5 months of so as my college roommates "girlfriend" once we were finished with class for the day.. hehe

 

This definitely isn't "the most" but it was the first memory that popped into my mind, so I'll lead with it.

While visiting my girlfriend's parents for the holidays, she wanted to take a nap so I joined her. It was a twin-sized bed and I was behind her, in the spooning position. She pushed her pants lower and I started grinding my cock on her ass. She wasn't on the pill and I didn't have a condom in my pocket so she offered another solution....use the closest hole to me.

We were still in the spooning position, and under the covers, when her brother opened the door and brazenly walked in. She faked being asleep as I talked to him. During our 3-4 minute conversation he had no idea that my cock was buried in his sister's ass and I was slowly moving to ensure I stayed hard. I could feel my girlfriend's ass squeezing me, as I slowly fucked her, all while her clueless brother watched.

The moment the door shut behind him my hips started moving more openly. Within a minute she was on her hands and knees as I fucked her ass in clear view of the entire room. We both knew there'd be no hiding what we were doing if someone else walked in but we didn't care, we were both too turned on to stop. Afterwards I cleaned up with a few tissues in her room and she slept as my cum slowly leaked out of her ass and into her panties.

Side note: One of her biggest fantasies was "getting caught". If she had trouble cumming while masturbating her thoughts often shifted to "what if someone walked in..." and then her problem was solved.

 

On the way home, stopped to jack into my stepdaughter's chicken tender sauce container. I ended up with about 75% sauce and 25% daddy's seed. Got home and sat by her as she slurped up every drop.

 

Well, it helped to get me hard as I watched it slip through the lips of my sexy stepdaughter....and I would like to think that it enjoyed being mingled with my hot seed

 

Love shooting spunk into other peoples' food and watching them eat it unknowingly. Makes my prick rock-hard.

 

Like who do you do this to?
I get hard just thinking about how much of mine my stepdaughter has eaten. More than any one has ever eaten from me, though I made a college girlfriend swallow copious amounts of cum back in the day.

 

Food fun?

I was once jacked into the syrup pitcher for everyone's waffles in the morning.

Also, one of the hosts who hired me had me save and freeze my jizz for 3 weeks before the party. She used some of it to salt the margarita gasses and some she mixed in the ice cubes used in the drinks. It was a fun party, to say the least.

 

Friends, work colleagues, neighbours, etc. Just about anyone who has been to dinner at my house has eaten my spunk.

 

Hands down dirtiest was carrying on a relationship with my moms dildo for 10+ years while living at home. Later in life while house sitting for my in-laws while they and my wife were out of town for a funeral I found my mother in laws toy stash and used and came with all 3 dildos and 1 vibs. 1 dildo was a challenge to fit but hit the button and came so hard without touching my dick or rubbing it on anything!!! I get so worked up knowing it’s been inside her too.

 

I watched my mom masterbate through her cracked open bedroom door when I came home when I told her I would be out all night. I came in my pants rubbing my jeans.

 

Be an older mans sexual toy

 

So many filthy pervert. Memories. Teen cousins, to piss anal sex toy for bi couple. Do have to love the filthy pleasures in life

 

Pm me baby

 

While house sitting for my neighbor, I jacked off in each of their daughters bra and panties. Then laid out their oldest used bra and panties on her bed, then fucked her panties fantasizing she was in them.
I then ate all my cum out of her soiled panties!

 

My kind of pervert

 

My kind of pervert

 

Sucked the cock of a girlfriend's younger brother when I was in high school

 

It was thirty years ago, l was taking my daughter on one of her viewing days at University. My wife was otherwise occupied with some of my friends. As we travelled the conversation turned to what my wife was doing, my daughter asked if l really didn’t mind the stuff that her mother did.

“No,” l replied, “l love your mother very much, she has a very active sex drive, l knew from the start that l couldn’t satisfy her on my own, she’s never cheated on me, always told me the full details.”


“What about the animals?” My daughter asked.


“She gets a kick out of it,” l replied, “be honest, so do you, l know you only do it with the dogs but you find it exciting don’t you?”


She agreed that she did then asked if l had ever fucked an animal.


“I’ve been fucked by dogs,” l said, “but the only animal l’ve fucked was a goat.”


We were passing through the countryside. As a field came up on the right she saw a pen inside the gate with about half a dozen sheep in it, obviously they had been left there for collection later.


“Would you fuck a sheep for me?” She asked.


“Depends what you’re offering,” l smiled, slowing the car down.


“If you do it, l’ll ride the rest of the way with my tits out,” she offered.


“No enough,” l replied.


“I’ll give you a blow job while you’re driving,” she added.


“And when l stop at a service area you’ll let two truckers fuck you,” l replied.


She agreed. I pulled off the road and she kept lookout while l climbed the gate and into the pen. I selected the best looking sheep, penned it into a corner, dropped my trousers, grabbed her and pulled her back onto my cock. I had to be quick although there was no passing traffic. I came quickly then got out of there.


My daughter was giggling throughout, she already had her tits out and she did keep her side of the bargain with two well satisfied truckers and l had a blow job on the way home.

 

Bump