I don't know about you, but for more years than I can rememeber now, I've made it a habit of mine to masturbate at least once in any new place I go to: new workplace, cinema, restaurant, whatever. I guess it's a bit like a dog marking his territory by cocking its leg...

Yeah, wierd, I know... but it's bloody good fun as well!

So, let's hear your stories...

 

What's normal?

Using a vacuum cleaner, holding penis in one fist near bottom of shaft, and shaking it up and down until I came.

 

I masturbated in a cemetery thats kind of weird.

 

just a bit lol this is going to be a good thread i think.

 

it might be if people used it and didn't just say it would be good. lmao

Mine is actually the opposite. If I masturbate thinking of someone that I have feelings for, within 24 hours, something bad happens to them. *sigh*

 

cemetery, parking lot of a store, back of a school bus. well driving a car, while hunting in the woods, while fishing in a stream, in the ocean, in a hotal shower during a track meet in college with 3 roomates outside in the hotel room....al of what i can think of off the top of my head

 

elementrry school

 

on a pool table, shed, car, pool, hot tub, outside, in a tree, movie theater, shower,

 

What's odd about a graveyard?

Me and my gf have this habit wherein sex is not complete until I've kissed her forehead after I've come.

Dunno how it started, but there it is!

 

Cum In Food

For a many years I have had the occasional urge (which i have done many times!!) to add my cum to a girls food without her knowing! Watching her eat it is a real turn-on. So far a neighbour, numerous work colleagues, customers and even my sister-in -law have all swallowed my cum hidden in various foods from mayonaise and yoghurts to creamcakes and sandwiches etc! Anyone else done this??

 

That is pretty wrong. It might be hot to you, but you are really violating people.

 

Hahaha.... my girlfriend who recently left me and I used to play a game directly after sex... what I'd do is slowly begin to pull out of her and continue until she thought I couldn't push it back in without using my hands or anything, and then we'd see if I could. If i made it back in, I won, If i couldn't, she won. We'd do this over and over until she won (generally 2 or 3 times). I have no idea how it started or why, but we had a lot of fun laughing at how retarded we were.

-SOOD

 

yeah, i've made sure that whenever i goto a friends house (who's a girl) i go to the bathroom and masturbate in there.

That way i can say i've came in specific girls houses


plus i like to think that i cum where that girl cums, and our cums meet.

 

When I get off... I use my left hand and then right before I cum I switch to the right hand. Not really sure where I picked that up.

 

ever do it at chucky cheese
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what do you think about?

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