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  1. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    @Anniemated . She has a lovely honeysuckle bush, simply beautiful :)
     
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      Thank you x
       
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  2. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Seeing a massive protest in my neighborhood for George Floyd.
     
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  3. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Two funny things happened to me when I got home from work my family is nuts lol . First I had perform a mini concert. . Now I’m tired after a 15 hr day lol. But they made me sing anyway . The second funny thing will be posted in the big foot section . Lol
     
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      You should at least tell us what you sang for them! :)
       
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      And then sing it for us. Well, on second thought, maybe not.
       
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      Montego Bay by Bobby bloom . And side show by blue magic . I gues they were plotting . All day my girl and my boys . I sing like Eddie Murphy’s dad lol lol lol
       
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      I wonder if they took hidden camera footage? lol
       
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      I sing morning noon and night . Dee they here me at 5am everyday . They say dad we hate you how can you wake up so happy . Lol lol I say you guys don’t even have school anymore . How can you be so miserable lol lol lol .
       
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  4. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    My Mock Orange (Philadelphus x virginalis) is in full bloom too.
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      Love❤
       
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      Orange blossom, very sweet, hence the name it's know as.
       
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    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    This huge thistle is NOT supposed to be there but I love it and wouldn't let himself pull it up lol.
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      You will in a year or so when it takes over.
       
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      A lot of my plants are self sets brought in by the birds and allowed to grow!
       
      Anniemated, Jun 6, 2020
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      thistle indicates fertile soil
       
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  6. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    In the morning after the rain Last night we had another powerful storm the longest rolling thunder I think I’ve ever heard in my life and some beautiful lightning displays. But it’s nice this morning so far lol
     
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  7. abej

    abej Pearl of the Pacific

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    Watching my morning coffee make...
    Simple pleasure!
     
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      Have a beautiful day abej Oh my god you’re up early today
       
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      Indeed you are up early, I bet that coffee tasted
      great
       
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  8. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I finally found which box had my toys packed in it! Then I overslept this morning. :laugh:
     
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      Does one follow the use of the other lol
       
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      In this case, one might! lol
       
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      :D
       
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  9. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    A certain rating on one of my post. It really made me smile. :laugh:
     
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      Okay, you're right it made me laugh not smile. Lol
       
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  10. tedlogan88

    tedlogan88 Sex Lover

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    Being on here.
     
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      Some days it’s wildly amusing. ;)
       
  11. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Check this one out it might make everyone who has children laugh , My son text me late last night And should wake him up at 12 o’clock I have things to do . . Lol lol lol lol lol I could just imagine saying to my father he did wake me up at noon . Lol lol lol lol A daybreak me and my younger brother had to have the animals fed and watered then we went to school . My god I’m a bad parent .
     
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      I am a way worse parent than you are. I would have "accidently" woken him up at 9 instead! lol
       
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      Lol I’m at work Dee. If I were home they would both be up . He got very lucky today
       
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  12. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Having my youngest son bowl me out in the cricket nets this morning
     
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      Cricket, the greatest game devised by man. That should actually be test match cricket.
       
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      I completely agree - there’s been some great matches over time - pre covid I always made a point of getting along to a test each summer with a couple of mates - no better way to spend a day - having a few beers and so many laughs too
       
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      5 days. Mr used to live a 5 minute walk from the Wanderes. So he got to whatch some great matches over the years. Unfortunately he missed to +400 chase against the Auzies.
       
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      Yeah I know it’s 5 days lol - only tend to get along to one of them - normally first or 2nd day - 5 mins from the wanderers? So jealous !!!
       
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      What is cricket? How’s it play Heard of it never seen it
       
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  13. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I lost an argument.

    I spent yesterday with a dear friend; she’s a hairdresser. Hair salons are still closed at the moment, and hers needs some ... shall we say attention, colour-wise. :bag:

    That prompted a conversation about hair colour, and I mentioned being a brunette. She said no, I have blonde hair. Uh, no? :O_o:

    My hair has changed over the years, certainly; I spent my childhood and young adulthood as a strawberry blonde. It went lighter through my teens and early 20s, then went incrementally darker over time, until it was (what I would call) brown.

