers got covid. Waiting to hear from work if I'm to quarantine. For now paying attention if any symptoms show up.
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      Crossing my fingers for you.
       
      submissively speaking, Jul 19, 2020
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  8. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Exercising and sorting through the 60+ notifications here.
     
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  9. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Running the sprinklers, outside with a cold glass of iced tea, enjoying the cool breeze and the whisper of the water hitting all the plants. ❤️
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      I am 5 minutes away from swimming pool time myself.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jul 19, 2020
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    2. gammaXray
      There's a pool 50ft. from my front door & the best part. I don't have to wear anything.
       
      gammaXray, Jul 19, 2020
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    3. submissively speaking
      Skinny dipping is the best. ❤️
       
      submissively speaking, Jul 19, 2020
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    4. phxbi_bear80
      It is isn't it. I try to do it as much as I can, but I do have 3 teenage daughters and I don't want them to die from the horror
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jul 19, 2020
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  10. 55andhorny

    55andhorny Porn Star

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    Thinking about all of the hatred on this planet.
    I really loathe haters.
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Haters are gonna hate, no doubt about it. I just always saw hate/haters in general as weak...cause it's damn easy t0 just hate everything
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jul 19, 2020
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    2. deegenerate
      That's a good way to put it, @phxbi_bear80 . I never thought of it that way before, but I think you're right.
       
      deegenerate, Jul 19, 2020
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    3. 55andhorny
      Also, a slight play with words.
       
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  11. CAJ255

    CAJ255 Sex Machine

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    Happy you're back...
     
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  12. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Heading to the cricket club to watch my boy play.........league cricket has returned to the Netherlands.

    Enjoy your Sundays.

    thinskin
     
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    #2513
  13. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    About to shower and exfoliate
     
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  14. gammaXray

    gammaXray Porn Star

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    I had to look up the definition of that word & I assume that you mean the first one........LOL
    exfoliate
    Actually means to clean yourself in such a way to remove dead skin cells and then remoisturize the skin.

    Now that the real definition is out of the way, let's do an Urban definition!

    When a man is pounding a chick doggy-style near a toilet. The man grabs the chick by the hair and shoves her head into the toilet, flushing it and giving her a swirley! Now that the face is cleansed, it must be moisturized. The guy then yanks her head out of the the toilet by her dripping wet hair, pulls his dick out of her, and blows his load all over her face.
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Umm...that’s obviously completely made up lol. I meant scrub my skin with an exfoliating bar, which makes it so that when I rub lotion all over my body after, my skin becomes extra soft. I highly recommend you try it. You won’t be sorry ♥️

      The first definition of course ;)
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 19, 2020
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  15. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Amused as hell.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      I stay amused! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Jul 19, 2020
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  16. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I spent a couple hours in the shop this morning. It's good to start a new project. A guy just can't lay around all day consuming cannabis and fucking everyday.
    Or can he................. ?
     
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  17. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Pissed off
     
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    1. bigbird
      Chin up you xo
       
      bigbird, Jul 19, 2020
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  18. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Knackered - ready to crawl into work tomorrow for a relax
     
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  19. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Excited to try out my new tripod and lamp!
     
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    1. 55andhorny
      So am I.
       
      55andhorny, Jul 20, 2020
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