I don't even know what the Maldives are.

Have you ever been holding in shit, letting it turtle-head for more than two hours because you didn't want to get off of the computer?

 

Hey! Now that you mention it......uh......no.

Have you ever felt deja vu remembering a time that you felt deja vu?

 

Yes, but then I realize that I am damned to have deja vu forever because I am cursed with a monotonous repetitive life and a poor memory.


Have you ever been crescent fresh?

 

Nope

Have you ever had a cock in your butt?

 

*shocked*

Ever tooted Trevor's trumpet in Toxteth?

 

prob not

how do you eat your steak?

 

Perhaps...."Have you ever eaten a steak rare...."??? HAVE YOU EVER......


Have you ever wished a day away?

 

No. When I'm so miserable I want the day to go away it drags on. When I am enjoying the day it disappears.

Have you ever eaten raw kibbee?

 

No

HYE climbed a mountain?

 

Yes. But only twice. One was Mt. Nittany, near Penn State U. The other was a mountain in Mexico with a footpath to the top, and an Aztec temple, complete with altar, carved from a single rock.

Have you ever climbed a pyramid?

 

No

HYE found a pearl in an oyster?

 

no

Have you ever had a same sex relationship?

 

Yes ... with a friend from work while on a business trip.


What do you feel when someone pushes something up your ass?

 

HAVE YOU EVER...

 

Thanks for the correction. Glad you are the watchdog keeping everyone on track.

Yes .. to the previous question.

Have you ever felt like robbing a bank?

 

No

Have you ever done DP?

 

Dead Pan? I never smile when I tell a joke :neutral:

Ever given Godiva's gash a going over?

 

I think I have

Ever, have a roll in the hay? (real hay)

 

Oh heck YES!! Had a roll, and eaten a bread roll!! D'oh - I think I'm missing the point eh?

Ever taken Tina's trout out?

 

Yes .... my uncle bales and stores it in his barn. Sound neat, but it itches like heck.


Have you ever gone skinny dipping and then had sex away from the crowd?