I'm all about conservation of energy. A gun is the quickest and easiest way. Whether it was quick and easy for the person I decide to kill all depends on what they did. But I don't need anything over-elaborate. A triple-tap will work just fine, as was described by a couple others.

-S-

 

I'd use 'The Hitman And Her'.. If this or this one is even betterer! didn't kill 'em off.. they deserved to live..

haha.. I was totally in lust with the black guy with white hair.. lol..

 

definetly death by dog.Train two dogs(any kind) to kill.Sick them on your worst enemie, then watch them rip him into peices untill he dies.then set his ass on fire just to make sure he's dead. as far as being morbid or sick, I have witnessed worse in war.

 

Wicked...

I'd like to obtain a large hunting knife... about 7" long and stab someone through the eye.

 

Question. Does this include torcher, or simply murder?

You're more than likely going to have to make the person unable to move for this...doesn't matter how though. slide a tube...maybe a garden hose, up the person's ass. once you've got it in their deep, slide barb wire into the hose. then remove the hose, making sure the wire stays. after the muscles have clamped down onto the wire...this will sting a lot and cause bleeding. after this slowly or quickly...I don't really care remove the barbed wire from their ass tearing it apart. for an added effect you can make the barbed wire rust, or coat the barbs with some liquid rust..or any kind of liquid poison. cause of death: bleeding/poison.

stab the person twice in the back where the lungs are so that they both are punctured. the person won't be able to breathe as the oxygen will just leak out, and their lungs will fill with blood, they'll bleed internally/externally while being unable to breathe. the person should be a live for about 5 minutes, but it will feel like so so much longer. cause of death:bleeding/asphyxiation

 

Headshot, M4 Assault rifle, 15 feet away.

but id never kill anyone just cause I didnt like them

 

Crossbow.

Silent, effective, deadly, and, above all, perfectly elegant.

 

It's all about the class, baby.

 

Precisely.

I mean, if you came across a guy in the street with a crossbow bolt in his forehead, you'd be fucking impressed, and very, very fucking afraid.

But impressed, nonetheless.

 

A teensy part of me would be impressed ^.^;
The part that wasn't damaged for life from seeing someone with a crossbow bolt in his forehead.

o.o'

 

CRUNCH AND SNAP!!!!

I've thought about taking a bead on their head and just pulling a trigger or.........putting a bunch of big ugly spiders in their car and them having an accident.

 

Spiders! How intelligent!

. . Maybe cockroaches too..

 

they make the loudest crunch sounds

 

Carving out their private parts and slitting open their toung and watch them bleed to death in horrible pain.

 

Aren't you charming.

 

Me?

 

Yep.

Don't worry, I wasn't being nasty. Just that your method seemed the only one that actually made me shudder.

Probably cos I've had cuts on both a) my privates and b) my tongue, and neither are pleasant!

 

Ummm.. ok then... This thread has certainly given us an insight into some people's minds...

 

Place the bound person, arms and legs bound, on their back. Tie a rope to their hands and throw the rope over a lever of some sort, a ceiling beam or fire escape ladder will work best. On the other side of the rope tie a striaght bar weighting atleast 85 lbs. The bar will be placed above their neck. If they keep their hands close to their body the bar will remain off their neck. As they fatigue their arms will slowly lose stregth and start to straighten. They will crush their own throat. Should only take about 15 minutes start to finish with a male of average build.

 

Death dealing hmm?

Personally, I'm with this wonderful quote from a movie, in which an (obviously gay) soldier is growled at by his C/o, during parade.

Sergeant *yelling* COULD YOU KILL A MAN???

Private *bats eyelashes* Eventually..!

Switch man for woman, and you've got my death dealing method right there... *big warm grin*

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.