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Liquid Lapdance

Having an orgasm during a lapdance is definitely possible. There's a product called Liquid Lapdance designed for exactly this purpose.

It's a special pair of underwear that has a latex pouch attached to the front. You place your penis and testicles in the pouch, squirt in some lube (included), and head to the couch.

The design is brilliant. You feel like you're having sex. A dancer at Spearmint Rhino sold me mine in the VIP, some hot Colombian girl with a fuckin perfect ass.

Anybody else tried them? Fucking incredible. I came three times in one night, but I'm like that (my record is 4x). These are great because your dog doesn't get raw like it used to.

Right now I think you can only get them from a stripper or online. I googled and found their site. LiquidLapdance.com

 

Yessss!

Caitlain is right on the money: it's not difficult for a woman who knows her way around a cock -- and who understands the pressure points, high and low -- to cause an orgasm even through her client's pants and underwear. Many, many years ago, when I was hitting the topless joints pretty hard, there was one club in particular that had a very young girl (I'd be surprised if she were 21) who reeeeeeally knew both her business and the male body, and if we were alone in the champagne room, she would literally insist that I cum before she stopped the lap dance. Naturally, this was a marketing ploy, to get paid for more than one or two songs in a row while she worked her magic, but I didn't care in the slightest. Neither did I care that she consistently told me that I was the only one she would work on like that, when she was probably telling every man that very same thing. She'd slide her thong-covered labia up and down along the length of my pants-covered-dick, letting me feel how hot and meaty it was "down there", while leaning her short, rail-thin body back against my torso and whispering filthy nothings in my ear. Then, when she felt my heat and my cream start to rise, she would slip downward, just slightly, until her tailbone was pressed backward against my shaft. Then, just before she felt the orgasm begin, she'd slide down until her tailbone was at the base of my shaft, push hard backwards, and as the cum started to spurt, she would slooooooowly rise up the length of my cock, pressing and pressing, until she'd squuezed every drop out of me, with all of it soaking into my underwear. She was ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, particularly for someone so young. Unfortunately for me, she refused to date me because I made the mistake at the outset of admitting to her that I was married, so I never had the privilege of bedding this young, tiny beauty. However, she loved the idea of sending me home to my wife "with your underwear and pants soaked in cum that I caused", and my marital status also didn't seem to bother her much when she needed money for her apartment rent or car note or day care for her children, or when she went to get her boobs done: she called me regularly, even at home, until I finally said "no" (when she left a message with my wife for me to call her, after I'd dodged her calls at the office for a day or two). So, Caitlain is precisely right: it can be done.

 

This happened to me only once in a club & I have been going for about 12 years, though rarely. Once I met a stripper I found hot & we went for a lap dance. Guess I didn't get hard enough for her. She left & went to talk to some other guy, UNTIL she saw me give another stripper $1.

She came right back to me, took me to the VIP & jumped right on top of me, kissed me on the face 4x, bit my ear, let me kiss her neck, breasts, mouth & sat right on my member. Ouch, I came out of there totally turned on. She then stayed with me for 5 hours. Constantly saying follow me, stay with me. We had 2 more private dances & tons of lap dances. The third time she was acting like she was riding me (reverse cowgirl) & I pushed her hips & she knew the move & how to do it (which I love) she executed with perfection & I couldn't take it anymore. She had me rock solid for 5 hours straight.

She is the only stripper that has ever made this happen to me & I've had them jump on my member while it's fully up & rub their stuff right on it. You feel that even through jeans. I wanted to see her outside & pound her like crazy but backed off the idea, opting for caution. She seemed willing but a little unsure. My sister dated a stripper once & I warned her off it.

 

i find clubs a complete waste of money. I've been to several out here back in the day with friends. They're ok once in awhile if you just go and sit at the stage and throw 1's.

I have several friends who've worked for clubs. One stripper and a few bouncers. I've heard tons of nasty stories about most of the girls at most of the clubs. Then i've heard stories from my bouncer friends, who talk about how alot of girls make like $400-$900 a night and tip them $5 if at all. WTF, one girl would only tip a friend $2 a night..and alot of nights he counted her making $700+....greedy fucking bitches.

i'd rather just jerk off and save myself a $100. or get a massage for $35 and tip her $20 for a handjob.


For those of you describing how these girls are doing things PERFECTLY for you and doing all these other things, MAKING YOU FEEL SPECIAL. Well , you're not. They do this every day to hundreds of guys. It's THEIR JOB! if they weren't good at it, they wouldn't be there long.

My stripper friend told me many times, all the girls only think of you as $. The nicer they are, the more they MAKE you feel like you're getting something other customers aren't getting, the more you pay them. Those are the tricks of the trade.

Don't get me wrong. i love women..i love tits and pussy like every other guy. but my money isn't buying pussy.

 

i cant say that i have ever cum from a lap dance at a club before. it looks like i have been doing it all wrong. i usually have on jeans. i have gotten pretty close once with a beautiful romanian dancer in germany. she was great. and i really enjoyed the entire show she gave me. :excited:

 

Wearing jeans to a strip club is a waste of money. You have to go with dress pants.

 

If you're on this site, you probably love sex & this girl had the body to be a pornstar. Pretty face, long hair, slim, nice compelxion, belly ring, everything you see in the movies. HIGHLY attractive...as for wearing jeans, I don't aim to cum when I go to the club. I go to see the girls and who or what I'm not getting in the bedroom.

 

You don't need to go to a club to practice lapdances - you can also do it at home!

The great advantage is that you don't need to wear anything!

Also, the satisfaction is almost guaranteed!!! :excited:

 

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My plan for tomorrow. grinding away just thinking about it. hmmmmm. Great tips here. Thanks guys and girls. Onions watch out, seriously.