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  1. QuietStranger

    QuietStranger Ssshhhhh!

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    DEFEND THIS I DARE YOU!!

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    1. shootersa
      Coffee good.
      Sun good.
      Wood good.
      Cup good but too small..
       
      shootersa, Jul 27, 2020
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  2. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    I ain't defending nothin. That coffee cup is pissin me off!!!

    :D:D
     
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  3. QuietStranger

    QuietStranger Ssshhhhh!

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    I would place my Lego mini-figure army around the target facing outwards towards the oncoming enemies. Let's not forget the devastating individual Lego brick mine field one would have to navigate to reach it!!!
     
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  4. Kevistation

    Kevistation Porn Star

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    Tea scoffs at this inferior beverage.
     
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    2. anon_de_plume
      Instance coffee isn't from grounds. It is usually freeze dried coffee, essentially brewed coffee with all the moisture removed. Just sounds disgusting to me...
       
      anon_de_plume, Jul 27, 2020
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    3. Rexxracerr
      Tea & tofu is the gateway, food & drink to social unrest....
      Quote of the day. :p:kiss:
       
      Rexxracerr, Jul 27, 2020
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  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    1. QuietStranger
      As opposed to Canadian porn ....
      [​IMG]
       
      QuietStranger, Jul 27, 2020
    2. Cherrypop
      Mmm sticky...
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 27, 2020
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  6. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    The only thing that needs defending is that itty bitty cup.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I was thinking the same thing.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jul 26, 2020
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  7. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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      Fancy
       
      Jh2, Jul 27, 2020
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  8. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    I do prefer my innards not to look like the inside of a stained Tea pot though.
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  9. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    The plate is being oppressed by the cup the cup is sitting there all high and mighty one day that plate will rise up and take what's rightfully his or hers and it shall be a new day it will change things as we know it forever plates sitting on cups
     
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    1. abej
      Disagree...The cups freewill is being stifled by
      the grip the saucer has over it...If the cup wishes
      to express it's creating artwork on the table? Does
      not the saucer hinder it's ability?
       
      abej, Jul 27, 2020
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  10. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    It's not a plate, it's a saucer. It has an indent to hold it's cup safely, it already is doing the most important job of keeping the cup from landing in the Vicar's lap.
     
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    1. Jh2
      But think about what could be
       
      Jh2, Jul 26, 2020
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    2. Anniemated
      But they compliment each other, they go together like peaches and cream, knife and fork etc etc lol
      P.S I have put the saucer on top to keep it warm lol
       
      Anniemated, Jul 26, 2020
    3. Jh2
      What was I thinking in my moment of madness you're right it's the tables fault
       
      Jh2, Jul 26, 2020
    4. abej
      Knife & fork...What's your problem?
      Don't have fingers?
       
      abej, Jul 27, 2020
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    5. Anniemated
      Fingers were made before forks ....... but not mine!
       
      Anniemated, Jul 27, 2020
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  11. Jackie123

    Jackie123 Porno Junky

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  12. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I’d defend that weak ass baby coffee with my appropriate size coffee.

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    1. freethinker
      I knew there was a reason I love you:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:
       
      freethinker, Jul 26, 2020
    2. QuietStranger
      HELL YA BABY!!!
       
      QuietStranger, Jul 27, 2020
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  13. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    Why does the cup and saucer have to be white, black coffee matters...
     
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  14. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    That's not Kool-Aid :mad:
     
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  15. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    The lighter side? It looks more like espresso to me, especially in that tiny cup
     
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    1. abej
      Little people cup....
       
      abej, Jul 27, 2020
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  16. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    All my coffee needs is a cape.
     
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    1. Jackie123
      That coffee is on some serious steroids. I tell yeah what it doesn't need. A drug test.
       
      Jackie123, Jul 27, 2020
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    2. Rexxracerr
      Coffee isn't a sports competition, takes strong arms to carry you through the day.
       
      Rexxracerr, Jul 27, 2020
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  17. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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  18. abej

    abej Pearl of the Pacific

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    Your advocating risks to the insecure diabetics...They see that picture & the
    mouth waters....The image slowly takes hold in the mind! A promise is made,
    just one sip? Ya know never to be kept...4 cups later the shock sets in!

    All because noboat couldn't control his urge to post a delicious treat,,,,Shame
    on you!
     
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