    She said to take a photo of my hair in diffuse light, and really look closely at the colours of the individual strands. She told me I’d find red, and blonde (and yeah, grey, but I don’t mind that, I actually kinda love it) and little to no brown. It only looks brown when the light isn’t shining on it.

    I just took this photo, fully intending to send it to her with a smug emoji. But dangit, she’s right, and I was wrong. :laugh:

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      Kinda blew my mind, Dee. There really is no brown in it at all.

      And it’s not as if I’ve never looked in the mirror under lit conditions; how the hell did I miss this? It’s so bizarre.
       
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      Wait, Dee, does this mean we joined the redheads?
       
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      I confess that my guy has always called me a redhead, but I have only recently accepted it and admitted to being one. lol
       
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      Your hair is beautiful @submissively speaking. It is all shades but less brown for sure. Before i ever dyed my hair it was alot like that. Seemed to always be getting lighter too. I kinda wish i never had anything done to it. It always seemed so much more healthy then.
       
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      Thanks, sweets. I’m one of those lucky souls that has pretty much always been content with the colour of my hair.

      I had a colleague years ago that used henna in hers, and sweet fancy crackers was her red hair ever gorgeous. You couldn’t help but look at her when she came in the room, just these tumbling red locks, your fingers itched to get into it.

      I’d love a red like that, but the truth is I know I wouldn’t keep up with it the way you need to.
       
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  14. Fun1161

    Fun1161 Porn Star

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    When I got on here lol
     
  15. Rixer

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    The weather just turned cool after the a/c went out with 100+ degree days. The cool weather should hold out till we get it fixed. Dodged another bullet.:thumbsup:

    Life is good.
     
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  16. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Ladies without bras, my wife, even my neighbors.
     
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  17. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    They're having a Trump boat parade on the lake today. I decorated the boat with American flags and Trump signs.
    But what makes me smile is the JAIL HILLARY sign I put on the front. LOL
     
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      I’ll Telya Conroe boaters love Trump Everywhere I see boats I see Trump flags I think I sent a picture last year this year the same way every boat has a trump flag
       
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      This is my wife's grandson taking the boat out on parade. I thought all young people adored AOC and the likes, but nope, they're
      doing a Trump Bump today. I don't know what brought it on, but I like it.
       
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  18. daggabuddy

    daggabuddy Porn Star

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    @Truthful 1 Cricket is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of eleven players on a field at the centre of which is a 20-metre (22-yard) pitch with a wicket at each end, each comprising two bails balanced on three stumps. The batting side scores runs by striking the ball bowled at the wicket with the bat, while the bowling and fielding side tries to prevent this and dismiss each player (so they are "out"). Means of dismissal include being bowled, when the ball hits the stumps and dislodges the bails, and by the fielding side catching the ball after it is hit by the bat, but before it hits the ground. When ten players have been dismissed, the innings ends and the teams swap roles. The game is adjudicated by two umpires, aided by a third umpire and match referee in international matches. They communicate with two off-field scorers who record the match's statistical information.

    There are various formats ranging from Twenty20, played over a few hours with each team batting for a single innings of 20 overs, to Test matches, played over five days with unlimited overs and the teams each batting for two innings of unlimited length. Traditionally cricketers play in all-white kit, but in limited overs cricket they wear club or team colours. In addition to the basic kit, some players wear protective gear to prevent injury caused by the ball, which is a hard, solid spheroid made of compressed leather with a slightly raised sewn seam enclosing a cork core which is layered with tightly wound string.

    A basic outline. It's far more complicated. The best form of the game is over 5 days. Once you get into it, it's fascinating.

    If you are going to watch a game start with the shortest version 20 20.

    This made me smile today.
    I realised that there was no way I could explain cricket to some one who has no idea of the game.
     
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      You explain it. My brain is melting just trying to get the basics out. :arghh:
       
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      What about silly mid off and a googly?
       
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      Personally I've had more fun in the long grass beyond the boundary.
       
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      A maiden over is an over in which no runs are scored that count against the bowler (so leg byes and byes may be scored as they are not counted against the bowler). A wicket maiden is a maiden over in which a wicket is also taken.
       
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      don't forget the ducks and sledging
       
  19. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    My eldest boy going for a chicken madras with our Indian take away meal today - it’s a very hot dish and he’s literally melting
     
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