So we tried it out and i was able to take half of it. I think thats mostly because the outside of the dildo is extremely soft and malleable, almost like playdoh

 

We don’t have it anymore, but my wife and I had one that size. It took a lot of lube and patience but she took it all

 

Honestly It looks fun from a freak show point of view but in reality not something you actually want to use. Use a dildo which actually feels nice to use and is actually comfortable for you.

Shoving something the size of a Semi in there probably isnt going to make it any more pleasurable and probably just be painful even if you are able to use it.

 

Put it prominently on your nightstand and impress you female friends with it. Like when they are in your home, you leave open the bedroom door, they get a glimpse of that monster and think 'oh wow'.

 

Surprisingly with patience and lots of lube I didn’t suffer any real pain but it didn’t give me the pleasure i was expecting yet probably because i cant ride it properly lol

 

Fun for shared oral maybe?

 

It looks like it would make a great parking lot bollard.

 

After trying a few different toys I bought the King Cock 9" for my sweetheart. It was intimidating when she first saw it but definitely curious. I licked her until she got good & wet then eased the head in. She started to thrust her hips wanting more. After a short time she was using it with no problem. It's her favorite now.

 

As a retired porn buyer for two major stores, it was my job to select the toys that would sell the best and the one you have is more a gag (ahem) gift. That isn't to say that it couldn't be used in a practical way, but realize that even in porn a monster such as this would only be inserted a little beyond glans deep. My suggestion relax, lots of foreplay and plenty of lube!

 

Without knowing the actual dimensions, it is hard to know if it is too big. It looks a lot like a dark version of a dildo that I have, and with a circumference of about 7 inches and an insertable length of about 9 inches, is large but not ridiculous.

 

Just remember lubricant is your friend

 

I bet that thing wasn't cheap!

 

This makes me think, that I do like porn where an average size woman is somehow fitting a very large dildo all the way inside her.

 

I think it's usually the width that's the scary part. I can say that my FWB has one like that which she can take up her bum. I've never seen it in her pussy and she hasn't told me that she puts it there. I have seen it all the way in her behind while my dick was all the way in her mouth. Maybe fat ones are ultimately easier in an ass than a pussy. IDK. But she told me that it took her about a month of trying and some amount of bravery to finally pop it in. She did the deed with it stuck to the edge of the tub which she told me she straddled and played with her clit and used lots of lube. When I saw it in, she had it pushing into her against the wall of the shower. She did like it though and she said she likes feeling filled up.

 

i would love to see that going into a pussy

 

My wife has a collection of dildos and vibrators ranging from a little 6” silicon dildo to a 12” monster that’s as round as my wrist and forearm.
She doesn’t care much for the little ones anymore except for a fat 8” lifelike silicon dildo where the outside is really soft and skin like. She loves it and cums pretty quickly with it. It’s got to be hard and fast with this one, like a normal fuck. Her favourite is the big 12” one that she only takes once in a while due to its size. I’ll have to fuck her first to loosen her up and get her wet enough to take it. Once it’s inside her, she’ll cum continuously from it and again wants it hard and fast - it’s primal fucking and not love making what so ever! When she’s done with it then I get to enjoy her used pussy and we both cum quickly.