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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    nope - got fuck all today so far
     
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  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Morning shenanigans. More please!
     
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  3. abej

    abej Pearl of the Pacific

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    Had a Buffalo wander though my yard...
    Don't know where it came from or going?
    Never seen that before!
     
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    1. Joe_p_1953
      Don’t let him step on your foot
       
      Joe_p_1953, May 7, 2020
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    2. slutwolf
      That'd be a treat.

      cow or bull ?
       
      slutwolf, May 7, 2020
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    3. Lioness
      :eek: Wow!
       
      Lioness, May 8, 2020
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  4. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Thinking about my Pop's advice on life.
    "Buck up boy"
     
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  5. Joe_p_1953

    Joe_p_1953 Porn Star

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    Just got down off the roof looked up an smiled
    survived again!
     
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    1. Rexxracerr
      Remember when you could jump down?
      I'd get a ambulance ride, if I tried now.
       
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    2. Joe_p_1953
      I do remember and thank God I’ve smarted up
      You’re right Rex they’d be taking its both to the
      hospital
       
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    3. Rexxracerr
      Reminds me of a song lyric.
      The way I am now.

      "What used to take 2 hours, now takes all day." :( sux getting old.
       
      Rexxracerr, May 7, 2020
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  6. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    Got a video of my granddaughter on roller skates for the first time today with the song Queen Of The Roller Derby playing in the background. At one time she stayed up for about a minute and yelled at her mom, SEND THIS PART TO EVERYONE......then she fell down.
     
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    #5588
  7. King_01

    King_01 Porn Surfer

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    I like seeing breasts...
     
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  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    So I ordered some makeup from Burberry online and when it arrived I realized it wasn’t right for me. So I emailed them and asked if I could exchange it for another product. Not only are they going to refund my credit card, but they’re sending me the new product free of charge, including the shipping. And I get to keep the first item. Now that is customer service. You definitely get what you pay for. ☺️
     
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    1. clive pickering
      You always know where you are with Burberry.

      [​IMG]
       
      clive pickering, May 8, 2020
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    2. Cherrypop
      What is this picture from?
       
      Cherrypop, May 8, 2020
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    3. GingerP
      Looks like the film the Firm, but could be wrong
       
      GingerP, May 12, 2020
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  9. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Sitting on the backyard deck at my new house, enjoying the view. Life is good!
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      Outstanding, Dee!!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, May 8, 2020
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    2. Jack Mine
      Life is good. If we just take the time to think of everything we're lucky for in life, maybe we'll stop just looking at the bad
       
      Jack Mine, May 8, 2020
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  10. QuietStranger

    QuietStranger Ssshhhhh!

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    Made dinner, everyone went back for seconds. Not small portion seconds either :)
     
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    1. PurpleMistress
      It was pretty yummy
       
      PurpleMistress, May 8, 2020
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  11. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    The cashier handing me back a $20 dollar bill that was stuck with another $20. It was nice seeing someone different than me
     
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  12. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Something someone said in a PM this morning :)
     
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  13. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    A couple things that made me smile at work Yesterday. It’s been a year I guess since I was working next to the last killdeer nest . These birds seem to be everywhere I work lol Sorry I’m late been very Busy . And here also are Couple of Canadians with their children . D35D174E-8726-4F2C-A219-21EA08ABC6C2.png C7D5BBAC-0BA5-4600-8CA4-5A470545E94C.png C95E16B6-13C8-4D98-AE0F-2EA5CB3E6879.png
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Okay that last line made me laugh. :laugh:
       
      submissively speaking, May 8, 2020
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    2. Truthful 1
      I knew I could make you laugh again lol
       
      Truthful 1, May 8, 2020
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  14. abej

    abej Pearl of the Pacific

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    Living in a very small town can be entertaining...
    Our Mayor called an emergency town hall meeting
    over the latest crime spree!

    Kid ya not! Some gang has been roaming the street
    nights! Stealing ceramic Rabbits, frogs, turtles & yes
    even garden gnomes placing them in her yard...She
    pledged that justice would prevail!

    This was in front of half the town! I almost peed myself
    during the meeting...She even had pictures so residents
    could pick up their belongings after they were dusted
    for finger prints! With the poor Police officer standing
    behind her trying not to laugh!
     
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    1. abej
      That's nothing...

      One time she saw an unattended ladder leaning on a
      house & called an emergency meeting! People just
      show up...Not wanting to hear it secondhand!
      She freaked at the meeting!

      The next morning everyone who had a ladder had it against
      their house! Plus there were 3 homemade ladders that someone
      leaned against her house...

      She drinks a lot & after 10pm hard to wake up...
       
      abej, May 8, 2020
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    2. Joe_p_1953
      Does she sleepwalk while drinking or climb ladders?
       
      Joe_p_1953, May 8, 2020
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    3. abej
      It's really not crime...Young ones get
      bored & play pranks...Wouldn't be the
      least surprised if it wasn't a group of
      adults involved driving them around?
       
      abej, May 9, 2020
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    4. Joe_p_1953
      Hmm those would be the adults that never grew up
      Oh wait I may be one of those !
       
      Joe_p_1953, May 9, 2020
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  15. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    xwAYHGG.jpeg
     
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    #5599
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