Gosh, it has been weeks since anyone told me they hope I die in childbirth.

Have you ever been on a one-woman crusade to tame a Monster?

 

I had one in my sights once - but I think he managed to get away

Come back MD all is forgiven

Ever used a wand to bring you wonder?

 

Wanderfully, thanks. :rose: Just got out of the shower.


Ever wandered off the beaten path and wound up taming a Monster?

 

I've set traps and everything - STILL nothing. Grr!!

Ever read a book and fantasised about the copious amounts of *sigh* sexual content?

 

Moi? Of course not! Well, except when I'm reading it, or look at it on the bookshelf, or think about it wistfully. *sigh*

Ever booked a flight and made your seat selection based on the part of the cabin to be serviced by a certain member of the flight crew?

 

hahaha yeah

ever hit on a flight crew member and manage to spend time with them after a flight?

 

A flight crew's 'members'? Yes.

Ever hit on a flight crew member and manage to spend time with them during a flight?

 

Noo - but I DID spend time in the COCKPIT (on my hands and knees too)

Ever been 'serviced' by a service engineer?

 

Yes, and I didn't consider it successful unless I produced 'service with a smile.'

Have you ever engineered a situation in which you wound up being serviced by by a completely unsuspecting bloke?

 

no...but i have serviced an unsuspecting guy...though not completely was hand only...

have you ever given road head or pulled off the road to have sex on the side somewhere

 

Been given it, AND pulled off the road to get it....

Have you ever 'sat' on someone while they were driving...?

 

I've had someone sit on me while driving.


Have you ever pulled into a rest stop to 'get it on'?

 

yes...almost crashed doing it hehe

no...never a rest stop...but have pulled off road

 

Many times...

Ever done it on the hood of the car while in a rest stop?

 

have you ever had sex in a public place such as a movie theater or other?

 

obviously no since ive never done it at a rest stop lol

though i have done it on the hood of a car

 

Yes.


Have you ever done it in a car outside of a tavern, on a night you would prefer not to remember?

 

Only fucked ONCE in a movie theatre, but got head a number of times...

Ever kept going although you knew someone was watching?

 

no...never been to a tavern...have done it once outside a bar though (and yes i know they are pretty much the same LOL) however it was not in a car...it was out behind the bar...and not quite a night id like to forget it was actually kind of fun hehe

have you ever woken up next to someone and not remembered even getting into bed with them...and another...have you ever fallen asleep/ passed out while having sex?

 

yes...have you ever watched someone who didnt know you were watching?