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  1. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    We lost power last night and wasn't on this morning...Reni got up and went downstairs and put her coffee pod and water in the maker and pushed the button...
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Is so easy to follow a routine, and then you realize it won't work because the power is out. lol
       
      deegenerate, Apr 5, 2024
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      Agree, but it was fun, kidding her about it.
       
      Dearelliot, Apr 5, 2024
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  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My kid bought me crutches and ice cream today lol
     
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    1. Frodov
      Crutches and Ice Cream?... an odd mix.
       
      Frodov, Apr 10, 2024
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    2. Cherrypop
      The dr said I needed crutches and my kid paid for them while I was still with the dr. And then we went for icecream and he paid for that too. He’s a sweetie
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 10, 2024
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  3. UVmonkayX

    UVmonkayX Porn Star

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    The receptionist asking if I was checking out her cleavage, me turning beetroot red and her saying it's a great top for displaying "them".
     
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  4. DaleShine

    DaleShine Sex Machine

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    Not depending on anyone to turn wrenches on my two wheeler.

    IMG_20240410_040031168~2.jpg
     
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  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I went back to work today for the first time since my knee injury and everyone was offering to help and fussing and one guy even offered to carry me piggyback around the office lol. As much as the fussing is embarrassing, it’s nice to know that people care about me ❤️
     
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    2. hausenfeffer
      The office just isn't the same I'm sure without your presence:) But hopefully you don't risk further injury trying to get back to work.
       
      hausenfeffer, Apr 12, 2024
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    3. Frodov
      I don't know if you've ever had to rely on crutches before, but if you haven't... you may find that the offer to carry you around piggyback might be far more appealing soon. I would never have believed that crutches could be such a pain, until I had to rely on them for weeks and weeks. There is no amount of additional padding one can affix to the arm rests to make them any less painful. UGH!... I hope you don't need them long. Heal well, and soon. <smile>
       
      Frodov, Apr 12, 2024
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    4. Wild Side69
      Hope you knee gets better quickly.

      Ps. I'm pretty sure every guy in your office wished they had thought to offer you a piggy back. I know I do ;)
       
      Wild Side69, Apr 12, 2024
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    5. Cherrypop
      Boob squishes against your back? Lol
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 16, 2024
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    6. Wild Side69
      Your boobs on my back.....dream come true!
       
      Wild Side69, Apr 27, 2024
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  6. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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  7. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Hanging out with newish friends and making new friends at the same time.
     
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  8. mirage_3c

    mirage_3c Porn Star

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    Hearing that Paramount is cancelling Lower Decks. Maybe now they've ditched that moronic garbage we can get back to what Star Trek should be.
     
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  9. Tweedspt76

    Tweedspt76 Sex Machine

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    Wind
     
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  10. Ncgremlin

    Ncgremlin Always Horny

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    My sister walking in on me naked and making me hard.
     
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  11. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I made a bracelet that I’m pretty happy with
     
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    1. urdaddy2
      Sorry but your ass picture made me smile and wish us 2 broke people could help each out. Can you post a picture of the bracelet?
       
      urdaddy2, Apr 15, 2024
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    2. Cherrypop
      I can’t because it’s pretty unique and so easy to find lol. I’ll send u a PM
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 15, 2024
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    3. urdaddy2
      Cool. And pictures of your ass? LOL! Didnt hurt to ask.
       
      urdaddy2, Apr 15, 2024
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    4. shootersa
      Well?
      Lets see it?
      Let us be happy!
       
      shootersa, Apr 15, 2024
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  12. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    Making a lemon meringue pie for Bingo and selling all of it without getting a chance to taste it. Once the first two pieces sold, players kept coming up to the counter asking for it. Sucked that I only made one, as I might have been able to sell two.

    I also will admit that it was the first time making a meringue. The first attempt never fluffed up and stayed runny. Just egg whites, cream of tartar, and sugar. Thought I’d hadn’t followed the recipe. I had, but whoever wrote it ASSUMED people would know to wait to add the sugar (very slowly at that) until the egg whites and cream of tartar had fluffed up. Second attempt worked.

    Here is how it turned out.

    IMG_1960.jpeg
     
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      WantSumCandyLittleGirl, Apr 15, 2024
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    3. Cherrypop
      One of my favourite pies! After pumpkin
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 15, 2024
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    4. shootersa
      Oh say, Meringue is tricky!
      As you learned.
      You also have to be absolutely, positively, certain that your bowl, beaters, and everything else is squeaky clean.

      You did a great job with it, no wonder it sold out so quickly.
      Now. Back to the kitchen, see can you repeat it.
      *Shooter drooling
       
      shootersa, Apr 15, 2024
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    5. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Next on the agenda: Key Lime. I’ll post pics tomorrow.
       
      WantSumCandyLittleGirl, Apr 15, 2024
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    6. hausenfeffer
      Lemon Meraign is my FAV all time pie yummm!!!!!
       
      hausenfeffer, Apr 16, 2024
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  13. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Hearing about a rain delay. :laugh:
     
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  14. smokie617

    smokie617 Porn Star

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    Alone at the hunting cabin. So now naked outdoors all day in the warm sun. Just wish I had a playmate
     
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  15. Ifwetry

    Ifwetry Porn Star

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  16. xxxkingofsinxxxx

    xxxkingofsinxxxx Sex Lover

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    My daughter's friend no panties
     
    1. submissively speaking
      But she's at least 18, right?

      RIGHT???!?
       
      submissively speaking, Apr 15, 2024
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      20
       
      xxxkingofsinxxxx, Apr 15, 2024
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  17. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My kid got annoyed at me because I wasn’t texting him back lol. “I’d appreciate a text back mother”.

    When he uses “Mother” I’m in trouble :D
     
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    1. xxxkingofsinxxxx
      That's funny
       
      xxxkingofsinxxxx, Apr 16, 2024
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    2. hausenfeffer
      You must have been distracted...Hopefully pleasantly lol:p
       
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    #12137
  18. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Being told I have a nice looking tit lol. Just how it sounds made me smile
     
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    1. hornybigguy68
      Well YOU do! Just need to make the word plural.

      #one2love
       
      hornybigguy68, Apr 17, 2024
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  19. lovestowatch

    lovestowatch Sex Lover

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    Knowing that I am one day closer to taking off for my adventure to Scotland!
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Fun!
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 17, 2024
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    2. lottapicklejuss
      It’s fucking freezing, take a big coat.
       
      lottapicklejuss, Apr 22, 2024
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    #12139
  20. GhostIDGT

    GhostIDGT Porno Junky

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    This post my dick and the beautiful weather
     
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